Jokes suitable for 12-year-old pupils.

A man. Going out with him, I drove to the crossroads and asked him how to get there.

He pointed to the left and said, turn right! ! ! Turn right! ! ! ! !

Friends complain that the cost of buying clothes is too high recently. Others said they could buy clothes in XX. He replied that XX is expensive, but it's not beautiful. The man said it was not expensive. You see, my skirt is only 25, so it looks good. Without thinking, he complimented: You are really like a star. You wear 250 clothes.

When I was young, I remember coming home from an English class. My mother wanted me to brush it quickly, so she said, daughter! This research must take advantage of the fire to be effective!

I've thought about it for a long time. What she means is strike while the iron is hot.

The teacher lamented that the students didn't do well in the exam in class and said sadly, "You just don't listen to me."

In a physics exercise class in high school, the teacher said happily, "The conditions given by the questions are changing, but they are all the same. You see, I just changed a little, and now I have to change it! "

Everyone bowed their heads silently. ...

When I was a child, I usually sold popsicles and ice cream by pushing bicycles. Once, I heard an aunt shouting in the house: New ice cream is selling well. (It is estimated that Auntie used to sell fried dough sticks. )

A primary school student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time and was particularly nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn. Pupils gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: teachers and classmates, the topic I recited was: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves are red) ...

The three most popular words during the Iraq war: peace and war. Find it, connect these three English words, read them aloud for three times, and you will uncover a major historical mystery. (I farted) ...

Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit.

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

In my impression, the monitor of the primary school is extremely serious. In a self-study class, the classroom was full of people, and the monitor kept order several times.

Finally, I couldn't bear it. As soon as I stood up on striking table, I shouted, whoever makes any noise again will break his mouth! ! ! ..... class be quiet.

When I was in college, I heard a girl order: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, not potatoes!

Cooking at noon, my mother made me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!" " "

When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I would graduate.

I wanted to say 2000, but when I got excited, I said, "Two thousand years ago. . . "

What's more, the examiner sighed and said, "Confucius' student. "

Drink with leaders and others, raise your glass and say loudly, "Let's die together!" My brain was too hot. ......

Boss, do you have a toilet paper hunger card?

When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, "I want to go out!" " "

I play basketball in high school. After getting the ball, A selflessly passed it to B, and B scored easily. After a while, B got the ball and A got the ball.

Shouted loudly to pass the ball to him. B throw the ball yourself. As a result, A shouted angrily: I was really blind just now. ...

Full laughter