English short story, about one and a half minutes is enough.

I found a few online to see if there are any suitable ones ~

Joke version:

treat cordially

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy of this family quietly left the room and went to Amo. When he came back, he took a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

When the guests were eating apple pie, there was no cheese at home, and the hostess apologized to everyone. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

He won

Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won.

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

I don't know how to define a version:

drink

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

One day, the father was drunk and took his youngest son home. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

Tie a bell to a cat.

Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice stealing food.

One day, the mice had a meeting to discuss how to deal with their common enemy. Some people say this, others say that.

At last a young mouse stood up and said that he had

That's a good idea.

"We can tie a bell around the cat's neck. Then when he comes near, we can hear the bell and run away. "

Everyone agrees with the proposal, but an old clever mouse stands up and says, "That's all very well, but who will tie the bell to the cat?" The mice looked at each other, but no one said anything.

Once upon a time, there was a big cat in a house He caught many mice stealing.

One day, the mice had a meeting to discuss how to deal with their enemies. At the meeting, everyone had his own opinion. Finally, a little mouse stood up and said that he had a good idea.

"We can tie a bell around the cat's neck, so that if he comes nearby, we can run away as soon as we hear the bell."

Everyone agreed with the suggestion, when a clever old mouse stood up and said, "This is indeed a wonderful idea, but who will tie the bell around the cat's neck?" The mice looked at each other and said nothing.

Simple and meaningful version:

Old cat

An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old; She can't run fast and can't bite, because she is too old. One day, the old cat saw a mouse; She jumped up and caught the mouse. But she can't bite it; So the mouse ran out of her mouth because the cat couldn't bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have worked for you for many years, and I will continue to work for you, but I am too old. Don't be unkind to the elderly, but remember the good things that the elderly did when they were young. "

An old cat An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old. It can't run fast and can't bite because it is too old. One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped up to catch the mouse. However, it can't bite the mouse. So the mouse slipped out of its mouth, because the old cat couldn't bite it. So the old woman was very angry because the old cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have served you for many years, and I am willing to help you. However, I am too old. Don't be so cruel to old people. Remember what old people do when they are young. "

A man went to a rich man's house. When he was walking along the road, he saw a box of good apples by the road. He said, "I don't want to eat those apples;" Because the rich will give me a lot of food; He will give me very good food to eat. " Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the dust.

He walked on until he came to a river. The river has become very big; So he can't walk there. He waited for a while; Then he said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river."

He began to go home. He didn't eat that day He began to want food. He came to the apple and happily took it out of the dust and ate it.

Don't throw away good things; You may be happy to have them at other times.

translate

A man is walking towards a rich man's house. When he was walking on the road, he found a box of good apples on the roadside. He said, "I'm not going to eat those apples, because the rich will give me more food and he will give me something delicious." Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the soil.

He walked on until he came to the river. The river overflowed, so he couldn't reach the other side. He waited for a while and then said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river."

He began to go home. He didn't eat that day. He began to look for food. He found the apples, happily turned them out of the dust and ate them.

Don't throw away good things, you will find them useful next time.