Funny and fun messages recorded by classmates

Funny and fun messages recorded by classmates

My friend, let me say hello gently. Although life will inevitably come and go, you are the most cherished and cherished person in my heart. Unforgettable friends. Below are some funny and interesting messages about classmates that I have collected for you. Welcome to read!

1. Political class representative: I believe you will never be a political class representative in this life. Official, the three representatives are not the Chinese class representative, the English class representative, and the math class representative! You idiot!

2. Chinese class representative: I am finally free now. Every time I read your composition, I I have an urge to commit suicide!

3. English class representative: If you have the chance to see foreigners, don’t talk to them. Try to stay away. The only English you speak is that of Martians. I understand!

4. Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I am not afraid that you will attract wolves, I am afraid that you will sing wolves to extinction. I am not scaring you, you sing The song can scare wolves to death!

5. Remember in the future, be sure to wash your feet after strenuous exercise!

6. Xiao Zhu: Use the fairy grass and you will have no worries in this life! Brother, have a good journey. I work in Xiaoxiancao now. Come and see me when you have time!

7. Xiao Qiao: I wish you a good harvest in love and career! In addition to giving us many girls in the future of life, In addition, you should also leave some love for yourself!

8. Xiaopang: I hope you will always remember me in your future life! (Also: If you can’t remember the three hundred yuan you owe me, forget it, I will Not a stingy person. )

9. Xiaoli: I remember you as a cute big boy who doesn’t talk much. I hope you will be happy in the future!

10. Brother Xiaosha: I wish you a carefree life in the future, a carefree enjoyment, and a carefree life! Another note: I won’t see you off tonight. I have to make up for the high school mathematics exam tonight.

11. I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I were extremely excited, shook hands with each other, and you said: Congratulations on getting your doctorate! I also said: You are welcome again. Look elsewhere, the cans here have been picked up!

12. Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

13 .Tablemate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, I don’t have to sit with you anymore!

14. Sweet Cookie: I hope you won’t just call any girl Sweet Cookie in the future, she will I will hate you forever!

15. Physical Education Class Representative: Look how you are the best person in our class in physical education! Every time you skip class and jump out of the window, you are as agile as a monkey.

16. Mathematics class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You don’t know how to count at all! Your math score has never exceeded 20 points, and you can say that 3+7 is equal to 21!

17. Biology class representative: You are a single-celled animal. I just said that sperm grow like tadpoles.

You don’t have to point at the tadpoles in the pond and say to me: Look, they’re all sperm!

18. Grandpa who sweeps the floor: I wish you will become a big boss with billions of assets in the future, and use your own hands to make graduates The certificate is more valuable!

19. Art class representative: You are the most abstract painter I have ever seen. When I asked you to draw an egg, you actually drew it into a triangle!

20. Master Liu: Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, cross, cross, cross, cross, don’t laugh. Although I can’t remember this ancient poem, I will always remember you! I wish you happiness forever!

21. King of Honesty: I wish you a group of wives and concubines in the future, hugging each other, and eternal happiness!

22. Teacher: I am really worried after you graduate and go to high school. I am not worried about you. What I’m worried about is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?

23. Old Hun: Four years have passed quietly like this, and the sadness of parting has spread into our hearts. How warm we once had. What a time! Going to Internet cafes, going to discotheques, skipping classes, making up exams, smoking, drinking and playing cards, how nostalgic! I wish you will be happier than this in the future!

24. Chemistry class representative: Let me tell you again now You once, sulfuric acid is not for throwing!

25. Huaxin Li: I wish you and Xiaobai (my girlfriend) will grow old together today, lovingly! Another: The honest king upstairs despises you! Today I finally see your true face!

26. Huahua: In the past four years, your liveliness, humor and maturity have brought endless joy to everyone. I sincerely hope you will be happy in the future!

27. Gou Shengzi: I have always believed in your famous saying that school is a garbage dump. Now we are finally being picked out of the garbage dump.

28. Deputy squad leader: Brother, take care of your journey and be safe. This is my last order to you, even though you have never listened to my order in the four years under my command. Liu Mei (President of the Student Union): Four years have passed by in a flash. You and I are very nostalgic for these four years of good times. No one grows old as time goes by. With days like this, I really want to live another five hundred years!

29. First place: I wish you success in the future! Also: I finally figured out the question you asked me during the graduation exam, and now I write you the answer (note: omit sixteen here) formula and some text)

30. Geography class representative: Don’t say that I am your classmate after graduation! I can’t afford to embarrass this person. Also! The area of ??China is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square kilometers!

31. Dasha: Circles, circles, circles, circles, circles, circles, forks, all without saying anything! < /p>

32. Big guy: I wish you a happy family and a happy family! Have you thought of a name for your grandson? I have already chosen one.

33. Da Chen: You come out to hang out, sooner or later the day will come. Separation is not terrible. What is terrible is that there is no news from you after separation! Remember to call me.

34. Cuihua: I have finally graduated, and I am no longer afraid of you pulling out my hair!

35. Minister: On this sad occasion of farewell, on behalf of myself, I would like to say To you and Xiaobai behind you, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings and the highest love. I wish your family happiness, happiness and health! OVER.

36. Mountains and seas can block each other, but they can’t block my thoughts. Distance can pull you and me apart, but it can’t pull away our true friendship. Time can forget the past, but it can’t forget eternal friends.

37. The so-called good friends are just like us. They can talk freely about their feelings, care about each other, take care of each other, sometimes laugh out loud, sometimes argue with each other, but they don’t take it to heart.

38. In the days when we get together, we have the most cherished friendship, and in our young years, we have the most sincere acquaintance. This fate is worth cherishing.

39. My friend, let me say hello softly. Although there are inevitable gatherings and separations in life, you are the most cherished and unforgettable friend in my heart.

40. In the years when you were growing up, the friends who have laughed with you and been sad with you will never be forgotten in your life. I hope both of you can cherish this friendship and be friends forever.

41. The most precious thing in the world is sincere friendship and deep remembrance, like fragrant flowers blooming in the deep valley.

42. Don’t forget to take time out of your busy life to relax yourself and always keep a young and happy heart.

43. Whether we quarrel, bicker, be happy, or vent my anger, you will always be the best best friend in my heart.

44. Old wine is the best, and old friends are the most intimate. The longer we know each other, the more worth cherishing, because we share too many memories together.

45. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is heartfelt, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

46. Wherever the sun shines, there is my sincere blessing. Wherever the moon shines, there is my deep longing.

47. No matter how far apart we are, my heart will never stop missing you.

48. Days pass by in different spaces, and thoughts come at different times.

49. The most cherished thing is the greetings from my friends. Even if life is unpredictable, I will still miss you.

50. The years have dragged the shadow of longing into long and winding blocks of color, but a warm blessing has always been firmly tied to our mutual moods.

51. I hope that the beautiful memories will not pass by in a hurry through the years, but that they will stay in our hearts forever.

52. In a season full of longing, full of sincere blessings, I hope to bring you infinite joy and warmth.

53. It’s not that I miss you because I’m lonely, but I’m lonely because I miss you. The reason why the feeling of loneliness is so heavy is just because I think too deeply.

54. I don’t have many words! I only have one sentence to tell you: With you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

55. Me I don’t call you because I miss you, I send you flowers because I can’t help but miss you.

56. Thinking is a kind of pain; thinking is a kind of suffering; wanting to see but not being able to see is a kind of pain!

57. You who are far away should take good care of yourself and don’t catch a cold. I have a runny nose and occasionally sneeze, which means I am thinking of you!

58. Fish said: You can’t see my tears because I am in the water! Water said: I I can feel your tears because you are in my heart!

59. Birds are flying by the swan lake, and there is no way for a couple to walk together. The two trees are not connected by the heart of the forest. If you don’t have the heart first;