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Learn technology. Want to tile.
2. "Car paint" and "tiling"? Painting is more harmful to health than sticking bricks, so it can be replaced.
3. "It takes 1 month to get to 500 yuan"? When the bricklayer is successful and the population is prosperous, it costs more than 500 a day, and the auto repair boss still deducts it.
4. I really don't want to follow my father? Labor services on the construction site are basically composed of "father and son soldiers", "husband and wife files", "brothers company", "relatives gang" and "hometown team". Is there a gap between the two fathers?
5. "Inferiority!" Real estate is a pillar industry, and the automobile industry should develop on this basis-as for the future? At least one-third of people who commute to work every day are doing house-related work. Inferior! Just looking for something to eat.
6. "I don't know how long it will take"? Basic treatment-pay-off-dipping brick-mixing mortar-bonding layer mortar masonry-bricklaying-maintenance-pointing-self-inspection-finishing, depending on how long it takes, it is inversely proportional.
7. "Tiles"? There are also wall tiles and stair tiles ... hehe.
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