What's the funny long joke?

That day, I hid a knife in my windbreaker because I was going to kill an enemy.

I hate her very much, but I dare not scold her, so I have to choose to kill.

She is not tall, but she is high flyers in the martial arts school. I don't think she can hit her empty-handed, so I have to hide a knife.

She is beautiful, but she never looks at me, so I hate her, so I want to murder her.

I can't murder her in her school because the children in the martial arts school are good at fighting. I was worried after killing someone.

Can't get away with it;

I can't murder her in her house either, because she doesn't know me, so she won't open the door for me;

I can't murder her in the daytime. If anyone sees me, I will be arrested and shot by the public security bureau.

So, at night, I ambushed her on her cold way home.

I drank a whole bottle of Erguotou to be brave.

But I'm not very good at drinking white wine. I fell asleep after an ambush, and woke up the next day with a cold.

Now, I have an intravenous drip in the hospital, but I will never give up.

The doctor said that I would have to stay for another two days before I can leave the hospital, so I have to wait for another two days before I can continue my plan.

"Hey, nurse! Where is the knife in my windbreaker? "

"Oh, borrow?"

"Why?"

"Peel the apple ~"

Young nurses are little nurses.

Her face is very white, which may be the foil of a white coat;

Her eyes are big, which may be set off by big glasses.

The little nurse is not as beautiful as my enemy, but she is also beautiful? Forgive? BR> But even a beautiful woman, she can't peel an apple with my killer knife.

So I'm a little angry. I said, "How can you peel an apple with that knife?"

The little nurse stared at me with big eyes. She said, "This is an apple knife."

I went from a little angry to very angry. I said, "No, no, I used it for other things anyway!" " "

The little nurse picked up my knife and studied it carefully. She said, "Why can't I see what else it can do? Is it used? "

Murder? "

I was surprised that my criminal attempt was seen through by a little nurse, so I was in trouble. ...

No, I have to kill her first!

So I quickly got up and tried to snatch the knife from her hand, but she pushed me back to bed: "Don't move!" "

You! I haven't finished the intravenous drip yet! "

I asked how long it would take. The little nurse said it would take another hour.

Well, it's not too late to wait an hour before killing anyone.

Alas ..... not only good things grind people, but also bad things grind people. ...

In order to kill time, I had to chat with this "monkey" for a while: "Will you give me my knife back?"

The little nurse said how stupid I was, hee hee.

After that, he asked, "Who are you going to kill with it?" Then he said hee hee.

I think she's going to die in an hour anyway, so there's no harm in telling her.

I said, "I want to kill my enemy."

The little nurse giggled and said, "Did someone offend you?"

I said, "Of course! She ... she's beautiful, but she doesn't look at me! "

Is it better for a little nurse to take the lead in the sun than to search for an army? BR> I said I had nothing to say to you, and I said hum.

! I seem to get sleepy easily when I am sick. I fell asleep before I finished the intravenous drip.

When I woke up, the little nurse was gone.

There is also a nurse in a white coat in the room with wrinkles on her face. She is a big nurse.

Her skin is not white and her eyes are not big. I don't want to kill her. Besides, the knife is missing.

I guess the little nurse took it to play.

I'm willing to guess because I'm afraid she'll report it.

Of course, this possibility is not ruled out.

The little nurse must be on her way to the public security bureau. This "big" nurse must be sent to watch me.

I began to plan to escape from this hospital and kill the little nurse before she gave me up.

I said I wanted to drink water, and the nurse fell down.

I got up, ran to the window and climbed up the windowsill ... Unfortunately, I forgot that my ward was seven.

building ...

I had to go back to bed in despair and find another good plan.

I only wore a pair of red briefs when climbing the window, and the wind rushed at the sight of my naked body.

When I went back to bed, I kept sneezing.

It wasn't the little nurse who was afraid that I would give her a cold, so she quickly put on a mask. Later, she was worried and left.

I think this is a good opportunity.

Drawing on the experience of the first failed escape, I first put on the clothes on the hanger and then rushed out of the door, crazy.

Run away

After several turns, I still can't find the exit, but? ⑤ ⑤ ⑤ ⑤ ⑤? BR> She stared at me with big eyes and said, "The toilet is just around the corner."

I gasped: "someone goes to the toilet, I want to see you!" " ! ! "

The little nurse froze.

I said, "Give me my knife back!"

The little nurse giggled and said, "You are so funny."

I looked around and saw that there was no one around, and my face was fierce.

I think there should be no problem ... strangling this little nurse.

I tried to fight, but the little nurse took a knife out of her pocket.

Hesitated for a while, so we have to temporarily dare not make a move-she has a weapon in her hand.

The little nurse asked, "Is this it?"

I replied, "Yes, yes, give it back to me!"

She seems to be very interested in my knife, because she actually asked, "Will you give it to me?"

I am helpless and depressed: "You have the knife, just say what you want."

Then the little nurse took me back to the ward.

The word "escort" was used because she held the murder weapon tightly in her hand.

Sitting in the hospital bed, I stared at the little nurse, wondering how to kill this alive.

All right. "

Nonsense, how can you come back and do something for an excellent young man like me? I thought about it, but she brought it into her house.

This is a big house. Only rich people live in such a big house. I must see the road clearly, or I will be trapped here and can't find the exit.

The little nurse was really nobody at home. I thought I should kill her before she poisoned me, but I forgot to bring the murder weapon.

I think I have enough strength to strangle the little girl, but not in the living room. The best place to kill people should be the bathroom and bedroom.

Thinking of this, I said, "I want to go to your bedroom." Will you go? "

The little nurse said, "Hey? Do you want to play my bad idea? "

God, she can read my mind! ?

I was shocked and stammered, "No, no, no, no, I, I, I didn't, you, you, you, you are talking nonsense ..."

The little nurse cocked her head and walked up to me, her face Gherardini, staring at me, making me sweat, not knowing what she was going to do.

But I heard her say, "Sometimes I really think you are so strange. Are you born this funny? Or because I want to soak up? "

I don't understand this. Just call me "teasing" and pay it back. How can I think that I "want to hit on me" and "pretend"?

When she saw that I was dumb, she frowned hard (although she frowned hard, she didn't look angry at all).

She said angrily, "Come on, come on, I know what you are thinking!" " "

It's over, this little nurse is terrible!

I had to tell her honestly: "You know I have a motive to kill, so I want to kill you ..."

The little nurse waited for a while and looked at me for a long time. Suddenly, she laughed and almost couldn't stand up. One hand grabbed my left shoulder.

She must be laughing at me and saying I have more than I can chew.

Maybe she is from the martial arts school, maybe she can fight better than my enemy. Otherwise, she knows I'm going to kill her. Why are you smiling so happily?

In view of this, I have to give up the attempt of murder.

What should we do next? Is the stadium resistant to spinning and smashing yellow? Looking forward to living? BR> The little nurse kept laughing, and I knew she didn't take my threat seriously at all.

In that case, I can only stand in a daze and see what she can do to me! Anyway, I don't have a murder weapon, so she can't do it to an unarmed man like me.

The little nurse finally finished laughing and took my hand: "OK, I'll show you my bedroom."

Her hands are so soft that she doesn't look like a housewife. Look at her skeleton, it's very light ... it seems ... maybe ... I'm too worried. ...

A little nurse's bedroom is like a kindergarten doll's room. There are also many hairy dogs, bears and so on. If this thing hits you hard on the head, there is nothing you can do.

The little nurse smiled and said, "Sit anywhere."

There is only one chair here, which has been occupied by a hairy bear. The only place to sit is that colorful bed.

I groped carefully, and the little nurse asked what was wrong. I said to see if there was a mechanism, and the little nurse kept laughing.

I think she belongs to the kind of girl who loves to laugh naturally. However, I have to confirm my previous guess.

I asked, "Can you … tell me why you are not afraid of me?"

The little nurse said, "Afraid of you? What are you afraid of? "

This statement really hurts my self-esteem. If it is true, I am really an unqualified murderer.

Of course, I had to continue this topic. I asked, "Did I say I was going to kill you?"

The little nurse fought back a smile and said, "So this is why you came to my bedroom!" "

I push? What is the punishment? What's wrong with Phosphopa? BR> The little nurse gave me a push and said, "Come on!"

Then I made an inexplicable suggestion: "Let's go, I'm hungry and invite me to dinner!" " "

I was surprised and asked, "Why?"

The little nurse's answer is: "I'm too lazy to cook, and you may not like it." After all, we have just begun. "

What do you mean "at first"? Start what? I'm confused. ...

In a daze, we went to the street, found a restaurant and ordered food.

The little nurse seems to have a big appetite and keeps ordering.

I'm worried because I only have 16 dollars and 50 cents in my pocket. ...

Maybe the little nurse knows that I have no money in my pocket and wants to trap me in this restaurant to wash dishes and chopsticks …

I couldn't be fooled by her, so I had the cheek to ask her, "Do you have money?"

"Why!" The little nurse gave me a white look. "Say you invited me!"

I piled the crumpled banknotes in my pocket on the table and said piteously, "That's all that's left ..."

The little nurse looked at me with her mouth open and murmured, "You ... you can't ..."

Then he opened the small bag, took out something and said, "How can a boy go out without money?"

She took two big tickets and stuffed them into my hand, saying, "I'll lend you 200 yuan first." Anyway, you have to invite me to dinner for the first time. "

I scratched my head, which was really embarrassing. It seems that this favor is owed.

Perhaps, the little nurse thought, I won't do anything to people who owe people a favor. Is this girl really not? Sword? BR> in your dreams. I'm hungry anyway. I'll fill my stomach before I make plans.

This meal cost me 80 yuan, enough to eat fast food for a week. I want to give her the remaining 120 yuan, but she doesn't want it.

She said, "You have to pay it back together. I'm not mortgaging the property."

I had no choice but to follow her despondently.

The little nurse asked, "By the way, what do you do?"

I answered truthfully, "I wandered around the street all day before I found a job."

The little nurse jumped up, grabbed my arm and cheered, "Great, I was worried you wouldn't be free this afternoon!" " "

I asked, "Why?"

The little nurse leaned close to her face and said, "I have no work this afternoon." Would you like to accompany me around? " ? Hee hee ~ "

I think my first one is twice as big as it is now. How can I kill and fight like this? It's really puzzling ...

(besides, this is not the Lord. )

After that, we went shopping all afternoon.

The little nurse went shopping in the big shopping mall and bought a lot of bears and cats, all of which I held.

Finally, I had to buy something for her. I bought her a 50-cent piece of gum, and she didn't like it.

Finally, I was forced to buy a jingle bracelet, which happened to be 136 yuan, hollowing out the rest of me …

The little nurse looks silly and should not affect my plan. I can put the matter of "killing my mouth" aside.

My enemy stayed a few more days because of his carelessness the other day, which was really annoying.

But then I couldn't find the murder weapon. I wonder if it was stolen by the little nurse.

I don't have any money in my pocket … it's really a headache …

I can't help it Before I become a murderer, I must rob.

To be on the safe side, I choose school-age children as the research object. They are both rich and vulnerable.

There should be no other difficulties except a little shameless.

As soon as this idea came into being, a boy with a big schoolbag ran past me.

When the time came, I rubbed my hands and jumped up.

A woman's scream rang in my ear.

I wonder what hit my vest … and then I think I fainted …

When I woke up, I was in the hospital again.

There is a beautiful girl sitting next to me. Take a closer look. Oh, my God! It turned out to be my enemy! ! !

My beautiful enemy saw me awake and said to me, "awake ~ how do you feel?"

I was caught off guard and stammered, "You said … whatever … whatever, it's in your hands … count me in …"

The beautiful enemy paused and whispered, "It can't be your head ..."

Then he shouted, "Son, your rescuer is awake. Come and say thank you. "

There is another child in the ward, the one I just wanted to rob.

Under the explanation of my beautiful enemy, I realized that I was a "hero" who sacrificed himself to save others …

At that time, the little guy was crossing the road, and a motorcycle couldn't stop, so he was about to hit it, and then I jumped on it? ィ? Wipe it? Burning feed? BR> The robber became a "hero" without taking it for granted ... Obviously, this god is against Lao Zi ... Otherwise, it wouldn't have happened that the child is the brother of my beautiful enemy.

After filming, the doctor said I was fine and didn't need hospitalization. The American enemy asked, "Why did he faint and say he was fine?"

The doctor who killed that day actually said, "I guess I was scared out" … What a fucking shame …

So the beautiful enemy is very happy. "Since it's okay, I have to thank you first. Let's go and invite you to dinner! " "

"Eat again! ! ! "I was shocked. "You ... please ..."

The American enemy looked at me with a smile: "No problem, let's go.

After changing my clothes, I followed my beautiful enemy.

At the door of the ward, the doctor waved to me: "Come often when you are free ~"

At the gate of the hospital, I met the little nurse …

When the little nurse saw me, her face lit up and she shouted like a cheer: "Ah! You are in the hospital again! " It seems that I wish I could come to the hospital every day …

I don't know how to answer, the little nurse cried again, "ah! Who is she? "

The little nurse asked me about my beautiful enemy, and then I realized that I didn't know the name of this enemy.

I faltered, and the smile on the little nurse's face disappeared and she pursed her mouth.

I caught dandruff all over the sky.

The beautiful enemy looked at me, then at the little nurse, and smiled and said to the little nurse:

"Don't get me wrong, he is my brother's savior, and I have come to thank him."

"Oh?"

"We are going to eat, let's go together!"

The little nurse agreed without hesitation: "Wait, I'll ask for leave!" " "

……

Really, am I getting old again this year? The two most troublesome characters are actually together, but I am caught in the middle …

……

The restaurant chosen by the American enemy is more upscale than the one the little nurse went to last time.

So the little nurse secretly said to me, "Don't tell me you have no money."

I said, "I just didn't." I think she is borrowing money from me. Anyway, asking for money is not fatal.

"You, you, you ... alas ..." The little nurse had to reach for her bag again.

I quickly grabbed her hand and stopped: "Don't be busy, people promised to treat!" -I can't escalate this debt.

The little nurse stamped her foot hard, but I grabbed her hand.

Helpless, the little nurse changed the subject: "Who is this woman?"

I mysteriously said to the little nurse, "She is the one I want to kill!" " "

"ah! ! ! She is yours ... "The little nurse shouted" Ah ",which scared me almost out of breath.

"Shh ~ ~ Oh, my God, can't you keep your voice down ..."

The little nurse hung her big eyes and thought about it. Suddenly, an unhappy expression appeared on her face.

She said, "You bad egg! Why kill every beautiful girl? "

I argued, "Is she my enemy? ! "

The little nurse asked, "What about me?"

"You?" I paused. "You what?"

The little nurse said, "Didn't you say you were going to kill me yesterday? Then what am I? "

I replied, "You are still alive ..."

The little nurse asked again, "What is a monkey?"

I replied: "The past tense of killing people!"

The little nurse just looked at me and smiled. After laughing, I suddenly snorted with a straight face.

She said, "So she's the main character? ..... no, no. ! ! I am so angry! ! ! "

At this time, the American enemy suddenly appeared, blushing and asking softly, "Can we eat and talk inside?"

I looked around and didn't know when a dozen people were listening to our conversation. The beautiful enemy and her brother are obviously two of them …

The meal was so uncomfortable that both women blushed and said nothing. On the other hand, the younger brother of the American enemy is on the side, and the penis is endless.

That boy teased me for a while, "Haha, I'm so scared", and then he forced me to ask, "Are you really enemies with my sister?"

Finally, he reminded me: "My sister is very powerful. You can't hit her. "

The beautiful enemy rose very red and winked at the boy, but the boy was embarrassed to answer.

The little nurse couldn't help laughing, until finally she couldn't help but spray the rice all over my face …

After dinner, the American enemy copied a mobile phone number to me and ran away blushing without saying anything.

I am in a hurry. I thought she hadn't paid the bill yet. The little nurse pulled me and told me not to chase. Fortunately, the waiter said he had bought it.

After leaving the restaurant, the little nurse stared at me all day. She still seems worried that I will try to murder my beautiful enemy again.

In fact, I have basically given up this idea.

The beautiful enemy is a shy girl, so she didn't even look at me before. In this case, it is a misunderstanding that I regard her as an enemy.

As for the so-called "monkey" around me, I am afraid it cannot be established. The only headache is ... I owe people money.

After that, there were two more girls around me. After a long time, I found myself in debt. I have to find a job in order to pay off this debt.

So, I applied to be a middle school teacher.

The general situation of the application that day was like this. I took the application form and went to pee first. Just in the middle of urinating, a fat old man rushed in and crowded beside me to urinate loudly, but the roll of forms I put under my arm touched the urinal.

After rushing, the shape turned dark yellow.

If you take a dark yellow form to apply, it must be yellow! So I dragged the fat old man to make him pay.

The fat old man said he had an emergency meeting. I don't care if I say you don't pay. I won't let you go.

Finally, the fat old man took out his pen and paper and left in a hurry. He wrote a few words in my hand and said angrily, "Take it! Better than a table! "

I don't understand what is written on the paper, but with this paper, I got a job as a middle school teacher.

The school leaders, including the headmaster, are very polite to me. Later, I learned that the fat old man who peed together was a senior official of the Ministry of Education.

The school probably thought I was a relative of that senior official.

Soon I got a job arrangement and became a moral education teacher in the liberal arts class of senior three.

I told the little nurse about it, and she smiled and insisted that she wouldn't believe it even if she was killed.

I told this story to my beautiful enemy again, and she smiled, but she didn't believe me without saying that she was killed.

Whether they believe it or not, I reported to school on time the next day, because the money I owe them only starts here.

I used to be a student, not a teacher. I can't wait. I ran to the classroom before the bell rang.

It's noisy and intimate, which reminds me of the good times when I pigtailed my female classmates many years ago.

It's a pity that female students don't leave pigtails now, otherwise I will definitely be unable to restrain the urge to pull.

I wandered around the classroom for a while, and then surrounded the little boys to watch them play poker.

I don't know when I joined later. These students were raped badly. After only a few games, I lost 80 cents …

As you know, I don't have any money on me.

Just as I was about to run away, the bell rang, and the two boys who won the money pulled me: "Give me the money quickly, and the teacher will come at once."

I got rid of their entanglement and ran away: "I'll give it to you next time, but I didn't bring it today."

The little boys can't outrun me, and they dare not chase after class to ask for debts, so they have to shout insults behind their backs.

This made me proud for a while, thinking that I had got a big bargain.

Later, I found that things were not that simple and I had to go back. ...

Because, I am the moral education teacher of this class, and this is my class. ...

It's bad luck to owe money to students before class …

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk back to the classroom.

At the door, I sneaked a look and found that more than forty pairs of eyes were all aimed at me, and two of them naturally won my money …

A surprised, I shrank my head back again, and there was awkward laughter in the classroom.

Alas … I have to break into Longtan for the salary at the end of the month! So I was desperate and strode onto the platform.

Perhaps because of my majesty, the students began to stay where they were, and the whole classroom was as quiet as a morgue.

Haha, this is the fun of being a teacher. I was complacent, but I soon found myself in a dilemma.

What should I say? I remember when I was a student, my teacher was always eloquent, but I never remember what I said …

I watched it with forty classmates for a long time, but I still couldn't figure out what to say.

The audience began to chatter, and a female student couldn't help but stand up and ask me, "Excuse me, are you … are you a teacher?"

It's good that someone has started talking. I quickly replied, "Nonsense, what am I doing here without a teacher?"

Then I began to say with a little plausibility, "Listen up, everyone, I am your moral education teacher. It's a little cold today. Who wants to go home and quickly add more clothes! " "

The class became active, and the little girls began to stare at me with bedroom eyes, while the two boys who just won my money turned pale with fear and did their hair in their seats.

Shake it.

Although my class is now one level higher than theirs, I am not a hooligan after all, so I pointed to the two boys and asked their names.

Then I sincerely said to them, "I just lost 80 cents at cards." I'll pay you back when I get paid! " "

Two little boys blushed, and one of them said, "Sorry, teacher, we won't play cards in the future … gambling is not good …" "

I don't think there is anything wrong with playing cards. I said, "Everyone is gambling on luck and fighting for intelligence. Why can't I see anything wrong? "

The little boy blushed even more and faltered: "Teacher, I know I was wrong ..."

It seems that the students deliberately want to put me as a teacher in a respected position, so I won't argue any more.

I asked them what they liked to talk about, but no one answered. So I said some topics that I like.

I told them that I liked to pull the braids of my female classmates when I was studying, and I also discussed with them how to pull them for fun.

I also told them about chasing girls in high school …

After a class, the students all said, "Teacher, we love you to death!" " "

After school, a large group of girls rushed to treat me to ice cream, and I took more than a dozen at a time.

As a result, when I got home, I had a stomachache, vomiting and diarrhea, and I was miserable …

It turns out that being a teacher is really not an easy task.

The little nurse called to hear that I was ill and shouted happily, "Good! ! Come to the hospital! ! ! "

In a trance, half a month has passed, and being a teacher is still an easy job for me.

It is nothing more than spending one or two forty-five minutes chatting with a bunch of students every day.

Although I never bring textbooks, the school leaders still "appreciate" me because of the good feedback from students.

He also said: "The people sent from above are really extraordinary!" This is undoubtedly due to a fat man who peed.

On this day, I was idle and bored, playing cards with several boys in my class, and the little nurse came to see me.

The little nurse grabbed a student and asked, "Is this guy really your teacher?" She still doesn't believe that I became a teacher.

I am very proud of the students' answers. He said, "He is our best teacher!" "

The little nurse was a little unwilling and continued to ask, "Did he force you to say that?"

I was afraid of scaring the students, so I dragged her outside. The students whispered in the back: "The teacher's girlfriend had a good time."

Although I'm sure I'm not lying, the little nurse seems to be worried about one thing: "You won't get into old habits again, will you?"

"What old question?"

"For example, I think there are several little girls in this class who are quite iconic. You don't want to murder them, do you? "

"They have no reason against me, and they are not alive. Why should I kill that? "

At some point, we walked to the school gate. The little nurse suddenly asked, "Does your beautiful enemy often come to see you?"

I quickly shook my head: "No, what does she want with me?"

"Who's that in front?"

I followed her finger and saw a beautiful enemy coming this way.

She never looked me in the eye before. I was so angry that I wanted to kill someone. Now she comes to school to find me. How lucky!

Get carried away, I waved and shouted, and the little nurse hit me hard in the ribs and didn't catch my breath for a long time.

When my beautiful enemy heard my voice, he came running excitedly.

Before she could speak, the little nurse insisted in a coercive tone, "Why did you come to see him?"

The American enemy was stunned and embarrassed, and his face suddenly turned red: "What? I ... I happened to pass by here. "

Then he gave me a look and said, "Are you … are you really a teacher?"

The little nurse mumbled "pretend to be garlic", but I ignored her and quickly replied, "Of course, of course, I get paid half a month."

I have to let them know this so as not to rob the students' lunch boxes at lunch today.

But then again, the students are still happy that I robbed their lunch boxes, especially those female students.

Just then, they came, each with a lunch box in his hand, looking around.

"Strange, isn't the teacher hungry today?"

"I heard that the teacher's girlfriend came to see him."

"The teacher has a girlfriend?"

"Listen to those smelly boys."

"Whoops ~ ~ ~"

This noon was a treat for the little nurse, which didn't escalate my debt. We have dinner in the fast food restaurant in front of the school.

Those female students hid in the corner of the restaurant and whispered, looking at the little nurse and the beautiful enemy reluctantly.

The little nurse thinks she is my girlfriend, and I can't object because I owe her a lot of money.

The attitude of the American enemy is not clear. She always doesn't talk much, but she seems to like to call my home. I

I often meet her by chance.

Since the students all think that they are my girlfriends, let's take this as one thing for the time being, at least so far.

I haven't lost anything.

I told them that I didn't have classes in the afternoon, and the American enemy said, "Then … come and play at my house."

The little nurse was anxious: "I have a class in the afternoon, so I can't go, and you are not allowed to go!" " "

I faltered and said, take a look, maybe not ... Then the little nurse's cell phone rang, and she left in a hurry, reminding me before she left.

Don't go.

Actually, I really want to go. The beautiful enemy is still mysterious in my heart. I want to know more about her. what

As soon as the little nurse left, I said, I'm leaving

My beautiful enemy smiled at me, and I liked her smile very much, which strengthened my determination to go to her house.

At this moment, a female student suddenly appeared beside me and whispered, "Teacher, you should control yourself."

I didn't understand, so I asked in a low voice, "What do you mean by' control yourself'?"

The female student said mysteriously, "This woman must be hostile to you. You should be careful not to lose your virginity. "

I was taken aback and asked loudly, "Is this what high school girls should say?"

My voice was so loud that my female classmates were scared out of sight. Then only beautiful enemies are left around, shy.

Your eyes are staring at me ...

I'm a little skeptical that the lesbian theory may not be taken seriously. However, it seems that losing virginity is not a big deal.

Thinking like this, I comfortably followed my beautiful enemy on the way to her home.

"Have we known each other for more than half a month?" The American enemy is asking nonsense.

"Yes, we met more than half a month ago." My answer is also nonsense.

"But, you seem to have known me a long time ago?" The beautiful enemy seems determined to make good use of this road for questioning.

Me.

"A long time … not too long …" I really don't know how to answer this question.

"In fact, I've always wanted to understand, what do you mean by saying that ... is that' murder' or something?

Want to ... "

Ah! She's questioning me ...

"I ... I'm ..." I grabbed my head. It's really hard to explain. Forget it. Very straightforward. "I want to murder.

You! "

I thought the beautiful enemy must be furious, but I didn't expect her to blush, pout a little and have bony eyes.

Go straight.

I'm a little scared, I don't know what she will do to me …

On the way to my beautiful enemy, I confessed my criminal attempt half a month ago, and I will leave the rest to fate.

"Can you tell me the reason?" The tone of the American enemy is very strange, but I am sure that this is by no means a problem.

Since it is not a question, it is much easier for me to answer. I am very frank: "because you are beautiful, but you don't look at me."

The American enemy stopped talking and snickered all the way, so I had to follow her honestly and didn't dare to fart.

Walking, suddenly a robber came over and shouted at us, "I want to rob you of your money!" " "

I shrugged: "I have no money on me, so you can arrest her."

Although I have known for a long time that beautiful enemies will fight, I have never seen them. I think now is the right time? sorry Curtains? BR> Beautiful enemies seem to have no impulse to teach each other lessons. They just asked, "How much do you want?"

"Five ... fifty dollars!" The robber really has a big appetite, but it's bold to rob openly in broad daylight.

The beautiful enemy opened his bag, took out a hundred-dollar bill and said, "No change. Is there any change? "

The robber took the money rudely and left, saying, "Let's say I robbed him twice. Let's go. "

After the robber left, I asked the beautiful enemy, "Why don't you play two tricks to beat him away?"

"Are people afraid?" The beautiful enemy was so timid that she later added, "Besides, fighting with men in the street will be laughed at."

I'm a little suspicious that it was an illusion before. Maybe a beautiful enemy can't do anything, but I'm not sure.

Considering this, I'd like to confirm it. Of course, it is impossible in the street. I'll wait until I get to her house.

"Do you know kung fu?" As soon as I got to her house, I couldn't help but be curious.

"Yes, my father opened a martial arts school and has been studying for a long time." The beautiful enemy nodded.

"I don't quite believe it." I said.

"Hee hee, do you want to give it a try? Anyway, there is no one at home. " The beautiful enemy said in a joking tone, but I really