Humorous sentences of robbery

1. Solemnly promise not to use urban management first.

2. Noodles were beaten by steamed bread, and I took revenge on my cousin's instant noodles. Instant noodles beat them when they saw bean buns. When I came back, I said to the noodles, Don't worry, I've finished.

3. Pharaoh said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I invite you to eat zongzi, which is stuffed with human flesh. Come on, mom …

You are not a policeman in my mind, so you have no right to interfere in my direction.

5. Raise pigs if you have no money, and raise dogs if you have money. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

6. "Do you still love me?" This sentence will be asked several times every time a woman kisses a man for the first time, is touched by a man for the first time, sleeps with a man for the first time, and makes money for the first time.

7. What is more troublesome than meeting a shrew is ... meeting two shrews at the same time.

8. The more money you spend, the closer you get to the bed.

9. A teacher asked the students. Why does the body get cold after death? A student replied: a calm heart will naturally get cold.

10, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

1 1, are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head! Funny robbery verdict

12, please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

13, life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

14, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

15, contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, adult.

16, the rice is in the pot and I am in bed * _ *

17. In fact, swans would be lonely without frogs!

18, if I lose this life, then I don't want the afterlife.

19, love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know!

20.look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

2 1, I don't turn my back on love because I don't know anything, I am cautious about love because I have little knowledge, and I refuse love because I know everything.

22. I want to play with feelings, not your organs! Complete works of funny robbery sentences

23. I can fry the oil by putting your words in the oil pan, haha.

24. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

26. Two children argued about the sky. One son said: A day is a day! A son said: One day is one day!

27. You dare to talk to me about basketball even if you don't know Beckham! 24。 At the campus singer contest, the female judge commented on me: "You have great potential, but the only drawback is that you enter the climax too slowly-"