Seek mobile phone software that can read humorous jokes.

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, so the teacher told him to go back and ask his parents. Go home. Xiaoming asks Grandpa 1+ 1 what is it? Grandpa is mentally ill. Grandpa said, I killed someone, I killed someone! Xiao Ming asked his mother again. Mother is cutting vegetables, and her mother says, I use my big kitchen knife to be a baby! Xiao Ming asked his sister again. My sister is in a horror novel. Sister said: On a dark night. Xiao Ming asked his brother 1+ 1 what is it? My brother was watching the NBA, and he said, Wow, Kobe! The next day. The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said: I killed someone, I killed someone! The teacher sent Xiaoming to the public security bureau. The policeman asked Xiao Ming what tools you used to commit the crime. Xiao Ming said: I use my big kitchen knife, eyah eyah! The policeman asked: Where is it? Xiao Ming said: On a dark night. The policeman asked: Who did you kill? Xiao Ming replied: Wow, Kobe!