Jokes about possibility

Chongqing dialect: "Today I am going to be a bit tough on you, and I will watch if your baby moves. Don't look at your baby's big dick, if you offend me, I will stick a brick on your baby's head!"

Chongqing Dialect Version 2: "Today I'm going to stand up a little bit. If you touch me, I'll sue you. Don't think you... look so arrogant. I'll just pick up bricks when I'm hairy." Son, your head is so high!”

Chongqing Dialect Version 3: “I’m going to stand tall today, you kid, I’m going to sue you, don’t think you’ve got enough time. You have to be poisoned, and I’m pissed off. I’ll give you enough sweat to pour over your head!”

Chongqing dialect version 4: “You are a treasure, and I will definitely turn into an old man!” It’s okay that the station is down today. Don’t even move. You have an eye poison. Come over here and touch me. Don’t look down on you and pick up a weight. If you make me angry, just pick up a piece of rotten leather brick with your hand. , I’ll make you smoke!”