Brainstorming is funny. Brainstorming is funny for couples.

Riddle joke, which do you like better? Play with children and tease the world with your girlfriend's funny humor. What are some funny brain teasers? I sorted out the riddles about funny and deceptive in my mobile phone and gave my girlfriend a wonderful riddle to share with you.

Brainstorming. Interesting trick.

1. In the case of teaching, students all sit down to class, but Xiao Zhao stands in every class. Why? Xiao Zhao is a teacher.

2. What can be universal? A: Electricity.

3. What is the higher the selling price, the easier it is to trade? A: Waste.

4. Q: There is a kind of boat that will never go into the water. Why a boat? A: Spacecraft.

5. Q: What do you mean when you don't need to face down and face forward when you use it? key

6. A woman was walking in spring and took a photo of climbing to a branch. Wechat sent a circle of friends. Here is an explosion injury evaluation: the old sow is also on the tree. . .

7. My cousin was stopped by the traffic police team when he ran a red light the day before. He came home and was scolded by my sister. In a rage, my cousin slammed the door and said, I want to go out and break into the world!

Sitting on the sofa, my sister looked down at the sentence: You can get caught if you want to break the world and run the green light, and you don't have to go to Kanto. . .

8. A man proudly shows off in his post: My wife can sleep at home, go shopping, travel, cook, feel pregnant and take care of the children. How dare you call yourself China woman paper in front of her? Blasting injury response: in everyone's village, this is generally called a little widow.

9. Ask me if I am a bunny. ""well, is this your rabbit? " "Well, I am. Say it again, is it sika deer? " "Are you a sika deer?" "You fool! ! ! I am a rabbit! "

10, Chinese New Year is coming, and there is a pig and a donkey at home. Kill the pig first or the donkey first? (Kill pigs, donkeys think so, too; Killing donkeys, pigs also think so; Don't kill both sides, both pigs and donkeys think so; Kill both sides, the pigs and donkeys next door think so)

1 1, A: Do you know why small animals like to ask? B: I don't know! A: Pig! B: Why? A: Because you are a fat pig!

12, A: The pig and the tiger lion are here, and the first tiger lion died. Why? I don't know. C: That's right. Pigs don't know there are idiots. When they see a person, they always say, "Do you have money?" "_ Yes!" "Do you have a room?" I want to ask, have you seen this idiot? Answer: _ Yes (that's another convenience, it's an idiot). Is the English spelling of pig pug?

13, A: Let's praise each other. B: Of course. You go first. B: You are so handsome. You have a good eye! b:？

14, how did the little turtle suddenly grow two heads? Why? (Answer: Because the little turtle thought about this question? )

15, "Have you ever studied magicians?" "No" "Then why are you getting worse?"

16, "Have you heard the story of _ Yes told by the tortoise? "_ Yes"

17, I turned you into a magician and made you forget that you are a dog. I am not a dog at all! ! ! Look, forget it.

18, _ _, don't you think I am ugly? It's not that I don't like it, so you just-you don't think I look good.

19, actually you have an advantage. What are the advantages? Ghosts dare not run home at night.

There are three sentences I want to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.

2 1, do you understand why the third party is crying? Because I went home in fourth grade. Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because big brother went home.

22. Father will have an exam tomorrow _ You need to take a bad exam, so you are not a father. Kids. oh How was the exam the next day, father and son? Son, who are you?

23. The new tortoise-rabbit race

Funny and deceptive riddle: in the short story of the new tortoise and rabbit race, the pig is the referee and asks _ who won? Whether the answer is that the tortoise wins or the rabbit wins, the questioner will respond. Well, that's what the pig said. This is equivalent to saying that all the people who respond are pigs, and only pigs know the result. So, this is really a funny and cheat people question, but it is not easy to get down to business after reading it.