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What are the paragraphs suitable for female anchors?

As follows:

1. I'm so stupid. You said you would love me forever, but I forgot to ask, is it this life or the next life?

2. What is a friend? Put a dollar on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

This is a magical era. Pupils call themselves gods and demons, junior high school students call themselves my palace and me, senior high school students call themselves grandfathers, and college students call themselves babies.

After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I was silent for a while and said, I am happy if you are happy.

The world is sick, what's more, I have to raise it.

6. The old vine is dizzy, the school food is too bad, and the classmates are hungry. The sun is setting. Well, I'm going home.