Simple jokes

Collection of simple jokes

Collection of simple jokes 1:

1. Time can cure everything, except procrastination.

2. It’s not the rat droppings that spoil the pot of porridge, but the person who put the rat droppings in.

3. Being able to borrow money from the bank means you have an income, but borrowing from friends means you have no income.

4. Women’s weight loss is like war, and delicious food is like sugar-coated bullets. They may be sacrificed at any time.

5. The so-called brothers and sisters, good teachers and helpful friends, are all idlers in the world of love.

6. Emotions are given to people who shouldn’t be given to, and flesh grows in places where it shouldn’t be. These are the two biggest problems in a woman’s life, in no particular order.

7. Results are like melon seeds, which can only be chewed out by gritting your teeth.

8. What’s wrong with myopia? You don’t need to see the world so clearly, it’s better to live in a hazy way.

9. The reason why people live too tiredly is because there is temptation up and down, left and right, front and back.

10. Those who are unforgiving with their mouths usually have a soft heart; those who are unforgiving in their hearts only speak with their mouths. It sounds nice.

11. Tears are the best makeup remover, sometimes the mask is removed.

12. Roosters and dogs are restless, sheep enter the tiger's mouth, dragons and tigers fight, the tiger's head is the tail of the tiger, the wind, the horse and the cow are incompatible---vividly illustrates the law of the zodiac.

13. The scenic spot originally has roads. If there are too many people crowded, there will be no roads.

14. People say that the Internet is fake, as if reality is real.

Collection of simple jokes 2:

1. Give me a fulcrum, and I will pry the neighbor’s car into the ditch to prevent him from honking the horn when he sees me.

2. If you like someone, you will not only be humble to the ground, but also despicable to the core.

3. I like to leave things until tomorrow, not because I am lazy, but because tomorrow will be better.

4. There is Yan Ruyu in the book. I want to read it because I have had or maintained improper relationships with many women!

5. I have never been cheated by anyone, because of the cheating None of mine are human.

6. If you are not full, you only have one worry; if you are full, you have countless worries.

7. Don’t rub salt on my wounds arrogantly. You can also add some cumin occasionally.

8. Your outstandingness is described by a cross: the facial features are very delicate, but the combination is very vague.

9. You dress very dangerously, but you look very safe.

10. Your girlfriend is crying, you have to react! I did, I rolled my eyes. ?

11. The National Day holiday is over. If everything goes well, the next holiday will be the Spring Festival in 2013. If everything goes wrong, we will all have a vacation forever after December 21 this year. . . ;