Jokes and the like

An ant saw an elephant coming towards it.

He buried himself in the sand, leaving only one leg outside.

The swallow saw it and asked, "Hey, ant, what are you doing?"

"Hush, be quiet. I want to die. " The ant replied.

The next day, the swallow saw a group of ants waiting in line again.

He asked, "What are you going to do?"

The leading ant replied, "Yesterday, the elephant tripped and was seriously injured. Let's donate blood to him. "

After a while,

The swallow saw the ants patting the team back again.

Then he asked, "How did you finish drawing blood so quickly?" ?

The leading ant replied, "Only one ant has the same blood type as the elephant, so we are all back, so let's smoke his."

On the third day, the sparrow saw an elephant hiding behind a meadow and sticking out a leg.

Just ask "elephant, what are you doing"?

Shh, don't let the ants hear you. He tripped my brother the day before yesterday, and I tripped him once today.

On the fourth day, the sparrow saw a group of ants waiting in line again.

Just ask, "What are you going to do?

The leading ant said, "Yesterday, the elephant hid in the grass and tried to trip me, so I broke its leg." Now I want to carry him to the hospital. "

Once in an English class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "How are you? What do you mean? " Xiao Ming thought: How come? are means yes, and you are you. He blurted out, "Why are you?" The teacher almost vomited blood, and then the teacher asked another question: "How old are you?" Xiao Ming thought to himself, how can it be? Being old means being old, and you are you. He added, "Why is it always you?" The English teacher fainted on the spot.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

An officer said, "One class steals eggs (bombs) and the other class kills chickens (shooting). I will make porridge for you (demonstration)! "