Find a question-and-answer joke.

The phone rang and the little girl picked up the receiver. ....

Man: "hey, baby, it's dad. Where's mom?"

Little girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen are in the upstairs room."

The man said angrily, "Uncle Chen! We don't know anyone named Uncle Chen! "

Little girl: "Yes, you come to see your mother's uncle Chen every time after work."

After a while, the man said calmly, "Baby, let's play a game."

The little girl said excitedly, "Good!"

Man: "Go to the upstairs room first, and then shout" Daddy's back! "Then come back and answer the phone."

The little girl did so and soon heard a scream.

The little girl followed the phone. .....

Man: "What's wrong with mom?"

Little girl: "mom rushed out of the room when she heard that you were back and accidentally fell down the stairs." Now she doesn't move. "

The man asked with a little satisfaction, "Where's Uncle Chen?"

Little girl: "I saw him jump into the swimming pool from the window of the room, but he seemed to forget that his father put water in order to clean the swimming pool the day before yesterday." Now he is lying at the bottom of the swimming pool, still motionless. "

The man was silent for a moment. The man said, "swim ... swimming pool ... is the number here 88 1?" . . . . ﹖"

Little girl: "No."

Man: "Oh, sorry, wrong number."

The headmaster and the English teacher visited a middle school in France. The headmaster spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Teachers and students!"

English teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

English teacher-_-! Thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!"

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher: ... = = "Sweat.

Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, ask you,' A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become?" "

Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? "

Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you are stupid! "