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Childhood Foolish Things Composition for Fifth Grade
In ordinary study, work, and life, everyone has written essays. With the help of essays, people can achieve the purpose of cultural exchange. Do you know how to write a good essay? The following is a fifth-grade composition about childhood silly things that I compiled for you. You are welcome to learn from and refer to it. I hope it will be helpful to you. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 1
In my colorful childhood, I had many legendary things. They are like colorful little umbrella flowers, dotted with colorful childhood dreams. Picking one up is both nostalgic and ridiculous.
When I was five years old, I returned to my grandmother’s house. My ears prickled, and an idea came to me. There is a little black dog next to me, raised by my grandma. I wonder why it's so dark and probably dirty. I'm going to dry clean it thoroughly.
First take a little washing powder, then take a little dishwashing liquid, thick white. Brush left and right. What happened? I swiped hard 36 times and it was still so dark. After another 10 times, the puppy barked and ran to the ground. I caught it again. When grandma heard the puppy's cry, she ran out of the field and asked, "What are you doing?" I answered innocently, "Why is the puppy always black and dirty?" Grandma said, "This is a black puppy." puppy." At this time, I stopped laughing.
Then I smiled when I saw the black dog. My childhood was so unforgettable and I was so eager that I wouldn't do such a stupid thing now. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 2
Childhood is happy, but sometimes we do silly things. An incident that happened in the second grade is something I can’t forget now.
Every Thursday afternoon after school, it’s time for me to take piano lessons. One Wednesday afternoon after school, I treated it as Thursday and went to class. The piano teacher happened to have no lessons at that time. He asked me why I came here and who asked me to come? At that time, I thought it was the teacher who forgot the class time, so I said, it was my mother who asked me to come. Then, the class started.
When I was attending class peacefully, I never imagined that my little mistake would worry my parents and teachers so much.
Later I found out that it was my father who picked me up from school that day. The classmates in our class were picked up by their parents one by one, but he didn't see me. At first he thought I was on duty, but when he ran to the classroom and saw that I was not on duty, my father panicked. After finding Teacher Zhang, Teacher Zhang sent a school newsletter to the whole class to see if any classmates were with me. Dad also called his friend who was a policeman and mobilized everyone to look for me. My mother also hurried home from work to see if I was home alone.
Later, Teacher Zhang reminded Dad to go to the piano teacher’s place to have a look. Everyone thought that I would definitely not be there, so they still went.
As soon as the door opened, my father shouted happily: "You are here!" I was a little confused at the time, why was my father so excited? Later I found out why.
Since that time, I have never done such a stupid thing like misremembering the time. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 3
Whenever I think of that silly thing in the past, I want to laugh. At that time, my dad was fishing in the slimy pond, and we followed him. Because the side of the pond was too sticky, we could only sit on it and watch. Dad wore a pair of long trousers and walked cautiously toward the pond. X Minzhe and I were holding buckets above, waiting for Dad's fish. Dad would throw out a few small fish in a while, and we would pick one up when we saw one. If you couldn't pick it up, you had to wait for your father to pick it up. X Minzhe and I saw our father catching fish in the pond and thought it was fun, so we went home and got two pairs of boots.
We put it on and went down immediately. The first few steps were fine, but when we got to the middle we felt sticky, but we didn’t give up and kept moving forward. As I was walking, my feet suddenly got stuck. We started to get scared, so we started to struggle. I was older than X Minzhe, so I escaped immediately, but X Minzhe struggled more and more and got deeper, and after a while he couldn't move. They laughed loudly and said, "I told you not to go down, but you still went down. Are you stuck now?"
I didn't care about laughing, so I quickly grabbed him, and it took a lot of effort. He tried hard, but he remained motionless. I could only ask him to take off his boots, and then I pulled his boots. It took all my strength to pull out one boot. Just when I was tired and wanted to rest for a while, I suddenly found that I couldn't move my boots. I can only wait for my father to catch the fish and pull it. Both of us were covered in mud, so we had to go home and take a shower.
After this incident, I never dare to wear boots in the mud again. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 4
Childhood is happy. In my happy childhood, I made a lot of jokes and did a lot of silly things!
My first stupid thing happened in the supermarket. My mother and I went to the supermarket to buy things. When we walked to the place where hand tampering was sold, I saw an auntie wrapping around the auntie at the last step. I had to dip my hand in water and then wrap it up. When I saw it, I strode forward and asked, "Auntie, are you dipped in glue?" Auntie and mother laughed after hearing this, but I didn't know that they What are you laughing at?
My second stupid thing happened before going to bed. My mother and I were getting ready to go to bed. Suddenly I asked my mother a question: What color are African black breasts? My mother said: "Everything must be thought through your own mind first. You must have your own opinions and don't rely on others." I thought for a while and said: "Mom, I know what color the milk of black Africans is. Their skin Black, the milk is naturally black! My mother couldn’t help but explain it to me, but I still used chocolate milk as evidence of black milk.
My third stupid thing happened in the kindergarten. , although I am a little girl, I like to fight against injustice. Whenever I hear or see my friends being bullied, I will always fight with the people who bully my good friends. As a result, I am often beaten with bruises and bruises. Of course, sometimes I can turn defeat into victory. On the last day of kindergarten, I bit a classmate's hand, leaving a row of deep tooth marks.
Look, this is my childhood stupidity in fifth grade. Composition 5
Everyone has done stupid things when they were young. A stupid thing I did when I was a child makes me laugh when I think about it. I remember when I was five years old...
Dad knocked on the table angrily and said in a disgusted voice: "Damn it, the worm has struck again! "Dad stared at the computer fiercely.
I asked my dad: "What is the worm virus? "
"Oh, the worm is..."
"Hey, why don't you go to the mall to buy something? "Just when my father was about to explain to me, my mother's voice rang out, and my father had no choice but to say to me: "Let's go out for a while, and you stay at home!" ”
After my parents left, I thought: Worms are also insects, so it should be okay to use pesticides. So I moved the bench and took out the pesticides from the cabinet. I just started I just sprayed it on the computer and saw no reaction, so I unscrewed the cap and poured the whole bottle up...
When Dad came back, the house was filled with a smell of pesticides. The smell, my father walked quickly to the bedroom, only to see the empty pesticide and the "heroic sacrifice" computer in my hand.
After spending all my pocket money, the computer was repaired, and I was also affected. The corresponding punishment.
This is an interesting thing when I was a child. When you know which is a diamond and which is a glass ball, it also means that you have left childhood. So, let us cherish our childhood and happy times. Foolish Things in Childhood Composition 6 for Grade 6
Childhood memories are always the best, although I did a lot of stupid things in my childhood.
One weekend, my father and mother were not at home. My hair was very long and I felt uncomfortable. I looked around and found no one, so I took a pair of scissors and cut some of them. Suddenly, the door opened and I put down the scissors and covered the cut hair with my hands, pretending to be nonchalant. It looked like I was playing with something. This time, I felt relieved, picked up the scissors again, and started to cut some more hair...
After cutting it, I felt relieved. I thought: I can't let my mother see these cut hairs, otherwise she will accuse me again. I hid these cut hairs in a place that I thought was very hidden - under the window sill of the study room. Unexpectedly, my mother would do it every night. Cleaning there. I just heard my mother scream. I ran into the study and saw some black things in my mother's hand. I screamed in my heart. It turned out that the hair I secretly cut was found. I was discovered and was given a good education by my mother.
Every time I comb my hair, go to play, or get a haircut, I will be laughed at by others, saying that my hair is uneven. What's going on?
Hey, now that I think back to some of the stupid things I did in my childhood, I find it extremely funny. In the past, I did these stupid things because I was still young, innocent, carefree, ignorant and fearless, and explored the unknown world! Don't do such stupid things anymore! Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 7
Past events are floating in my mind like stars in the sky. Their light is very dim. It’s because I have almost forgotten them. If that’s the case , but there is a star shining with a distinctive light.
When I was 8 years old, our family just rented a house. At that time, my mother did not make much money and could not afford a commercial house. At that time, there was a litter of magical dogs in the house we rented. Every day, one or two of the fruits my mother bought would be bitten by mice the next day. Wow, they were so wasteful. They only took one bite of such delicious fruit. Small mouth, really some big young master size I thought at that time. Since the food and furniture were trapped by mice, mom and dad unanimously decided to buy a mouse cage to take home. Less than the next day after I bought it, a mouse took the bait. At this time, I wanted to open the cage door and take a look. It couldn't escape my hand anyway, but to my surprise, the mouse ran away. I was stunned. Then he lied to his mother and said: I let the mouse go because I thought it was pitiful. As a result, my mother beat me and said: It was hard to catch it. Why did you let it go? The divine dog is one of the sacred animals. You cannot have mercy on it. I cried. If I had known better, I would not have opened the cage door. Oh, it made me so miserable.
Looking back on this now, I really feel that I was so stupid at the time. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 8
I did a lot of interesting and funny things in my childhood, one of which is still funny when I think about it now.
Once, when I was eight years old, my uncle bought a pound of beef. After frying it, the aroma of beef came to my nostrils. I stared at the steaming beef on the table and my mouth watered. My uncle told me: "Children can't eat beef, otherwise they will turn into cows." I said, "I won't turn into cows!" I hid there and watched my uncle eating beef.
Why are adults not afraid of becoming cows? I was puzzled. I thought about it again and again, and felt that my uncle must be lying to me. After lunch, uncle went to take a nap. I carefully opened the lid and there was a lot of beef left on the plate. I picked up a piece with chopsticks and stuffed it into my mouth. It tasted delicious. I picked up another piece, and just about to stuff it into my mouth, I remembered what my uncle told me, and my heart felt like fifteen buckets fetching water - up and down. Damn it, I'm about to turn into a cow. If that happens, I won't be able to play with my friends. My legs are starting to itch. Could it be that they have changed? I looked and it turned out that it was a big mosquito biting me.
When my mother came back and saw my uncomfortable look, she said, "What's wrong? I don't feel good." I told my mother everything about stealing beef. My mother said: "Uncle lied to you." Then I suddenly realized.
I learned a truth through things: no matter what you do, don’t listen to what others say, try it yourself. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 9
Childhood is a moving ballad; childhood is the most unforgettable part of the long memory. A person may have many troubles in his life, but there is only happiness in childhood. In the box of memory, there is a silly thing that I will never forget for a long time.
When I was a child, my family bought a large color TV. As long as I turned on the TV, many interesting TV programs would be broadcast. As long as nothing happened, I would obediently stay in front of the TV and use the remote control to select Shows I love to watch. As you watch, advertisements will be inserted into TV programs. An advertisement caught my attention. It said that eating bird's nest can replenish blood and is good for the body.
I got excited. There was a bird's nest on the eaves of my house. I tried my best to poke out the bird's nest, put it in a pot and cooked it for a long time, imitating my mother's behavior. , added two spoons of sugar to it. When my mother came back, I told her excitedly: "Mom, we have bird's nests to eat today, come and see." My mother's face was full of confusion. When she discovered what was in the pot, she patted my head in confusion. Said: "My little fool, this bird's nest is not that bird's nest!"
After my mother explained to me, I licked my mouth and blushed, and almost ate dirt, I am such a fool.
Because this thing is so silly that it makes people laugh, my mother often tells it to her friends. Seeing everyone grinning, I will also laugh happily, and I often take it out to reflect on it. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 10
I remember that when I was 5 years old, I did something silly and funny. Looking back on it, the whole family still laughs.
On Children’s Day, the kindergarten was on holiday, and my mother specially asked for leave to take me to the park. In the park, my mother took many photos of me and said to me: "Yi Zi, there is film in the camera. After the film is developed, you can see your photos!" I was very happy to hear that. I thought: What does "washing" mean when washing photos? Isn't it just washing with water? I'd better wash it myself! So, as soon as my mother went to work in the afternoon, I took out the camera from the drawer, opened the back cover, then went to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, put the camera in the water and rinsed it. Washing, washing... But after washing for a while, the photo still didn't come out. I had to put the camera back in the drawer.
In the evening after get off work, my mother took out the camera and prepared to develop the photos, but found that the camera was wet. "Oops! Why is the camera so wet?" I smiled and said, "I want to develop the photos, but I can't do it!" After hearing this, my mother was shocked and nodded my head with her right index finger, smiling. He said, "Little fool, the photos were developed in a dark room using a special potion. How can you use tap water to develop them?" After hearing this, I lowered my head in shame.
As a result, the film ran out and the photos could not be developed and printed; the camera also broke due to water. Although four years have passed since this incident, when I think about it, I still find it funny. My childhood was so innocent, childish and ridiculous! Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 11
Looking forward to the stars and the moon, it’s finally snowing! I couldn't be happier. Early in the morning, I couldn't wait to take my mother downstairs to have a snowball fight. We each formed a formation and threw the snowballs at each other. Suddenly the snowballs were flying, and our laughter became higher and higher. Looking at the snowballs flying in the sky, I couldn't help but think of a silly thing in my childhood.
It was also a winter, with heavy snow falling in the sky and the earth covered with snow. My mother and I came to my sister’s house and asked her to have a snowball fight with us.
The snowball fight started. We were hit by each other from time to time, and the playground was filled with our laughter.
After the snowball fight, I still had several good snowballs that I hadn’t thrown out. I thought: It would be a pity to throw such good snowballs here. I want to go home in full. Just do it. My mother saw this and stopped me. I said: "I finally made the snowball, but today I have to pretend to go home!" My mother couldn't do anything to me and let me do whatever I wanted.
When I get home, I want to take out the snowball and play with it. Unexpectedly, I touched my pocket and found that there was only a small ball of wet snowball left. I burst into tears and said while crying: "Mom, someone dropped my snowball! Wow! Wow!" p>
The mother said dumbfounded: "My child, the temperature in your pocket is too high, melting the snow and making the snowball smaller"...
Suddenly, a snowball flew over, It hit me right in the face, interrupting my thoughts. It turned out that my mother fought back. I picked up the snowball and threw it at my mother... Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 12
The stories of childhood are like the stars in the sky. As time goes by, I gradually forget them, but there is one This incident still makes me laugh when I think about it.
That was when I was 4 years old. One day I went to my mother’s work and an uncle bought me a marshmallow. It tasted so sweet, hey! There’s no cure! After eating one, I still pestered my mother for one, but my mother firmly disagreed, saying that eating too much sugar is bad for your teeth, so... Oh! But a plan had formed in my mind.
One night, my mother was cooking. It was a God-given opportunity. I couldn’t help but jump up and rushed into the bedroom like the wind. I unzipped the quilt, pulled out a handful of cotton, and slipped into the kitchen to take it out. A bowl came and I added two spoons of sugar to it. I went back to the bedroom, put the cotton in the bowl and stirred it for a few times, then started eating it greedily. However, it didn’t taste good no matter how I ate it. Why are the melted marshmallows so hard today? Isn’t it “my craft”? At this moment, my mother came in. When she saw me, she was stunned for a moment, then she burst out laughing, and touched my head and said, "Silly boy, doesn't it taste good?" I asked my mother why, and she told me that marshmallows were not. It is a candy made of cotton, but it looks like cotton. Then my mother told me the process of making marshmallows, and I suddenly realized it.
Although I didn’t succeed in eating the homemade “marshmallows”, it made me understand a truth: you can’t be clever in doing things, and you can’t do anything without real ability. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 13
Everyone has their own colorful childhood, of course, I am no exception. Foolish Things in Childhood.
When I was five years old, I saw my grandfather smoking cigarettes all day long, one after another. I just kept smoking like this, and the smoke ring I blew out was very interesting. I was very envious when I saw it, and I also wanted to play with it. I couldn't wait to say to my grandfather: "Grandpa, can you give me one of those long things of yours?" At that time, I didn't know that these things were cigarettes. But grandpa said, "No, children can't smoke." I said, "What about you all smoking?" Grandpa said, "Children don't understand." When I saw grandpa not smoking for me, I cried. Grandpa saw him and left. In this way, I wanted to smoke that thing even more, and I thought: Grandpa doesn't let me smoke, it must be because the thing is very easy to smoke, so he doesn't let me smoke.
Finally, the opportunity came. Grandpa is going to visit someone else’s house tonight. I usually bring that thing with me when I go out, but I didn't bring it with me today. I think grandpa must have forgotten it! Regardless, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I took out the thing and saw the word "cigarette" written on the carton. Only then did I realize that this "thing" was a cigarette. I followed my grandfather's example and took out a cigarette, went to the stove and lit it, held it between my two fingers, put it to my mouth, and took a deep breath, Oh my god! It’s so uncomfortable! I quickly threw the cigarette on the ground and stepped on it a few times, getting very angry.
Childhood! How carefree and free you are! Let me spend so much happy time! Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 14
In my colorful childhood, there were many legendary things. They are like colorful little umbrella flowers, dotted in the colorful dreams of childhood. Picking one up feels nostalgic and ridiculous at the same time.
When I was five years old, I went back to my grandma’s house in the countryside. My ears tingled, and an idea came to my mind. There was a little black dog next to me that was raised by my grandma. I thought why It's so dark, maybe it's dirty! I'm going to give it a thorough dry cleaning.
First take some washing powder, then some dishwashing liquid, and strong whitening. Pour in water and brush left and right. Why is it still not white? I swiped hard 36 times, why was it still so dark? I tried it 10 more times, and the puppy barked and ran to the ground. I caught it back again. Grandma heard the puppy’s "barking" bark and quickly ran away from the field. I ran over and asked: "What are you doing?"
I answered innocently: "Why are puppies always black and dirty?"
Grandma said: "This is A black puppy.” At this time, I couldn’t even laugh.
From then on, I laughed when I saw the black puppy. My childhood was so evocative, and I longed for it. I would never do such stupid things again. Foolish Things in Childhood Fifth Grade Composition 15
Childhood is like a beach. There are countless shells lying on the beach waiting for us to pick up. Among them, some are exciting and sad, and some are working towards our ideals. Yes, there are those who don’t want to make progress and retreat. In my childhood, what I remember most clearly was that time in fifth grade.
At noon that day, my mother came back from buying some peppers and tomatoes. I saw two bags of red things on the ground. I thought they were all tomatoes.
So, I walked to a nearby bag, took a chili from the bag without thinking (I found out later), and took a big bite. After that, I burst into tears, and my mother heard the sound. () asked me what was wrong, and I said something that made my mother dumbfounded, "Tomatoes are spicy." After hearing this, my mother laughed loudly, and then she changed to a serious tone and said to me: "This is chili pepper. Chili pepper is big and sharp, and tomatoes are big and round. Besides, there are many differences." After listening to it, I wiped away my tears and said "I understand" obediently.
After this incident, I learned a lot. We should judge before doing something. Don’t just take a bite stupidly like me. This kind of behavior only considers the causes and does not care about the consequences. practice. There are many beautiful memories left in life. They are like shining pearls on the beach. Do you want to pick them up and chew them carefully? Interesting things have happened in our lives. We might as well write them down for everyone to savor.
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