There is an urgent need for humorous campus sketches.

One * * * two people.

Each person's lines are no more than 20 words.

Do you like cars?

B: Yes.

What kind of car do you like?

It runs fast.

A: Great minds think alike.

B: We are the same.

Let me ask you a question.

B: Yes.

A: Is Santana fast or Mercedes fast?

B: Mercedes-Benz Express, of course.

A: Not necessarily.

B: Of course.

My Mercedes is not as good as my brother's Santana.

B: No way.

We have run around the Fifth Ring Road. I've only run half a lap, and he's already run twice.

Is there anything wrong with your car?

A: I've only bought it for two years. It's almost out of date.

B: Is it your skill?

When I took Ben there, he was still pedaling three rounds.

Then you must be crazy.

You just lost your mind.

What's that about?

A: I didn't know at first, but later I found a driver who had participated in the F 1 Grand Prix and asked him to race with my brother.

Yes, try someone else.

I drive a Ferrari.

B: this is more advanced.

I still lost.

B: Huh? Ferrari can't outrun Santana

A: Yes, the driver also wondered, "What's the matter? No, run two more laps! "

B: I still want to have a competition.

My brother smiled at him. "You can't run 200 laps, boy."

B: Why is he so awesome?

A: "I hung up my military card."