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Husband was angry and shared coquetry with her husband.

Husband and husband are angry and spoiled (I) 1. You are mine, and no one can take you away, so I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.

2. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugged me so hard that his back ached. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

3. I want to be a cat in my arms, and I even spoil my sleep.

I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

You want it, people want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

6. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

7. People are unhappy!

8. Please, you weren't like this before!

9. You are the fool!

10. The scenery is in front of us, and the world is not as good as embracing it.

1 1. Many people think that a man's coquetry is a sissy, but it is not. A man's coquetry is a manner, but it is not every woman's coquetry, but a girlfriend's patent. If you spoil your girlfriend at the right time, it is a deadly weapon. Boy, you will be lucky if you learn to behave like a spoiled child.

12. I feel like a day with you and a year without you.

13. Seeing you, my possessiveness exceeds the standard.

14. I am on the left, giving you the romance of an angel; You are on the right, promising me a warm future.

15. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.

16. You are the one with infinite scenery and the one who fell into the dust. The point is you, not what you are.

17. You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.

18. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

19. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

20. You need a kiss, or you won't get up.

I don't want to be the episode of your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.

22. You are the one who always wipes my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?

23. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

24. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.

25. I feel that there is a distance between us, and they don't come to hug me in the morning.

26. Don't play with other girls when you come back.

27. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

28. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

29. "Don't be purple."

30. I want to eat that. Go and buy it.

3 1. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.

34. If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.

35. Please, she's a girl!

36. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.

37. I met a boy who said he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.

38. You are so ugly that I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

39. Damn, it messed up my hair.

40. If someone asks you who your date is, you are me and I will carry the pot.

A word of coquetry and hooliganism to her husband

Play coquetry and hooliganism with your husband. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

2. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

3. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

Honey, I love you so much. You can't have an affair.

Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

I'm tired of ignoring you.

7. Don't do this!

8. I don't hate it. I am so cute.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

10. People will never talk to you again!

1 1. The flowers in the south of the city are in full bloom. May you be there forever.

12. I want to love you with 100 postures, 1000 love words and 10,000 amorous feelings.

13. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.

14. You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.

15. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

16. When you are angry, I ask you to take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

17. Don't play with other girls when you come back.

18. I didn't!

19. No matter how good others are, they also belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

20. Boys cannot be protected by girls, but my boys can. If you are tired, I will take you for a walk.

Spoil, sell cute and play hooligan's sentence to her husband 2 2 1 I'm unhappy!

22. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

23. Are you a good person or a bad person? Hum! I hate it!

24. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

25. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

26. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

27. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

28. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, like a confession to you.

29. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

30. kiss someone! !

3 1. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

32. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

33. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

34. You don't know how much courage it took me to remember.

35. Every time I meet you, I pretend not to see it, but I look at it a thousand times out of the corner of my eye.

36. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or not.

37. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

38. Nothing can compare with my missing you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

39. Yaoyaoda

40. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

Tik Tok's husband's funny sentence of coquetry worship.

Tik Tok's husband's coquetry funny sentence (I) 1. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

3. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

6. Thank you.

7. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugged me so hard that his back ached. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

8. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

10. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

1 1. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.

12. Life is just like this. Know each other and fall in love with the person you love the most, and accompany you to the old age.

13. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.

14. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

15. She just avoided me. What should I do?

16. I ignore you, which is really annoying.

17. Take care of yourself when it's cold, and wear thick clothes to make others feel fat.

18. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It is not excluded that he is bored and wants to make trouble.

19. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.

20. Come and hug me when you are not angry.

Tik Tok's husband's coquetry funny sentence (part two) 2 1. I'm possessive. I won't leave if I'm near.

22. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

23. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

24. I hate it

25. Bye. I'm leaving!

26. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.

27. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

28. I want to eat that, you go and buy it.

In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.

30. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

3 1. You love talking and laughing, which is always unforgettable. So, you became a partner in my world.

32. You are the one who always wipes my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?

If I had a tail, I'm afraid I'd shake it in front of you.

Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

36. Peace is not enough. I want to have you every year.

37. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.

38. No matter in time or in my dream, you are the person I want to see most.

I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?

40. People don't obey!

When you are hungry, share a coquettish and lovely sentence with your boyfriend.

I am hungry and spoiled with my boyfriend (I) 1. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.

2. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

You lost me and I became someone else's little princess.

No one to accompany you! Let me accompany you!

5. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

6. Don't play with other girls when you come back.

7. I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.

8. I like you very much today, I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

9. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

10. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.

1 1. Don't touch me!

12. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

13. She is your little baby! Kiss me!

14. I am your little friend and your pet.

15. Love you and you will accept all your shortcomings.

16. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

17. If I have you in my dream, it will be very sweet; If I have you in my heart, I will become very substantial; If you are by my side, I will be extremely happy.

18. People don't obey! ~~

19. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cuteness for a long time.

20. You are so annoying!

I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

22. You are good or bad, bullying others, hum!

23. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

24. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

25. Meeting you is my fate.

26. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

27. Will boys be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

28. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

29. I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

30. I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

3 1. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

32. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

33. I didn't!

34. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.

35. It's annoying to ignore you.

36. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

37. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.

38. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

39. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

40. You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.

Tik Tok's husband is dusty and wants pocket money to sell Meng.

Tik Tok's husband coquettes and sells cute for pocket money (I) 1. Teach you a quick way to lose weight, and put your heart on me.

If someone asks you who your date is, you are me, and I will carry the pot.

3. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.

Your little ancestor is waiting for you, and his patience is only 1%.

5. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

6. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.

7. Thank you.

8. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.

Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

10. We don't know each other very well. Just call me beauty.

1 1. No matter in time or dream, you are the person I want to see most.

12. What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

13. Tell you a secret, and I will continue to love you tomorrow.

14. You need a kiss, or you won't get up.

15. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

16. She just avoided me. What should I do?

17. Damn, it messed up my hair.

18. Please praise me because I have done a great job in loving you.

19. Please, you weren't like this before!

20. I didn't!

Tik Tok's husband spoiled for pocket money (Chapter II) 2 1. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.

22. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

23. I can't say clearly what is missing, but I know you are all dreaming.

24. Aha ... Beg ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

25. I'm fine!

26. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.

27. Meeting you is my fate.

28. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

29. You are good or bad, hum! Damn it!

30. Ok, let's get together! Sweet or bitter, you are enough.

3 1. You are good or bad, huh! I hate it!

32. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

33. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

34. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.

35. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.

36. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

There was a mosquito just now, and it got the last applause in my life.

I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!

39. Don't seek prosperity all your life, but seek the well-being of your family.

40. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

Collection of disgusting and coquettish sentences with my husband

A disgusting and coquettish sentence with my husband (I) 1. You come to my house and sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

You are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who has fallen behind. The point is you, not what you are.

I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

4. Boys will be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

I'm sleepy. Please touch my head and let me sleep.

6. Husband, you are so handsome today!

I want to send you a big New Year gift box, but the courier won't let me put it in the box.

8. You need a kiss, or you can't get up.

I can't sleep. I need you to hold it to sleep.

10. Once, we watched TV together, and he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugged me so hard that his back ached. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

1 1. I don't know what missing is, but I know it's all you in my dreams.

12. I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?

13. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

14. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

15. Bye-bye, I have to go!

16. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

17. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

And the husband disgusting coquetry sentence (second) 18. Too little coquetry, boys will find their girlfriends boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

19. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

20. I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

2 1. Just once. I won't ask again.

22. You are mine. No one can take you away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.

23. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

24. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

25. Meeting you is my fate.

26. You are the cutest of all pigs.

27. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.

28. "Don't be purple."

29. Ok, let's get together! Sweet or bitter, you are enough.

30. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.

3 1. If someone asks you who your date is, you are me, and I will carry this pot.

Tell you a secret, I will continue to love you tomorrow.

You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.

34. A coquetry woman makes a man willing to serve her.

I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

36. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.

Give me a kiss on your mouth and we will never part.

38. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

39. You are so annoying!

40. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

4 1. Thank you.

42. People are unhappy!

43. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

44. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

45. No matter how long it takes, as long as you are in my heart, it is very sweet.

46. Not you, the seed of love is not you, but you for the rest of your life.

47. If I am a vagrant, you are human.

48. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or not.

49. For me, I love you and I am hungry, which is a big deal.

50. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.