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The smartest and most classic joke.

In ancient times, men and women were not allowed to meet each other, because men and women were not close, and they all relied on matchmakers to transmit information in the middle. There is a man and a woman, both disabled, who want a good marriage.

The matchmaker skillfully used puns. He said to the woman, "This man is good at everything, but now he can't do anything."

What the woman thinks at home is nothing more than poverty at home. Poverty doesn't matter. Your life will change as long as you work hard.

The matchmaker went to the man's house and said, "What about this girl? She is good everywhere except her mouth. " . This man thought at home, which should mean that this man is talkative and likes to pick things up. There is nothing to think about. After all, people are younger and will change with age.

It was not until we met when we got married that we found out that we were both disabled. The man has a nose at the moment, and then the woman's mouth is a three-petal mouth, commonly known as rabbit lips. Then both sides went to the matchmaker to judge, and the matchmaker said that I had made it very clear at that time. The man has nothing at the moment, and the woman has a bad mouth. After listening to the matchmaker's explanation, the two sides were speechless.