I need a short collection of bad jokes. Be classic.

After being beaten by a child, I said angrily: "Why do you bully adults?"

The child said: "You are not an adult, you are a bad young man!"

My heart skipped a beat, could it be that he had seen my bad history?

I felt guilty and said, "What's wrong with me?"

I didn't expect him to say it with just one sentence. I killed him instantly, and he said: "You are stunted!"

Naughty kid, is your family nearby? I promise not to beat you to death!