The shortest cold joke

The shortest encyclopedia of cold jokes

1, the frying pan wants to introduce the object to the coffee machine next to the rice cooker, and the coffee machine says shyly. I don't want to talk to him. I heard that he likes to cook raw rice into cooked rice best ...?

My girlfriend and I broke up because I was too young for her. MD has never understood that I am obviously older than her! ! !

3. What can prevent radiation? Everyone who knows it knows it's lead! I suggest you eat pencil lead, preferably 2B, with moderate taste?

There was a woman who said goodbye and never saw her again.

5. War and love are easier to start than to end; Taking risks and starting a business is easier to end than to start; Getting married and borrowing money are difficult from beginning to end.

6, the four dishonesty: beef noodles have no beef, old woman cakes have no wife, Haidilao is not at the bottom of the sea, and apple shops have no apples.

7. On the subway, I heard a man showing off his female friend beside him. 10 years later, at least I can know my child's last name, and you will be miserable. Still unknown! ?

Lesbian theory: What's the big deal? My child must be my child, not yours.

8, can enhance the feelings of men and women, in the hot summer, when a girl-like woman hides under a man's thick beard to enjoy the cool, the feelings of both sides will increase day by day, which can enhance the feelings between father and son or between grandparents and grandchildren. When a child swings with his beard, the feeling of self-satisfaction is absolutely incomparable to those who have no beard.

At the seminar, participants asked a geneticist who had just finished his report.

? Professor, what do you get if you cross an elephant with a mosquito?

? What else can you get? ! Of course you will win the Nobel Prize! ! ?

10, a black man was bitten by lice. He blew out the candle and said, let you never see me again.

1 1. Just came out for a walk and was robbed of money by gangsters. The gangster shouted at me with a knife. Do you dare to move? I didn't like it then. Rob me. Why should I be moved?

12, I met a gangster who killed for money, and I nervously said to him: Brother, I am En. ? The gangster said doubtfully: What grace? I immediately handed a cigarette to smile apologetically: you are so forgetful. I didn't kill your brother Xie. ?

13, a bus was hijacked, and the gangsters came up and picked out some women to get off. A bus is indifferent! At this time, a woman suddenly jumped out of the car to fight with the gangster, so a car full of people swarmed and finally subdued the gangster! The reporter interviewed her and asked her what courage made her dare to fight with gangsters. She said angrily that a car full of women had been picked, leaving me alone. Who are you kidding? ! ! ! !

14. The doctor was brutally killed by gangsters. He used his last strength to write down the name of the gangster. Until now, the police didn't recognize what he wrote. . . # Finally, the pharmacy doctor solved the case #

15, a pair of Lu Yu villains.

Gangster:? You, take off your clothes! ?

Man:? Stay away from my girlfriend. Something's coming at me?

Gangster:? There's so much nonsense, I'm talking about you. ?

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