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Who has SJ and supreme motives and all what happened with them?
When I was a student, Te Li was not as fashionable as it is now. I haven't even been to the most prosperous ancient museum in Seoul, and I was ridiculed by my friends as "a farmer in Seoul". However, it was in Te Li that I went to the exhibition hall for the first time because of my classmate's birthday party. I was lucky enough to be invited by a street scout in XXXXX for an interview, and then I started my six-year internship.
Te Li, Enkh and Junxiu often play together during training. As an elder brother, Te Li often buys food for his younger brothers. Once, the brothers said they wanted to eat steamed stuffed buns. Te Li only had enough money to buy two, but he paid generously, thinking that three people would be happy to share them. The bus came, but I didn't expect Eun Heh and Jun Xiu to say "See you tomorrow, brother", so they took the steamed stuffed bun and roared off, leaving Te Li alone.
Xi che-princess petals
One day, car fans sent a cat to. When Fan Ji saw it, he said, "It can be called Fan, Che," Later Han Geng came back and asked why he didn't add my name. The car said, "Well, you can call it Xifan Han Xifan in the future." Finally, even the typhoon TRAX came to join in the fun. The kitten suddenly became a "Japanese cat" with a four-word name-Han J Xifan.
Cars that have always been more beautiful than female guests on the show have also experienced being dumped. When she first debuted, Che fell in love with a girl, but the girl had a boyfriend but never told Che. It was not until Xi Che got deeper and deeper that this fact was revealed. At that time, Xi Che said, "If I go to that person's side, I won't be lonely. If I come to my side, I will protect you no matter what. " If you are so handsome. Unexpectedly, in the end, the girl didn't choose anyone and chose the third person who pursued him.
Han Geng-The Return of the King
Han Geng often praises his cooking. Once, when he was cooking in the dormitory, he found that there were only eggs and onions left, so he cooked with leftovers. I didn't expect the members to say yes after eating. Ask him what his name is, because Han Geng's Korean pronunciation is not very good, and he misnamed fried rice with eggs as "Beijing rice". As a result, this funny oolong created a new term "Beijing fried rice" and became Han Geng's most popular housekeeping dish.
In Korea, you should say "hello" to your elders with great respect. Only with friends can you say "hello". But when he first arrived in Korea, Han Geng knew nothing about these complicated honorifics and accompanying words. All the words should be as simple as possible and say "hello" to everyone. So at first many people misunderstood him as impolite. Han Geng unfairly explained: "That's how I learned!"
Yisheng-voice magician
Yi Sheng, who looks very introverted, is actually a very talkative person with a completely upside-down heart, and is even called "nagging Yi Sheng" by the team members. It is said that in an interview, Yi Sheng spoke for two hours, but unfortunately 90% of them were cut by the director. Yi Sheng felt angry and funny: "Do I look like I'm going to be cut off?"
Since coming to Qingdao, China for publicity, Yisheng has fallen in love with the local specialty-Tsingtao Beer. Back in Korea, I have always been fascinated, and I praised it on my own radio program, which made many China fans very happy.
Qiang Ren-A Powerful Artist
Qiang Ren is a hard person to wake up. Sometimes all the players have to be called out to wake him up. He said that he slept like a monster, even sleeping in a locked room at school. But strangely, although I slept a lot in the morning, I couldn't sleep in the afternoon.
Everyone will have some unexpected embarrassing moments, and Qiang Ren once had such an experience. In summer, if you sit next to an electric fan and make a "ah ~" sound, it will become a vibrato like "ah, ah, ah …". Qiang Ren thinks it's interesting, so he has been sitting next to the electric fan to play. Suddenly, a fly "whew" flew into his mouth, accurate as a three-pointer. It didn't fly into his stomach, but it got stuck in his throat. This frightened Qiang Ren. He vomited hard and spit out flies.
Prodigy-Airborne Raider
Before becoming a singer, prodigy did many part-time jobs. One winter, a child prodigy wanted a mobile phone very much, but his parents didn't agree, because it was expensive at that time. So the prodigy worked on the construction site for a week. Because it was hard physical labor, I kept shaking every time I finished my hand, but I finally got my wish and bought a mobile phone.
Qiang Ren and Enhe of Super Junior participated in the recording of "Happy Ten Thousand Yuan". Although he didn't take part in the challenge directly, the prodigy was as active as the challenger. Often take the initiative to report the cheating behavior of Qiangren and Enhe in the program, and become the most intimate "spy" in "10,000 yuan happiness".
Sheng Min-pumpkin sweetheart
Sheng Min is 100% pink madness. When he chooses something, he doesn't even look at its design. As long as it is pink, he will like it very much Sheng Min's mobile phone is not pink, so he specially made a pink case. Once, Sheng Min wanted to change her style and stop wearing pink clothes, but when she opened the closet, she found that there were almost no clothes that were not pink. So I put those clothes on for a few days, and the clothes began to smell. Finally, I had to give up and declare the transformation failed.
Sheng Min said that she likes sleeping on the ground. Because the bed has bad memories for him. In middle school, he and his brother slept in the same bed, bunk bed, and Sheng Min slept on it. I woke up in the middle of the night and found half of my body hanging outside. I was completely scared. Another time was after his debut, because he hadn't been home for a long time. On entering the room, Sheng Min jumped on the bed happily. As a result, he suddenly felt numb and his waist flashed. It turned out that his parents changed the bed into a stone mattress while he was away.
Enkh-JEM handsome boy
Enhe and Xia Junxiu have been good friends since primary school. They often play football together. Later, I joined XXXXX Company as an intern, and then I contacted each other every day and took the subway home together. When TVXQ!! Debut, Enkh, who had agreed to debut with Jun Xiu, really cried. On the day of Super Junior's debut, Jun Xiu, who was far away from Japan, was happier than anyone else. He stayed by the TV, and as soon as the performance was over, he was the first to call Enkh to congratulate him.
Qiang Ren was ill once. The next day, I had to catch the announcement. Enhe was worried and wanted to say, "Brother, you have worked hard. Come on." But he is shy, he can't express himself and he doesn't know how to say these words. So, I decided to start talking about other topics, but I didn't say anything comforting after talking for 30 minutes.
Donghai-Ocean Prince
Donghai is not only handsome, but also his father is recognized as a handsome man. Moreover, Donghai's father is an enlightened person and fully supports his son. Never ask "what do you want to do in the future", but always say "try everything you want and do it as long as you like." So Donghai worked as a handball player when he was young, then tried to play football and finally chose to become a singer.
Donghai said that he has hated birthdays since 2006. Because this year's birthday coincides with Super Junior's performance in Hammerhill. Donghai has been expecting to receive members' blessings at 12. But at that time, everyone was busy with their own affairs, and no one remembered it, which made Donghai very sad and even complained on the radio program.
Origin-Simba the Lion
Yuanyuan, a strict tutor, has always been afraid of her father. I worked in a gas station without telling my parents when I was a student. On the fourth day of work, he said to the guests as usual, "Please open the hood." It was his father who rolled down the window. Shiyuan was so scared that he immediately took off his uniform and ran away.
In Super Junior's homemade drama, Shi Yuan played an aggrieved agent. Before filming, he mobilized everyone to blame him mercilessly, which was more real. But when shooting, everyone was really naughty to speak ill of Shiyuan. Shiyuan quit, pouted and looked very cute.
Xu Li-a good model student
Before the official stage, Xu Li wrote letters to every member and sent all the letters except Fan Ji at Christmas. Because he thinks it's normal to write letters to his brothers. He is the same age as Fan Ji, but it's strange to write letters between friends. But at this time, Fan Ji had a visa problem and returned to the United States. Li Xu pulled her brother and cried, saying that she didn't give the letter to Fan Ji, which touched everyone. After this incident, Li Xu and Fan Ji began to get very close and stopped talking with honorifics.
Once, Xu Li and Sheng Min went to Qiang Ren to broadcast "Arabian Axis". Everyone chatted happily, but they saw Xu Li moping alone. Sheng Min asked, "You must have done something wrong, right? What did you do? " Xu Li said sadly, "I thought our radio station could be seen today, so I made it beautiful, wearing new clothes, doing hair and makeup, all for nothing." When this word came out, everyone laughed.
Basic model-shining boy
Super Junior's exclusive program "Full House" arranged for members to show two foreign students around the ancient palaces in South Korea. Shiyuan tells everyone. The palace was printed on the ten thousand won, and he also took out a ten thousand dollar bill for everyone to see. Lovely Fan Ji took it curiously and looked at it carefully. I didn't expect him to put the money in his pocket after reading it, and finally "forgot" it casually.
Fan Ji often said that becoming an artist is God's plan. At that time, I was still in Fan Ji, USA. After attending the church, I got lost on the way to eat spicy fried rice cakes with my friends. I met a talent scout of XXXXX Company and was found in the entertainment circle.
Kui Xian-Game Boy
Due to the large number of members in Super Junior and the small dormitory, Kui Xian, who finally joined, had to sleep on the floor. Kui Xian once told the audience about it in a radio program in Te Li and Enkh. In just two hours, the radio station received thousands of messages asking for beds for Kui Xian, which surprised the agent's brother and immediately promised fans to buy beds the next day. After having her own bed, Kui Xian also took photos and shared them online, which became a hot topic for a while.
Kui Xian likes socks printed with Super Junior dolls very much and often wears them when going out. And then he doesn't remember. After entering the restaurant, he took off his shoes and sat down. His friends saw him and smiled. But I feel very proud and often show off and say "so handsome". When a friend asked how he got it, Kui Xian said, "We have many dorms." The most interesting thing is that Kui Xian doesn't like to wear his own socks, but insists on wearing socks with the words "Donghai" and "Enhe", saying that he wants to wear the socks of the person he likes.
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