Humorous jokes amuse girls.

1, the doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A man passed by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two.

2. One day, the phone rang at home, because I didn't answer it at my parents' door, and my parents didn't answer it either, so I had to put on my clothes and get up to answer the phone, only to hear my dad say on the other end of the phone: Send me the TV remote control.

Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you who live in a dormitory.

One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!

The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and their nesting ants climbed on the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".

6. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river and went home without catching anything. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home. On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit, If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!

7. I am a retired leader. Although I take a back seat, there are still people who often care about me. Maybe I was very popular when I was a leader, and now I'm secretly sending something to me. I don't know who sent a wreath to my door last night.

8. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine."

9. On the first day of school, I called my deskmate and the teacher asked me to call my parents. I said: nothing, I can hit him myself.

10, I once liked a girl, but she didn't like me. She said that the man she likes is the kind that no one dares to get close to when driving on the road. She thinks such a man is domineering. Last month. She is married. As she wished, her husband drove the sprinkler.