Funny sayings about horses in the Year of the Horse

1. The saddle does not fit properly on the donkey's back.

2. The strange story of making a phone call on horseback.

3. Nailed palms on horseback are too far from the point.

4. Reading and walking around on horseback

5. The flies in the manger are eating the food

6. A donkey’s head sticks out of the manger One more mouth.

7. It is a strange thing that a horse has long horns and a mule gets rid of its foal.

8. Questions about horses fighting (hooves)

9. Ma Daha is all confused when he is an accountant

10. There is no such thing as a horse protecting a tiger. .

11. The horse stretches its legs to ask questions.

12. When a wasp crosses a river, it brings (evil) poison

13. It cannot be stung by a hornet's nest

14. When a wasp stings a bald man, there is no cover (metaphor that there is nothing to cover up) )

15. Don’t mess with wasp stings and scorpion tails

16. It’s difficult for a horse to turn when crossing a bamboo bridge.

17. Hindsight is too late

18. The horse's reins are tied to the sheep's head in the wrong way.

19. Ma Juzi pulled the cart into a harness.

20. A horse’s bit wears a cow’s mouth and there is a mess.

21. The horse-drawn unicycle flips over and over

22. The coffee in Malaysia is intriguing

23. The horse teases its hind legs to show off its strength

24. The bridle of a horse is forced on a cow.

25. Everyone has a spittoon on the side of the road.

26. The road is not called a fair road.

27. The flies on the horse’s butt are buzzing.

28. The horse is free and carefree.

29. Be good at juggling right away.

30. The fly in the horse spoon eats the rice

31. It is common for the horse spoon to hit the edge of the pot (a metaphor that is not uncommon)

32. Horse's tail The pipa is not worth talking about.

33. You can’t lift tofu with a horse’s tail tied to it.

34. You can’t skewer tofu with a ponytail

35. If you kick a ponytail, I’ll kick it, and if you hit me, I’ll hit it too

36. Ponytail rub The rope does not use enough force

37. Making a ponytail string is not worth talking about (playing)

38. The monkey in the circus plays with everyone.

39. The clown in the circus goes through the motions.

40. The tofu seller has a weak business but a big arrogance (a metaphor for not having much ability but a lot of arrogance)

41. A blind man riding a blind horse and running wildly

< p> 42. The teeth of moldy snakes are the most poisonous and the stings of wasps are the most poisonous

43. The horse spirits in the temple were (shocked) unstoppable

44. Five horses were taken and six sheep were bribed upside down

45. You have a fine horse and I have a golden saddle that is worthy of you

46. Putting a saddle on the back of a cow will cause chaos

47. Reaching into the cowshed You don't have the right to open your mouth to talk about things

48. Wishful thinking for your daughter to be attached to the horse in the national recruitment

49. Climb on the back of the horse and want to fly into the sky so high that the eagle is far away

50. If a horse is flattered, it will bite him for a day

51. If a flatterer is slapped on the hoof, it will be kicked

52. A horse racer will intentionally harm others

53. Riding an old ox to catch up with a fast horse is far behind

54. The burden of riding a horse is all on the horse

55. Riding a horse without a whip to flatter you

56 , It’s hard to turn back when riding a horse across a single-plank bridge

57. It’s unreasonable to ride a horse through a busy city

58. It’s hard to turn back when riding a horse on a single-plank bridge

59. It’s hard to look back when you’re riding a horse up Tianshan Mountain< /p>

60. Less time for horseback riding and more time for polishing stirrups is putting the cart before the horse

61. Riding a horse is too wobbly and you will not enjoy it

62. Riding an ox and chasing a horse are too far behind

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63. Qin Shubao’s yellow mule has a lot of background

64. The full-paint toilet is shiny on the outside but smelly on the inside

65. A man who can run horses with his fists

66. The lame man rides the blind horse and each shows his/her strengths

67. I ride a donkey while others ride a horse, and there is a pushcart behind me. , Goats and wild horses don’t get along together

69. Riding a horse to pick up peanuts

70. Riding a horse to carry needles is easy to get ahead

71 , Lost the horse and the cart, the situation is over

72. Sima Yi broke through the Bagua formation and pretended to understand

73. The dead cow pulled the wooden horse without any movement

74. Sun The monkey banned Bi Ma Wen, but he didn’t know how big an official he was

75. Catching a rabbit with a horse pole and messing around

76. The shaved man slapped the horseshoe and the end was done

77. The doll rides the wooden horse without advancing or retreating

78. The wasp in the nest is not easy to mess with

79. The blind man rides the blind horse and bumps into it

80. There are only a few steps left when running a horse in a shoe shell basket.

81. Putting a motor on your chest warms your heart.

82. Putting a motor on your chest makes your heart move.

< p> 83. The wild horse took off its reins and ran rampant

84. One horse for two elephants may not be a bad deal

85. The strange thing about the Jade Emperor recruiting his consort

86. The wasps that exploded the nest were making a fuss

87. Standing on the mountain and watching the horse fight, unable to kick or bite (a metaphor for not participating in something, just standing aside and watching)

88. Paper horse shop The goods are waiting to be burned

89. Zhuge Liang sheds tears and kills the horse without considering the overall situation

90. People born in the year of the wasp are not easy to mess with

91. Sitting on the horse to make a phone call Qi (riding) news

92. The faucet does not pull the horse's tail and the force is wrong (it means that the strength or effort is not used on the idea)

93. Temporarily getting on the sedan horse to urinate in a hurry< /p>

94. The old man pokes a hornet's nest to find a rut (sting)

95. The old buffalo doesn't know how to hitch a carriage

96. A mud horse pinches a statue of a god without a good heart< /p>

97. Racing while holding a horse by its tail

98. The general did not dismount and went his own way (a metaphor for each going his own way)

99. Said after seeing a camel Horse swelling is rare and strange

100. A yellow dog rides randomly when it is a horse

101. Carrying a horse spoon in your arms to fill your heart (a metaphor for doing it deliberately)

102. A fox does not know how to live or die when fighting a wasp

103. A monkey jumps up on horseback< /p>

104. Cross the road and look left and right

105. If a black blind man licks a hornet's nest, he will not get any benefits if he is afraid of being stung

106. The hippopotamus yawns so loudly < /p>

110. A fool (dan) who can’t deal with swords and horses

111. Sitting in the lobby wearing a toilet and being a corrupt (dirty) official

112. Racing on the bow of the ship with no other options (A metaphor for having no way out and falling into a desperate situation.)

113. Racing on the city wall

114. The city god’s horse-like goods

115 , Chen Shimei likes the new and hates the old when he is attached to the horse

116. The same old robe, mandarin jacket and melon skin hat

117. The giraffe enters the horse group and raises its head

118. The lame man rides the blind horse. There are advantages

119. Carrying a toilet on your back stinks wherever you go on a business trip

120. Running in the clouds for a long time and showing off your flaws

121. Eight horses can’t pull a horse Difficulties can be solved

122. The dwarf is riding a big horse and is in a dilemma. Sayings about horses

In the Year of the Horse, there are auspicious words and blessings about horses everywhere. I believe many of you are familiar with them.

So how many words do you know about horses? Let’s learn together to add joy to the Year of the Horse:

Putting a saddle on a donkey’s back—it doesn’t match the number

Making a phone call on a horseback/sitting on a horse— Weird (riding) news - Weird news

Nailed shoes on horseback - too far off topic

A donkey's head sticking out of the manger - an extra mouth

< p> The horse protects the tiger - no such thing

The horse stretches its legs - pose a question

The horse crosses the bamboo bridge - it is difficult to turn

The horse The reins are tied to the sheep's head - the way is wrong

The horse's bit is put on the mouth of the cow - it's random

The horse is pulling the cart - it's harnessed

The horse's bridle Putting it on a cow - mechanically

A fly on a horse's butt - buzzing blindly

A horse loosely doting on its head - free and easy

Doing acrobatics right away - high skill

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A clown in a circus - going through the motions

A horse with long horns and a mule getting off the foal - a strange thing

A dwarf riding a big horse - a dilemma

Eight horses can't pull apart - it's hard to tell the difference

Running a horse in the clouds for a long time - showing off the trap

Carrying a toilet on a business trip - it smells bad wherever you go

< p> A lame man rides a blind horse - each has his own strengths

A giraffe enters a herd of horses - his head is too high

Long robe, mandarin jacket and melon skin hat - the same old style

Chen Shimei Being a horse--loving the new and hating the old

The city god's horse--looking goods

Racing on the city wall--running in a long distance

Racing on the bow of the ship-- Desperate (a metaphor for having no way out and falling into a desperate situation)

Sitting in the lobby wearing a toilet - a corrupt (dirty) official

A swordsman who does not know how to use a sword or a gun - waiting for a false reputation

Horses and swords can't handle swords and guns - fool (dan)

Horse thieves wear cassocks - put the blame on others

Venomous snakes' teeth and wasp stings - all scurrying< /p>

Wind, horse and cow - irrelevant

Hippo yawns - such a loud tone

Black blind man licks hornet's nest - don't even think about it if you are afraid of getting stung Eat sweets

Cross the road - look left and right

Monkey rides a horse - jump up

Fox fights wasp - doesn't know how to live or die

< p> Carrying a horse spoon in one's arms - to be full of heart (a metaphor for doing something deliberately)

Riding a yellow dog when it is a horse - to act randomly

Seeing a camel and saying that the horse is swollen ——Rare and more strange

The general did not dismount - went his own way (a metaphor for each going his own way)

Racing by the horse's tail - hanging

Mud horse Kneading the idol - not being kind

The old buffalo pulls the carriage - doesn't know how to hitch it

The old man pokes the hornet's nest - finds the rut and stings)

Temporary entry The sedan horse pees - in a hurry

The faucet does not pull the horse's tail - the force is wrong (it means that the strength or effort is not used on the idea)

Reading on horseback - walking Look

A fly in a manger - eating for nothing

A horse fight - see the question (hooves)

Ma Daha is an accountant - it's all a mess

A wasp crossing a river - carrying (evil) poison

A hornet's nest - cannot be stabbed

A wasp stings a bald man - there is no cover (metaphor there is nothing to cover up) )

Wasp sting, scorpion tail - not to be offended

Hindsight - too late

Horse bit put on cow's mouth - Hule

Horse-drawn unicycle - just flip it

Malaysian coffee - intriguing

The horse lifts its hind legs - show off your strength

< p> A spittoon on the side of the road——

Renren Beer

The road is not called a road - justice (① metaphor for justice.

②Fair and reasonable)

A fly in a horse spoon - a mixed meal

A horse spoon touching the edge of a pot - a common thing (metaphor is common)

Tie tofu with pony tail - can't string it together

Tie tofu with pony tail - I'll kick you when you kick, hit me if you hit me

Tie rope with pony tail - it doesn't take much effort

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Making a ponytail as a string - not worth talking about (playing)

The tofu seller is a weakling - the business is not big but the airs are big (a metaphor for not having much ability, but not little airs)

A blind man rides a blind horse - rushes wildly

A blind man rides a blind horse - rushes wildly

The teeth of moldy snakes and wasp stings - the most poisonous

The horses in the temple - no spirit (surprised)

Take five horses and pour six sheep - bribe them head down

You have a horse and I have a golden saddle - I deserve it Get up for you

Putting a saddle on the back of a cow - it's a mess

A horse's mouth is stuck in the cowshed - you don't have a role to play

Daughter The National Recruitment Attachment to the Horse - Wishful Thinking

Climb on the back of a horse and want to fly - so high and far away

Flatter the horse and slap it on the mouth - it will bite you

Flattery is slapped on the hoof - a kick on the ground

Horse racing makes a stumbling block - intentionally harmful to others

Riding an old ox and chasing a fast horse - being far behind (a metaphor for the rapid progress and development of others) , I can't keep up)

Riding a horse carries all the burden - it's all on the horse

Riding a horse without a whip - flattering

Riding a horse across a single-plank bridge - it's hard to turn back

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Riding a horse through the bustling city - this is unreasonable

Riding a horse on a single-plank bridge - there is no turning back

Riding a horse up to the Tianshan Mountains - looking back to see where things are going

Horse riding time Less, more time to polish the stirrups - putting the cart before the horse

Riding a horse is too shaky - you will not enjoy the blessings

Riding an ox and chasing a horse - a comment about being unable to catch up with the horse

1. The wasps in the nest are not easy to mess with

2. The camels stand out among the horses

3. The surface of horse excrement is just a bag of chaff inside

4. A horse's tail can't string together tofu

5. The horse racing on the bow has no way out

6. The lame man rides a blind horse and each shows his talents

7. The horse racing on the fist Talented person

8. It is difficult to turn back when riding a horse across a single-plank bridge

9. The full-paint toilet is shiny on the outside but smelly on the inside

10. Making a ponytail string is not worth talking about (play)

11. Putting a saddle on the back of an ox causes trouble

12. It is difficult for a horse to make a turn when crossing a bamboo bridge

13. Horse racing uses a stumbling block to harm others.

14. A horse with a sword and a spear is in vain

15. Each lame man has his own merits when riding a blind horse

16. It is difficult to distinguish between eight horses that cannot pull apart

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17. A wild horse takes off its reins and runs rampant

18. A fox fights a wasp and does not know how to live or die

19. The whole burden of riding a horse is on the horse

20 , The strange thing about the Jade Emperor recruiting a consort

21. The horse spirit in the temple is (surprised)

22. The tofu seller has a low-key business

< p> 23. Tumors on horses’ hoofs are innocuous; they are not painful or itchy

24. It’s strange (riding) to hear a call while sitting on a horse

25. The horse’s mouth is open when you reach into the bullpen. Just for the sake of opening the day

26. It takes no effort to twist the ponytail rope

27. A blind man rides a blind horse and bumps into it

28. Flowers on the toilet are only superficial. Looks good

29. It’s unreasonable to ride a horse through a busy city

30. Marxism-Leninism is installed in a flashlight to illuminate others but not yourself

31. A thousand-mile horse plows overkill and uses less material

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32. A strange thing happened when the horse grew horns and the mule fell off the foal

33. Read a book on horseback and wait and see

34. People born in the year of wasps are not easy to deal with.

35. The butt of a wasp cannot be touched; cannot be touched

36. Riding a horse without a whip to flatter you

37. Riding an old ox to chase a fast horse is too far behind

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38. A sword and a horse cannot handle a fool (Dan) with a sword and a gun

39. The stuffing was spilled on the bean bag while riding a horse

40. The saddle is not suitable for the donkey's back No.

41. The same old robe, mandarin jacket and melon skin hat

42. A horse’s face is uglier than a sow’s head

43. Carrying a toilet on a business trip will stink wherever you go. Where to go

44. Less time riding horses and more time polishing stirrups. Putting the cart before the horse

45. Ma Daha’s accountancy is full of confusion

46. Caught on horse pole Rabbits are fooling around

47. Chariots, horses and artillery attack the general at the doorstep

48. Horses are scattered and pampered, and they are free.

49. The old man pokes at the hornet's nest to find a rut (sting)

50. The horse spoon does not go deep into the ears; it cannot go deep

51. Lord Ma does not care about the donkey.

52. Take five horses and beat six sheep and bribe them upside down

53. The dwarf is in a dilemma while riding a big horse

54. Sitting in the lobby while wearing a toilet to steal ( Dirty) official

55. The road is not called a fair road

56. Sun Houhou sealed Bi Mawen, but he didn’t know how big an official he was

57. The horse spoon jingles like a gong

58. The horse-drawn wheelbarrow flips over and over

59. The loose horse loves its head freely

60. Circus The clowns of the group went through the motions

61. The spittoons on the roadside were filled with beer

62. The carriage rolled into a muddy ditch and could not be pulled back

63. Temporarily boarding the sedan chair The horse is in a hurry when peeing

64. It is common for the horse's spoon to hit the edge of the pot

65. One horse for two elephants may not be worth it

66. The monkey jumps on horseback And up

67. Sima Yi broke through the Bagua array and pretended to understand

68. You can’t poke in a hornet’s nest

69. The horse whipped the cow and forgot its roots

70. A train running on the road is not in line with the rules

71. A cattail leaf fan is hung on the horse’s butt to flatter the horse

72. Chen Shimei is attached to the horse and likes the new but hates the old

73. Qin Shubao’s yellow Mules and horses have a lot of background

74. Horses stretch out their legs to ask questions

75. Horse bridles are not reused

76. Horse bridles are used to put on cattle.

77. The horse-drawn cart and the ox-driven shaft are not suitable for each other

78. Riding a horse on a single-plank bridge and not looking back

79. Riding a horse up to the Tianshan Mountains and looking back

80. A lame donkey can’t keep up with a horse

81. A horse racing in the clouds for half a day shows its feet

82. A wasp stings a bald man with no cover

83. If you flatter someone, you’ll get a kick on the hoof

84. It’s hard to deal with an egg tied to a horse’s tail

85. Flyers on the road will be given to you for free

86. Carriage There is no way to cross the swamp

87. The city god’s horse-like goods

88. The dead cow pulls the wooden horse at every turn

89. The flies in the manger are confused A few words about monkeys in the Year of the Monkey

Monkeys wear T-shirts - not half human

Monkeys wear coats - pretend to be human; pretend to be wealthy

Monkeys Wearing a vest - showing both hands

Monkeys pounding rice - pounding randomly; rushing

Monkeys pounding rice - rushing; pounding randomly

Monkeys eating dates - — No spitting out the kernels

Monkeys eat corn—picking the tender ones

Monkeys eat sweets—given by others

Monkeys eat ginger—spicy throat ; Spicy Monkey

The monkey eats mahua - it can't be pulled apart

The monkey eats mahua - it's full of twists

The monkey eats garlic - it scratches its butt and spins

The monkey eats pepper - scratches its ears and cheeks; scratches its ears and cheeks; just rolls its eyes

The monkey eats mint - it has a good conscience; it cools its heart

The monkey grows horns - — Make a fool of yourself

Monkeys don’t jump through hoops — sift through the gong a few more times

Monkeys don’t bite — their posture is ugly; their faces are ugly

Monkeys don’t jump through hoops —— Beat the gong a few more times

The monkey cannot get up the pole—— Beat the gong a few more times; the gongs and drums are not playing tightly

The monkey cannot get up the pole—— Beat the gong a few more times

Monkeys don’t eat humans - their appearance is ugly; their appearance is ugly; their faces are ugly

Monkeys turn into humans - their tails are hard to hide; their tails are hard to hide; their tails are hard to hide

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The monkey was burned by fire - his true colors were revealed

The monkey held the chestnut ball - unable to eat it; unable to eat it

The monkey held the pumpkin - focusing on one thing and not the other

< p> Monkey holds a piece of ginger - wants to eat but is afraid of spicy food

Monkey holds corn - breaks off one and throws one away

Monkey holds corn - breaks off one and throws one away

Monkey pulls Baogu——If you pull one, lose one; if you pull one, lose one

Monkey pulls Baogu——If you pull one, lose one; if you pull one, lose one; there is no accuracy

< p> Monkey breaks the bag - break one and throw the other

Monkey breaks the corn - break one and throws the other

Monkey breaks the corn - break it with one hand and throw it away with the other

The monkey breaks the bag of grain - break it off casually; break off the front end and throw it away; break off one and throw one away; break one off and throw one away; break off one and throw one away

The monkey picks off the bamboo pole - one Come step by step

Monkeys plant flowers - move around

Monkeys shake stone pillars - motionless; climb along the poles

Monkeys shake fans - Learn from people; I also want to learn from people's skills

Monkeys follow the tightrope - good at balancing

Monkeys learn to walk - fake orangutans; hypocritical

Monkeys learn from people Like - pretending

The monkey chooses the melon - the more you choose, the more beautiful it becomes

The monkey laughs at the rabbit without a tail - they are the same as each other

The monkey wants to become a human - The tail cannot cover the fire

Monkeys are in love with each other - Chao Kali Tie

Monkeys go down the well to get the moon - a beautiful thought

Monkeys play with firecrackers - Since Let yourself be frightened

The monkey plays tricks - the same old tricks; come to life

The monkey pushes the cart - stare blankly; stare blankly

The monkey wears a gold crown on his head - The King of Trouble

Monkey steals watermelon——rolling and crawling

Monkey steals pumpkin——rolls and crawls; rolls and crawls

Monkey Stealing Coptis chinensis - asking for trouble; asking for trouble

Monkey jumps to official position - human face with animal heart; human face with kind heart

Monkey sets a rope - cannot be untied; puzzled< /p>

The monkey lies on the needle rug - restless

The monkey - can't get rid of lice

The monkey climbs the peach tree - full of lice

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The monkey climbs the tree - climbs high; climbs fast; is good at it

The monkey climbs the flagpole - climbs along the pole

The monkey climbs the fruit tree - feels full< /p>

The monkey climbed up the pole - he climbed so fast

The monkey swept the floor - his eyes were bright

The monkey gave birth to his child - one after another

Monkey in front - can't play with knives

Monkey riding camel - rushing up

Monkey pounces on Chang'e - wishful thinking

Monkey's butt - Zi Laihong; Jealous; can't sit still; don't sit still and don't feel hot

Monkey wearing tiger skin - pretending to be big

Monkey holding hot earthen pot - spinning around

Monkey panqueen Birds - bleeding from the plate is inevitable

Monkeys climb jujube trees - jujubes are difficult to fall out of the mouth

Monkeys climb cherry trees - rough people eat fine grains

Monkey climbs the box - quits

Monkey climbs the ladder - jumps up

Monkey climbs the treetop - reaches the top

Monkey climbs the rock cliff —— Show your ability

The monkey climbed up to sleep in the pavilion—— The ugly ghost played coquettishly

The monkey climbed up to the top of the dung pile—— Delusion to become king

The monkey climbs the mountain - one jump at a time

The monkey climbs the pole - straight up

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Monkeys climb poles and dogs get through hoops, while weasels specialize in digging into waterways - each has its own way

Monkey climbs poles - reaching the top