Ecstasy joke video

Bian Xiao, who likes to write Mr. Jin Yong's book reviews, has a big problem. If you don't write a ranking, no one will look at it, and writing a ranking is also easy to be scolded. Every time I write a ranking, I either take the lead, which will cause an argument between gold fans who are quite good at dragon-fighting and gold fans who are quite selfless. Either "the martial arts is the best in the world", and there were arguments among sweeping monk, Zhang Sanfeng, Dugu for defeat and Dong Fangbubai until someone moved out to join the fray. Or in the light achievement ranking, there is no good contrast between "jumping" light achievement, such as ladders and clouds, and "dodging" light achievement, such as Lingbo micro-step and "long-range attack" light achievement.

Even the ranking of internal skill and mental method will be debated by Jiuyang Shengong, sharping Jing and Bei Ming. After all, one is orthodox self-cultivation internal strength, one can heal the wounded and rescue the dying, and the other can absorb other people's internal strength. Therefore, every ranking is extremely large. However, as the saying goes, "there is no first in literature, and there is no second in martial arts." Talking about Mr. Jin Yong's novels without ranking is just like friends eating without wine. Therefore, today, Bian Xiao is extremely whimsical and gives you a ranking of "the five most embarrassing martial arts".

Then these "five most embarrassing martial arts" are not simply to say that they are powerful or surprising, but to rank their "embarrassment" index. Today, I want to start a discussion. Readers and friends are welcome to leave a message in the comment area to express their views. I will also write some novel ideas in the next issue.

Ranked fifth: Shen Zhaojing

As I said before, the sharping Classic in internal work is very powerful. How good is it? At first, he was framed and imprisoned, but later he mistakenly thought that Ling Zhifu had arranged for him to befriend. Then Ding Dian has three meals a day, which is called a beating, and then Di Yun is abused all day, which is absolutely boring. But this time, when Wan Jia came to see him, he told Di Yunqi that he was going to marry their family. When Di Yun saw that Qi Shimei, a childhood friend, was getting married, the only hope left in her heart vanished, and she hanged herself on the spot.

Then Ding Dian is also a malicious, stood beside Di Yun until Di Yun died, died, died, and then saved Di Yun. Can you imagine what it feels like to be rescued half an hour after a person finally gets up the courage to commit suicide? If you can't figure it out, you will die again. So when Di Yun woke up, the first sentence was "You won't even let me die", which was a kind of hate.

Of course, this is not the most embarrassing part of the flash sutra. Shining scriptures can save all the dead, which can be said to be awesome. So, I left no stone unturned, went out to see the little "Golden Treasure Ten-Day Flower" made by Ling Zhifu, and directly lay down. When Zhang Wuji was countered by the poison of the golden silkworm method, he could hold his breath and spit it out again. The old urchin can save half his life by getting a snow spider in the western regions on the golden wheel, and Hong Qigong can be saved by being bitten by the strange snake venom in Ouyang Feng. Blame only blame Ding Dian didn't have a leading role aura, just lying down with a little poison. Are you embarrassed? Di Yun was later inspired by the nerves, plus the Blood Knife Sutra, which combined the magic of good and evil. Holding a seven-party, I didn't remember to save the seven-party with my nerves. Are you embarrassed?

Ranked fourth: hit the dog stick

Hong Qigong always said that the method of beating dogs with sticks was exquisite, and Ouyang Feng also admitted it. At the top of Huashan Mountain, Hong Qigong gestured to Yang Guo and Yang Guo gestured to Ouyang Feng. The last trick, "There is no dog in the world", Ouyang Feng thought for several days to figure out how to crack it. So Yang Guo also decided that if he had time to think for Ouyang Feng in actual combat, he would have lost. But Hong Qigong himself didn't use such a powerful method to beat dogs: he came out of Peach Blossom Island and had a fight with Ouyang Feng on a sea boat, but he didn't use this method to beat dogs and was injured by Ouyang Feng.

Later, Ouyang Feng drove him to a desert island. Hong Qigong lay in a cave and regretted why he didn't hit the dog with a stick. Farther away, it's my first time in Huashan, not to mention the sword. I explained that the magic power was not achieved at this time, so why was it useless to spend the second time in Huashan? In The Condor Heroes, Ouyang Feng, who suffered madness at the top of Huashan Mountain, finally exhausted his internal force in a fierce battle. Later, Hong Qigong, an old beggar, regretted lying beside him. Why didn't he just use a dog stick at first? Why didn't he win? Anyway, Hong Qigong just doesn't need such a powerful way to beat dogs. Is it embarrassing?

Ranked third: Nine Swords of Dugu

Nine swords, broken arrow, a broken knife, a broken gun, a broken whip, a broken palm, a broken arrow, a broken rope, and a total tactic. Except for the total tactic, every tactic is the next martial art. It is said that the nine swords alone are awesome, but there is an embarrassing situation in actual operation, that is, there is no way to do it without a sword. Ling Huchong, Zheng Fang and Xu Chong were ambushed, so they had to pick up a candlestick and use it as a sword. In the ending of "the legendary swordsman", Ling Huchong was embarrassed when he saw the old Deno tied up by two horse monkeys. With such a set of swordsmanship, maybe your boxing has not improved at all? When Feng Qingyang instructed Ling Huchong to engage in war, he said, "Is it difficult to make that remark with Feng with a sword?" Ling Huchong just stuns Tian Boguang with three fingers. This "going back to the house to get the sword" is embarrassing.

Ranked second: Ecstasy

Yang Guo's magical palm is said to be as powerful as a dragon's palm, and its tricks are exquisite, including Jade Girl Heart Sutra, Finger Playing Avatar, Dog Stick Method, Jiuyin Zhenjing, Frog Skill, Jiuyin Zhenjing and so on. This is a perfect combination of various martial arts. It has the most embarrassing problems ... it can't be seen when you are in a good mood and it can't be seen when you are dying. This is embarrassing. When fighting with someone, the opponent told a joke and he was so ecstatic that he was at a loss. When you meet a teaser, don't you have to suppress your ecstasy while telling jokes?

Ranked first: Gongsun's home has been handed down from generation to generation without a sword.

Speaking of "The Condor Heroes", GongSunZhi, the owner of Desperate Valley, has impeccable magic power, which seems to be stronger than the iron cloth shirt and the golden bell jar. As a result, this martial art will be broken as long as it encounters cruelty to animals. This is not only the most embarrassing, but also the most sad. People in Desperate Valley accompany GongSunZhi all day long to be a vegetarian and don't eat animal products for decades. Finally, I used this "magic". As a result, Qiu thousands of feet bit his finger, rinsed it twice in tea, and then Gongsun gave it to Gongsun Zhi, breaking the "magic". I feel embarrassed to want to cry. It is said that this martial art should not only accompany the whole family to be vegetarian for decades, but also ensure that Gong Sunzhi's gums will not bleed for decades. Even if his teeth bleed and his mouth is broken, this "invulnerability" magic will be broken immediately. This is no longer embarrassing, and it is simply sad to say it.