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Be the devil's mother-in-law
When the bathroom door was pushed open, Zhang Yuanyuan was taking a bath. With the voice of her mother-in-law's swearing, a chill came in.
Zhang Yuanyuan, naked as a clown, stood under the shower head for a few seconds before he realized it. It turned out that her mother-in-law blamed her for taking a bath for too long and wasting gas and water.
The mother-in-law scolded her and went back to her room. The bathroom door was wide open.
Zhang Yuanyuan trembled, ashamed and annoyed, and finally said nothing. She slammed the door and locked the safety.
Water spilled on Zhang Yuanyuan, and her heart was as uncomfortable as cotton. How long will she put up with such a day? Tears mixed with water kept flowing out.
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Zhang Yuanyuan and Wang Yong have only been married for one year and have a lovely daughter.
Zhang Yuanyuan is a very beautiful petite girl. However, this beautiful woman is unlucky. When she was a teenager, both her parents died of illness. After graduating from high school, she worked hard in this city alone. Needless to say, it's difficult.
Wang Yong is ten years older than Zhang Yuanyuan, a little old, and he is also very dull and not lively enough. But fortunately, the economic conditions are not bad. I have a house and a car. I am a small leader of Yuanyuan Company.
"Uncle" Wang Yong not only gave Zhang Yuanyuan a "green light" at work, but also was considerate and caring everywhere in his life. Every day, when the thunder doesn't move, I bring breakfast to Yuanyuan, and the area is three months. This kind of considerate care, like father and friends, made Zhang Yuanyuan "fall down" soon. After Wang Yong confessed, naturally, they got married.
Married life is also sweet, Wang Yong is responsible for making money to support his family, and Zhang Yuanyuan is responsible for being beautiful. They work together, get bored with each other every day, and show their love everywhere. Zhang Yuanyuan likes to bask in Wang Yong and her daily life in the circle of friends, and she is out of touch like a princess every day. I envy many single dog.
Two months after marriage, Zhang Yuanyuan became pregnant, and her pregnancy reaction was very serious. Not only can't she eat, but she also vomits all her internal organs when she drinks saliva. She is petite and weak, and she has become thinner. It is difficult to get up every day, let alone go to work.
This is so cute in Wang Yong.
Honey, why don't you quit? You just stay at home and take good care of yourself until the baby is born. Honey, I just want to support you!
Zhang Yuanyuan listens to his heart and holds your hand. What more can he ask for? Anyway, she is a junior employee at the bottom of the company and can't get much money. So I quit my job and stayed at home to raise my baby.
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This weekend, Wang Yong got up early to cook porridge, coaxed Zhang Yuanyuan to eat a little, and heard someone knocking at the door.
who is it? This morning. Wang Yong opened the door while wondering.
Wang Yong's mother stood at the door, dusty and carrying a lot of things.
Mom! What brings you here? Wang Yong didn't react.
Seeing her son's surprise, Wang Yong's mother came in carrying a big bag. I can't come! The house in my hometown is sold and I will live with you in the future!
Zhang Yuanyuan heard some noise in the room and came out.
Mom, there you are. Sit down quickly. Why didn't you tell me so that Wang Yong could pick you up? It's a long way.
Wang Yong's mother saw Zhang Yuanyuan and said with a smile, Yuanyuan, you are pregnant. I heard from Dayong that your morning sickness is serious, so I won't take care of you!
Oh, why are you so thin? You can't do this without eating. You must keep eating so that the baby in your stomach can grow up! Mother-in-law speaks like a machine gun, scanning Zhang Yuanyuan up and down around the circle while talking.
Wang Yong's father died early, and Wang Yong and his younger brother were brought up by their mother-in-law. This time, my mother-in-law sold all the houses in her hometown without saying a word. It seems that she is determined to stay here for a long time.
Although Zhang Yuanyuan was a little unhappy about her mother-in-law's uninvited visit, on second thought, it was good for many people to take care of me. Let's live.
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At lunch, her mother-in-law forced Zhang Yuanyuan to finish a big bowl of rice.
But Zhang Yuanyuan can't even smell the rice now, which makes him uncomfortable. Not to mention eating a big bowl, she was still struggling with nausea and took a small bite.
Mom, I can't eat any more. I think I'm gonna throw up. Zhang Yuanyuan frowned and tried to suppress his heartbeat.
No way! You insist on eating more. Why not eat? How is the child in the belly nourished? You must force yourself to eat more! Said the mother-in-law attitude particularly firmly, put a piece of meat in Zhang Yuanyuan bowl.
Zhang Yuanyuan felt queasy, and a stream of liquid surged up.
She quickly pushed open the bowl, ran to the bathroom and threw up on the toilet.
Wang Yong followed and ran to the bathroom, patting Zhang Yuanyuan on the back: Forget it, don't eat, just lie down for a while, and I'll do it if you want to eat later. Zhang Yuanyuan nodded and weakly returned to his room to lie down.
Through the door, I heard my mother-in-law whisper:
Dayong, I think her baby is a girl with a small ass, thin and shriveled. When I was pregnant with you, my ass was big. When I saw that I was pregnant with a boy, I ate a lot. I love this kind of white rice. Look, she's too fragile to smell now. Call early. The Lao Wang family must have grandchildren.
Dayong said: Mom, don't talk nonsense. Everyone is different.
Zhang Yuanyuan got angry at once. What do you mean, fight before it's too late! Even a girl and Wang Yong are flesh and blood. How could she be aborted? !
Zhang Yuanyuan was blocked by gas, but it was not good to go out and refute immediately. She comforted herself, forget it, forget it, it is good for Wang Yong to speak for herself.
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As soon as I got up the next morning, my mother-in-law muttered, Yong, I had a backache all night. Can you take me to the hospital for examination?
My mother-in-law had a backache all night? Zhang Yuanyuan quickly asked, Mom, was it too heavy to carry yesterday? Where did you twist it?
I don't know ... it just hurts ... my mother-in-law is holding her waist and hunching her back, and she can't stand straight, looking miserable.
Wang Yong hurriedly took a day off to take her mother-in-law to the hospital. Wang Yong came back at noon and told Zhang Yuanyuan that her mother-in-law was in hospital.
What's the problem? Why are you in the hospital? Zhang Yuanyuan is nervous, so nothing will happen.
There's nothing wrong with it, just hemorrhoids. My mother decided to open it in the hospital.
Huh? Isn't it a backache? Why hemorrhoids? Zhang Yuanyuan and Zhang Er are at a loss.
Oh, I had a comprehensive physical examination this morning, and I have heart problems, but they are old problems. Also, our mother has severe hemorrhoids. She insisted on the operation. Open it, then open it. Wang Yong said while packing daily necessities. Fortunately, this is a minor operation. I'll stay one night today and come back tomorrow.
Wang Yong kissed Zhang Yuanyuan's forehead. Good boy, I'll go to the hospital to accompany my mother tonight. Stay at home by yourself.
Before Zhang Yuanyuan could say anything, Wang Yong closed the door in a hurry.
Zhang Yuanyuan vomited sour water again at night, and his stomach was as bad as fire. Wang Yong used to pour her warm water to calm her down. Today, I stood up to pour water, holding a cup and looking out of the dark window, feeling stuffy in my heart.
The next morning, Wang Yong came back with her mother-in-law. As soon as my mother-in-law got home, she lay in bed whining. It hurts me, hurts me.
Wang Yong was in a hurry to go to work and told Yuanyuan to take good care of her mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law was moaning this morning. She wants to drink water, take medicine, and beat her leg when she says it hurts ... She tells Zhang Yuanyuan to do the same thing. Zhang Yuanyuan didn't feel well at first, but she insisted on taking care of her mother-in-law. At noon, my mother-in-law said, Yuanyuan, I don't want to eat when I am dry. You can simply cook three dishes and one soup.
Zhang Yuanyuan wanted to cry a little, and said to Wang Yongfa on WeChat: Is your mother really here to take care of me?
Mom just finished surgery, please forgive me. I'll order takeout for you! Wang Yong comforted, waiting for her, she will take care of you, be good!
Wang Yong ordered takeout, and Zhang Yuanyuan sent it to her mother-in-law's bed, but she didn't want to eat it.
There is food and meat at home!
Why did you order takeout? !
What a waste!
How much is this? Or send it home? !
As she spoke, her mother-in-law actually cried: When I was young, I didn't have any food at all. I have never been to a restaurant several times in my life. It's hard to bring them up forever. I dare not waste a penny! You young people are too dissatisfied now. ...
Zhang Yuanyuan was so embarrassed, Mom, you were right. But it has already been ordered. Please have some.
I have a terrible headache. Zhang Yuanyuan doesn't look well. She said impatiently, I put it here for you. I can't eat any more. I'll go back to my room and sleep for a while.
When Wang Yong came back, Zhang Yuanyuan told him, and Wang Yong said hesitantly, what should I do? My mother has really suffered all her life and is reluctant to spend a penny. Ordering takeout is really a waste for her.
Why don't you make her something symbolic tomorrow? She had an operation and can't move now.
Originally a little hemorrhoids surgery, the doctor said it would be fine in a week at most, and her mother-in-law lay down for a month before she recovered. In the past month, Zhang Yuanyuan cooked for her mother-in-law on time every day and sent it to her bed. Every time she complained and talked to Wang Yong, Wang Yong always comforted her. That's my mother. Be generous and leave her alone.
Complain nasty, Wang Yong said, I can't do anything about her. Just make do with it. Cooking is not tiring. She can't go to the ground because the wound is not healed, so she can't help eating, right?
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In a blink of an eye, three months have passed, Zhang Yuanyuan's early pregnancy reaction has passed, eating more slowly, and her stomach is getting bigger every day.
Wang Yong hasn't been in the kitchen for three months. As soon as he got home, his mother-in-law called him to his room and chatted with his parents for a while. Chatting every day is not enough. Sometimes I hear the laughter of two people in the room. Zhang Yuanyuan belongs to wait for a while, feeling that he is an unnecessary person.
Zhang Yuanyuan can't remember when he started to contract all the housework at home. They have endless days and seemingly endless jobs. Sometimes I want to be lazy and coquetry with Wang Yong instead of working. My mother-in-law has repeatedly said that men earn money and women do housework at home. My family is very brave. I never wanted him to do housework before.
Later, I told Wang Yong, and Wang Yong said, didn't our mother help you get it? You okay, too?
Where does Zhang Yuanyuan's mother-in-law help? Every day at home, besides eating melon seeds, I just watch TV and sleep.
That mother told me today that she had a backache and was tired of mopping the floor. I saw her sweep the floor for you last night.
Zhang Yuanyuan noticed that her mother-in-law was really working, but every time she counted the hours a few minutes before Wang Yong came home, she shook it with a broom or mop. Pretend to be finished. And that point is usually busy cooking in the kitchen.
Zhang Yuanyuan can't tell how bitter her mother-in-law is. I can only bear it silently.
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Ten months later, Zhang Yuanyuan gave birth to a daughter. On the first day of discharge, her mother-in-law asked Wang Yong and Zhang Yuanyuan to sleep in separate beds.
Children are young, and they have to cry many times a night, which is too noisy. Xiao Yong has to drive to work during the day, but he can't sleep well at night. The whole family is counting on him to make money!
Wang Yong didn't refute, he and Zhang Yuanyuan communicate less and less, no matter she and her daughter come back from work every day, but more with her mother-in-law. Zhang Yuanyuan also tried to communicate with WeChat, but Wang Yong didn't reply to WeChat and avoided communicating with Yuanyuan.
In the second month, Zhang Yuanyuan took care of her daughter by herself and her mother-in-law had three meals a day. She was not only physically tired, but also mentally tired.
My daughter was ill that day, and she woke up in the morning and kept making trouble. She must be frozen stiff at night and her stomach is growling. After lunch, Zhang Yuanyuan wants to take her daughter to the hospital.
Her mother-in-law prevented her from going to the hospital, and she didn't know where to find dirt and incense ashes. Insist on giving my daughter a drink. This is how Wang Yong was cured when he was a child.
Zhang Yuanyuan pushed her mother-in-law away with unbearable force. Out of the door.
I tossed and turned in the hospital, coaxing my daughter to take medicine. Finally, my daughter fell asleep quietly, and when she got home, she secretly opened the door.
The room was littered with shiny used paper towels, and the room was a mess. My mother-in-law sat on the sofa with a runny nose and tears.
When Wang Yong saw Zhang Yuanyuan enter the door, he growled, You have gone too far today!
Zhang Yuanyuan just wanted to say something. My mother-in-law cried excitedly: Is it that easy for me to raise you?
Raising a child for the elderly, I have only been here for a few days, and everyone is bullying me. ...
I'm unlucky. Your father died young ... they all said he married his wife and forgot his mother. ...
Today, she pushed me to the ground ... You, a son, give me an explanation. ...
Zhang Yuanyuan finally heard the reason. She was tired, angry and wronged. She pushed her, but she didn't push her to the ground at all
All Zhang Yuanyuan's anger and grievances welled up in her heart, and she also burst into tears: I have no good life when you come! Do you do housework for me all day? ! Can you take care of my child for a day? I serve you every day, with food and drink. What else do you want?
When my mother-in-law heard this, she dropped a cup on the table and screamed, What are you yelling at me for?
I ate my son's. What does it have to do with you?
Son! Why doesn't such a woman get divorced?
Today she dares to push me at me, and tomorrow she dares to hit me!
Son! It's not easy for me to raise you! I just want a grandson. Am I wrong? !
.................................................................................................................................................................................., and then I collapsed and fainted!
Zhang Yuanyuan was terrified. She had never seen this posture before, and she was so scared that she cried.
Wang Yong quickly picked up her mother-in-law, put her on the bed, shook her mother-in-law and shouted, Mom, wake up. Mom! Mom! It was almost half a minute before my mother-in-law came to her senses and weakly agreed: Hey! .....
From that day on, my mother-in-law lay in bed without eating or drinking. Hum all the time, it's a headache. She said she had no strength and told her to go to the hospital, but she didn't want to.
I also said over and over again that with her and without me, divorce ... she can't have a son ... what hope do I have ... I might as well die.
Wang Yong looked at her mother-in-law as soon as she got off work every day, brought food to coax her mother-in-law, and fed her mother-in-law bite by bite. Sleeping on the sofa at night, and Zhang Yuanyuan have been in the cold war.
Zhang Yuanyuan was patting her daughter's photos day and night, and her heart was haggard. Every time I think about these trivial things, I will vomit blood with anger and my hair will fall out. She thinks she's going to get depression.
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On this day, Wang Yong took the initiative to tell Zhang Yuanyuan that she wanted to have another child. Otherwise, her mother will force them to divorce.
Zhang Yuanyuan cried for a long time. Why is it so difficult to cry for your life? Her parents died early, and she was wronged and had no one to protect her. She has nowhere to go. I thought I married a reliable husband, but I didn't expect such a mother-in-law. What is she going to do? What can she do?
She told herself to accept her fate. She can't compete with this mother-in-law, and Wang Yong can't help it. Is she divorced? Without a job and income, how can she divorce? She can't let her daughter live.
Zhang Yuanyuan usually loves to send friends. Every time she takes pictures of her husband and daughter, there are all kinds of praises and all kinds of envious and hateful voices under her circle of friends. If you divorce yourself now, you won't be laughed to death by your friends, will you? No, I can't get a divorce. I can't let others see my jokes!
Behind the glamorous circle of friends, this distorted real life is hidden. No matter how much injustice Zhang Yuanyuan suffered, she would rather suffer silently than divorce. She is afraid to expose her scars to everyone. She is even more reluctant to give up the comfortable life brought to her by Wang Yong and Wang Yong.
Zhang Yuanyuan can only promise to get pregnant. Although the doctor didn't recommend it, she got pregnant again before she got well, which did great harm to her mother. But her mother-in-law wouldn't listen, calling Zhang Yuanyuan a sissy. There were many children before, and nothing happened.
Wang Yong still dare not refute his mother. His ignorance and cowardice have long made Zhang Yuanyuan stop counting on him. Zhang Yuanyuan feels that she is the nanny of this family, the mistress between her mother-in-law and her husband.
After this incident, my mother-in-law completely became the queen of the family. Zhang Yuanyuan waits on her mother-in-law and daughter at home. Talk to my mother-in-law carefully every day, just asking her not to make noise and live a stable life. Mother-in-law is happy, and the relationship with Wang Yong has eased a little.
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It's almost winter in a blink of an eye. Winter in the south is too cold. My mother-in-law proposed to live with my eldest brother in Wang Yong, and Wang Kai, Wang Yong's eldest brother, lives in the north. It's time for heating in the north at this time of year.
My mother-in-law really enjoyed it. Zhang Yuanyuan sighed. I am secretly happy that my mother-in-law is finally leaving. In despair, she felt that she had expectations again.
After her mother-in-law left, the family passed the winter safely, and the relationship between Wang Yong and Yuanyuan gradually eased, and Yuanyuan realized the long-lost warmth and care. In the past, Zhang Yuanyuan didn't like winter and thought it was cold and long. But this winter is so short that the New Year has passed in a blink of an eye. I heard that my mother-in-law will return to this city next month.
Zhang Yuanyuan is getting more and more anxious. I can't let her come back. Her coming back will ruin our happiness. What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Countless nights, listening to her husband's snoring, she tossed and turned, worried and unable to sleep.
But what should come will come. When spring comes, my mother-in-law will come as scheduled.
When her mother-in-law came, she asked Zhang Yuanyuan why she was not pregnant. Wang Yong hurriedly said, trying. Fool it with haha.
My mother-in-law looks like a tiger. I knew you couldn't be born. She took out a big bag of black things from her bag.
This "prescription" is a special spirit I got from a technician. You should have a drink every morning and evening in the future. Mother-in-law handed Yuanyuan her hand while ordering food.
Zhang Yuanyuan took the black thing in her mother-in-law's hand and smelled the fishy smell. I frowned in disgust.
Mother-in-law glanced at her: don't be disgusted, you can't have grandchildren. Don't take the time to recuperate? I will supervise you. Let you get pregnant for a month!
Wang Yong said, pretending not to hear, bowed their heads and brush the phone. He still doesn't have the courage to contradict his mother. When this happened, he knew that his mother was too strong, but he always chose to escape. He sometimes wants to refute, but he never followed his mother since he was a child. His mother made a hullabaloo about raising her son for nothing and wanted to die. He's scared. He is always a little boy in front of his mother. He is not allowed to protest and refute himself. Long-term repression turned him into a "mother slave".
The chill in Zhang Yuanyuan's heart spread bit by bit.
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This morning, Zhang Yuanyuan stewed "Qiu Zi soup" at home.
Wang Yong called: Yuanyuan, I forgot to take an important document at home this morning. Can you deliver it for me? I need it for the meeting this afternoon.
Zhang Yuanyuan finally found the information and went out with her daughter. Before going out, I said to my mother-in-law: Mom, I am stewing soup in the pot. Remember to turn off the fire.
While watching TV, my mother-in-law yawned and agreed without looking back.
After delivering the materials, Zhang Yuanyuan came home and smelled the gas through the door.
When she was nervous, it wouldn't be a gas leak. She took out her key and prepared to open the door. At this moment, an evil thought flashed through my mind.
Mother-in-law must have fallen asleep watching TV and forgot to turn off the soup pot!
Zhang Yuanyuan gasped, his breathing quickened, and he paced back and forth unconsciously, holding the key tightly in his hand. What shall we do? What shall we do? Now is the best chance for my mother-in-law to treat me like this!
God must have seen me live too hard and given me such an opportunity. It must be. I don't want to do anything but wait, wait, wait.
The source of anxiety is tormented in my heart. After only 2 seconds, my heart is full of water and thoughts. I turned around and found my daughter sitting in the stroller, her eyes wide open and her head tilted.
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A few months later, on the weekend, Zhang Yuanyuan pushed her daughter for a walk in the community, and the days were finally much calmer. She narrowed her eyes slightly in the sun. Think of that day.
Her daughter's clear eyes awakened her conscience. She opened the door trembling and saved her mother-in-law.
Although the rescue was timely, her mother-in-law was also damaged by gas poisoning and lost her ability to speak. If you can't speak, you can't interfere too much in Zhang Yuanyuan's life.
When Zhang Yuanyuan hated her before, she told herself countless times that when she was too old to move, she would never wait on her again and leave her alone!
But now that she is really old, she can't speak and her actions are not smooth. She can't bear to ignore her any more.
Hey. Zhang Yuanyuan sighed, and her daughter grew up day by day, and she understood many things. She should set an example for her daughter and be a filial person.
Zhang Yuanyuan took out her mobile phone and took some photos for her daughter.
Text: Walking with my daughter in the community on Sunday. A good husband cooks at home and waits for us to eat. What a lazy and happy day!
The life of a chicken feather is spelled out, refined and emitted by her.
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