I am writing a cartoon, please help me tell some jokes (preferably from pea laugh)

My stomach hurts so much that I almost pulled it out. I rushed down the toilet, opened the door with one foot, quickly took off my pants, and shit came out with two thunders. I smiled and felt good. Shit, I don't have any paper. I'm depressed. What should I do? Just then, the next door handed me a piece of paper. I asked warily "Who are you?". A low-key answer "Lei Feng" came from next door.