Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - What is the current living and working situation in Malawi?
What is the current living and working situation in Malawi?
1) Diseases: You must be vaccinated. Malawi is a malaria-prone area. Malaria, do you understand? If you get this disease, your body will collapse, and this disease will occur repeatedly, which is very troublesome. You should pay attention to daily exercise, diet (eat more vegetables), pay attention to personal hygiene, and pay attention to preventing mosquitoes. There are so many mosquitoes in Africa, so bring more mosquito coils and electric mosquito coils. , otherwise you will run out before you return to your country next time. Of course, local supermarkets also sell them.
2) Public security: The security in Malawi is very poor. Don’t go out alone, and don’t go out at night. Keep the phone numbers of the embassy and surrounding colleagues and leaders on your mobile phone. If you encounter a robbery (you will basically be robbed), The lottery winning rate is extremely high), don’t resist, just pay and leave.
3) Communication: Bring a WCDMA/GSM mobile phone. Remember that there are no CDMA operators in Malawi, which means that China Telecom’s mobile phones cannot be used there;
4) Flying: I don’t know where you are transferring. You need to understand some necessary English. Tell a joke. The flight attendant asked "coffee or tea?" and a certain man answered "or"... ..
Haha, I wish you don’t get sick and stay healthy. This is the biggest gain for Chinese people who have been to Africa.
- Related articles
- In retrospect, it looks like a joke.
- What rhymes with numbers from one to ten?
- "I" is not necessarily me: the bracket part of WeChat nickname
- Consequences and jokes caused by homophonic words
- Excuse me, what's the point of eating western food? How to eat correctly?
- Are there any jokes that are particularly funny after listening to them for a while? Still a deep joke?
- Why are crazy people more likely to succeed than ordinary people?
- Prince Lanling could rely on his face to make a living, so why did he have to rely on his talent?
- Throne joke
- A sentence describing the Buddhist system as it pleases.