Urgent for red jokes about Buddhism

I think this kind of happy ever after is a disaster in my life. Men and women who marry romantic debts are monsters in the underworld. Seeking fame and fortune, where is it now? Find a master and cover Mao An early. A stinky bag contains a thousand heavy spirits, and a shriveled skull carries a lot of guilt. I will do my best for the children and the furniture. Who will live forever? Heaven and hell are artificial, and the ancients refused to tell the truth. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, just to go out early and return late. Don't let him make trouble on the road of reincarnation! Deep in the white clouds, under the green hills, there is no winter and summer in Maoan Caotang. I have a few words of fishing and firewood, and a gourd rack. As powerful as the devil, the storm is so terrible! If you are poor for one day, you will be weak for ten years, and you will be free and virtuous. There are different groups in the world, but dating. A bowl of rice, double Wan Liyun. I walked around and couldn't see anyone. Gan Kun turned into pills, the sun and the moon flew with arrows, and everything changed. Yumenguan, Wan Li, Qili Fishing Beach, near Chang 'an in the morning, it is difficult to get out of the way in the autumn wind, so stop here, kill the hero by mistake, and look at the temple of the Galaxy! The weather is fine, Shan Ye is bare, the seedlings are fragrant and the betel nuts are sparse, and the prisoners are coming. Who is more noble? Jiazi is free, while Gankun is only free. Worry-free, still drunk, rest, romantic lake!