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Crows and foxes in primary schools

The crow and the fox

1. A crow is standing on a big tree with a piece of meat in its mouth. The passing fox saw it and drooled, wanting to get the meat. He stood under the tree and praised the crow's body and beautiful feathers. He also said that he should be the king of birds, and he deserved it even more if he could make a sound. In order to show that he could make a sound, the crow opened his mouth and shouted loudly, and the meat fell under the tree. The fox ran up to grab the meat and said with a smile, "Hey, crow, if you have a brain, you can really be the king of birds."

This story applies to stupid people.

Since the story of fox and crow came out, it has become a household name. The fox even dared not go out. It's just that he can't go out the front door. This time, the fox made up his mind to "turn over a new leaf" and help the crow do a good deed and return him to innocence. It thinks that crows are born ugly and have black feathers, so it wants to help it "repair" its "capacity".

So the fox sneaked to the crow's house: "Open the door, brother crow!" " "The crow opened the door and saw a fox standing at the door, trying to close the door at once. The fox said eagerly, "Close the door later. I am here to help you! ""The crow said angrily, "Last time you cheated me badly and made me hungry for several days, which was notorious. What else do you want? "The fox wagged his tail and said sincerely," I'm here to help you with your plastic surgery today. ""plastic surgery? "The crow couldn't believe his ears." Yes, I will help you' whole' into the most beautiful crow in the world! The crow was moved and believed the fox again. So the fox took out a lot of paint and a brush, and like a master of plastic surgery, painted the crow's feathers all over the place with paint, looking serious. In a short time, the "capacity" is "full". The crow came to the mirror happily and almost fainted. It turned out that the fox turned it into a colorful bird. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple all appear on crows, which is uglier than before! The fox was embarrassed when he saw it. "I really helped you, but I didn't expect … let me think of another way …" Bang! The crow closed the door before the fox finished speaking.

The Fox and the Crow (continued)

One day, the crow found another piece of meat and prepared to eat it in the tree. The fox found it again and walked quietly to the crow.

"Oh, lovely crow, hello!" The fox said softly that the fox took the opportunity to turn on the radio and tuned it to 127.3 (animal joke radio), just now. The crow didn't laugh after listening for 20 minutes. So the fox felt bored and had to go home. So, I had a second move, took the money, went to the market bookstore to buy a box of comic books, and put a time bomb in it. As a result, the crow went to the mall, bought a GPS and telescope, and tracked it with GPS at high speed. The crow tracked the fox's whereabouts and recorded it.

After a while, the fox came to the crow's house again, and the crow released the fox's whereabouts just now. As a result, the fox's second move was cracked by the crow

The fox racked his brains to make the third move, and finally grabbed the "meat" through temptation.

The fox said that the crow sang, and the crow and the fox started a battle of wits. The crows deliberately dropped the meat. As a result, foxes thought it was real meat, so they bit and bit. As a result, the "meat" bit all the teeth!

The crow said to the fox, "Oh dear! You are so cute, old fox. You really deserve it. Go home and let the children take you to the forest hospital to install some dentures! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha! "

In this way, the fox had to let the children help him feed rice congee. This story spread in the animal kingdom and was called a big joke by animals! /Abstract.aspx? A=sysd20053 1034

Little fox and little crow

One day, the old crow cheated by the old fox of a piece of meat told the little crow in dismay how he had been cheated in the past, asking the little crow to always remember this great shame of the crow family and beware of the intrigue that may be hidden in flattery. The little crow nodded and said, "I know."

A few days later, the little crow stood on a tree with a piece of meat in its mouth and thought, "If I meet a fox, I won't be fooled ..."

Coincidentally, at this moment, a little fox came over and saw the little crow. He immediately went to the tree with a playful smile and honeyed words, playing the trick of the old fox coaxing the old crow to sing. However, the little crow remembered the lesson of his ancestors and ignored it.

Fox was a little annoyed, but he rolled his eyes, immediately changed his face and swore, "Listen, damn crow, there is nothing worse in the world than your house." You are the disseminators of disaster. Whoever meets you is unlucky. Whoever hears your crying will suffer ... "

Hearing fox's unbridled slander and abuse of the crow family, the crow suddenly flew into a rage, and when he opened his mouth, he would scold fox, "Shut your stinking mouth!" " You foxes are the most hateful guys in the world! However, at this moment, the meat fell to the ground, and the little fox immediately scooped it down.

Then, the fox turned around, wiped his mouth, winked at the regretful crow in the tree and proudly said, "Thank you for the meat." Then walk away.