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1. I hope to lie on the sunflowers and face the sun even if I am depressed.
2. When choosing a man, choose someone who is generous and magnanimous. Being fussy about trivial matters, being petty and easily jealous will make life more and more uncomfortable. Only when you get along with a generous man can you be happy.
3. Occasionally, I miss my childhood, not knowing how to feel sad, not having to bear blame, not being heartbroken for others, and not knowing the hardships of the world.
4. What makes people mature is experience and understanding, not the washing of time.
5. In fact, people who love beauty are just falling in love with themselves.
6. The so-called love at first sight is nothing but lust; the so-called love over time is nothing but weighing the pros and cons.
7. People who like me are good people, people who don’t like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not human beings.
8. When you think of me one day, maybe I don’t like you that much anymore.
9. I don’t know many people, but I still want to fall out with you. Life is too short to tolerate you.
10. After a long time, I finally regard you as normal, and even looking at you feels redundant.
11. Don’t throw candies to passersby and point your gun at your family. Those who can stand your temper are the ones who love you.
12. There is a certain kind of person who is particularly mean and likes to joke with you when you are being serious, and be serious with you when you are joking.
13. No matter what you are facing, you must stand up from the downturn and regain your strength, continue to maintain your enthusiasm, and continue to smile as if you have never been injured.
14. Not caring about other people’s feelings is selfish, and caring too much about other people’s feelings is self-abuse.
15. As long as the road is right, don’t be afraid of the distance. As long as you are sure it is worth it, you don't care about the vicissitudes of life. I am who I am, and as for what you think of me, it is neither necessary nor necessary.
16. Let me tell you the rules of this world, which is to never say anything you expect. Once you say it, God will know how to play a prank on you.
17. Be open-minded and happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time!
18. The smile of a child and the smile of an old man are both innocent and innocent. The former starts life with nothing in mind, while the latter sees life through and has nothing in mind.
19. May those who travel far away see the most beautiful scenery, and may those who return finally wait for the most beautiful scenery; hard work may not achieve everything, but it can tell you where you are as far as you go.
20. Later I found that drinking cold boiled water made me feel cleaner, and the words I wrote in the middle of the night were quite tasty. The bowl of porridge in the morning warmed my stomach and made me feel more comfortable. After the pain, I became more mature and lost all the time. Own it all the way.
21. Even if no one applauds for you, you should make an elegant curtain call and thank yourself for your hard work.
22. My eyes are not dye vats, and they cannot hold your various expressions.
23. From now on, you go south and I go north. Wind and rain do not recognize each other, and mountains and rivers do not meet each other.
24. From today on, be a difficult person to get along with, make fun of people you hate, like someone seriously, be willing to live a few years shorter, just want to be happy.
25. You have your style, and I have my principles. Don’t use your style to break my principles.
26. Those who sincerely wait for you will always wait sincerely. Those who are unwilling to wait for you will always hold other people's hands as soon as they turn around. The most embarrassing thing is: I always overestimate my position in other people's hearts.
27. You must remember these two things in life, do not make decisions when you are angry, and do not make promises when you are happy.
28. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to Earth.
29. You have your background, and I have my story. If you don't understand my story, don't give me unnecessary comments. Don’t look at me today through yesterday’s eyes.
30. I hate myself that stands still, I hate myself that cannot stick to my ideals, I hate myself that becomes mediocre while lost.
31. It is in the dead of night that my thoughts become so unbridled.
32. When I hug you, I feel very warm. Holding you makes me feel very happy.
33. Time is the most deceptive, but it can also make you understand that there is nothing in this world that cannot be lost. What leaves is the scenery, what remains is life, and what comes to the end is Right person.
34. You are the past that I want to forget, and then never go back.
35. All the good luck in the world only depends on people who are strong enough. At all times, you need to be great. Your efforts now, your happiness in the future, those wrong turns and tears you shed will all make you unique!
36. When I am angry, don’t tell me any great principles of life, I am deaf.
37. Although you wear cologne, I still vaguely smell the scum smell on you.
38. Memory is like a disc. When thinking back, always take out the emotion and let it play back.
39. My dear, you never owe anyone a love, nor do you owe anyone a child. You only owe yourself a happy appearance.
40. Life advice: You must give up ineffective social interactions. It is difficult to be friends if you have different views. There is no need to make so many great arguments. If your thoughts are not at the same level, you do not need to convince each other.
41. Life is helpless, life is helpless. I think even gods have their own difficulties, not to mention people who eat the fireworks of the world?
42. Whatever you are, that’s what I look like.
43. Once upon a time, we all hoped that we could be great, but later we gradually discovered that in addition to having a loud voice, we also have a big head.
44. I have no time to participate in your past, but I will accompany you to the end.
45. I will speak boldly to those who are mean-mouthed, and I will lash out loudly when I am angry. Life is so short, why should I humiliate myself to give you face?
46. Happiness is that you never let me wear high heels. I stand on tiptoes while you bend down.
47. There is only beauty that comes out of life, but there is no glory waiting to come out.
48. Only when you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is; only when you have been in love can you know how serious it is. You can't make my poems, just as I can't make your dreams.
49. There is no such thing as "occasionally liking" or "occasionally disliking". Just like when you like someone, you can't hide the fact that you want to be nice to the other person, right?
50. If you dare to bet all your happiness on me, I will not let you lose even if I risk my life.
51. Nowadays, it is better to offend a villain than a woman.
52. The real relief is when you understand that not all beautiful things in this world should belong to me, and everyone has their own measure of happiness.
53. The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you.
54. People who miss you will naturally come to see you, and people who love you will try their best to come to you.
55. Hurt the person you love most, but relying on him to love you has nothing to do with bravery.
56. If you add me to your daily life, will you feel crowded?
57. I have this kind of temper. As long as others ignore me, I will not have the nerve to bother them. If you are silent to me, I will have to be indifferent to you.
58. People who are different do not seek each other. If you hate me, I may not like you, so why bother to be aggressive and waste your words to make people dislike you? You are busy but I don’t have time to accompany you.
59. It is right to stand high and see far; it is also right to stand high and fall hard.
60. Everyone has to experience the sacrifice of heart and soul, and then get the result of heartbreak. From then on, you will discover the benefits of being heartless.
61. I have told you that multiple skills are not too overwhelming, but you must say that eating is also an art.
62. Maturity is a very painful word. It may not be obtained, but it will definitely be lost. Sometimes I can look at it very indifferently, and sometimes I can be a little too persistent.
63. Some misses are for a better reunion, and some misses are to avoid tormenting each other. Don’t be sad about the loss at this moment. If you are destined to see you at the next intersection, if you are not destined, you will never owe each other.
64. There is no need to compliment or please, people who love you will naturally give you a hug.
65. I can unscrew bottle caps and lift boxes, with or without you.
66. The most terrifying thing is that you tell your best friend the truth, but she treats it as a joke to others.
67. Don’t complain when you encounter difficulties. Since you can’t change the past, try to change the future.
68. There are two great tragedies in life: one is despair, the other is complacency.
69. I had many reasons to give up on you, but I chose to stay; and you had a lot of reasons to stay, but you chose to give up on me.
70. If you can’t be nice to me for the rest of your life, please don’t be nice to me, even for just a second.
71. Life is short, don’t care too much. Instead of living in turmoil, it’s better to live happily in comfort.
72. Wherever imagination cannot reach, we graft reality.
73. Men can say that they are tired, but they cannot say that they are not good enough.
74. I like the feeling of being needed like this. At least, you will feel uncomfortable when I disappear.
75. Origin, I see you in the crowd. Destiny, I saw you in the crowd.
76. It is better to be alone than to stay with someone you can’t get along with, and don’t deliberately maintain relationships to make yourself more and more hypocritical. I would rather be alone than go against my will.
77. The more stories a person has, the calmer and simpler he is, while the more superficial a person is, the more restless he is.
78. I am not born to be a king, but I have the blood of reluctance flowing in my bones.
79. Chic and rebellious is my personality, simple and rough is my temper.
80. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and I feel like I’m dead at night.
81. Cry when you want to cry, laugh when you want to laugh, don’t let the hypocrisy of the world make you become hypocritical too.
82. Those crayon lines are like frozen tears.
83. It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life, and it is no accident. If we don't owe each other, how can we meet each other?
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