What was the earliest cold joke?

From the fifty-fourth chapter of A Dream of Red Mansions, Shi Taijun broke the old-fashioned colorful clothes of Wang Xifeng's skit.

Wang Xifeng told a joke and everyone laughed together: "This can catch him. Say something nice after drinking, don't be too funny. " Feng thought for a moment and said with a smile, "In the first half of the first month, the whole family also enjoyed the lights and drank. It's really lively. Grandma, grandma, daughter-in-law, grandson, granddaughter-in-law, granddaughter-in-law, granddaughter-in-law, granddaughter-in-law, granddaughter-in-law, granddaughter-in-law, "everyone laughed at his words and said," I don't know which one to make up. " You Shi smiled and said, "If you want to recruit me, I can tear your mouth off." Xifeng clapped her hands and said with a smile, "I won't say anything if others say you are fooling around." Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "What do you think?" Xi Feng thought for a moment and smiled: "There is a whole room under the floor. After drinking all night, it will be scattered."

When they saw that he spoke sternly, there was nothing else, and they all froze, waiting for the next words.

I just feel cold and tasteless

Shi Xiangyun looked at him for a long time. Xi-feng said with a smile, "Let's talk about it in the first half of the first month. Several people carried a firecracker with a big house outside the city, which attracted tens of thousands of people to follow. An impatient man couldn't wait, so he stole the incense and lit it. When he heard a "poof", everyone burst into laughter. Firecracker porters complain about selling firecrackers. Xiangyun said, "Didn't he hear it himself? Feng Dao: "I used to be deaf." Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter at the thought. Thinking of the first one, they asked him, "What about the first one? "It's time to end." Feng patted the table and said, "What a bother. The next day will be 16, and the year will be over, and the festival will be over.

That's all.