The funniest sentence in 2023

1. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a man in the street kept saying it was too hot, so I followed.

Three blocks. He's not dead.

There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is showing air conditioning.

Every time someone attacks me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless.

After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.

6. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, and I secretly laughed alone under the quilt.

7. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

9. Don't wait, your the only thrill won't come. He is a garbage, eating chicken online all day. 10. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated. 1 1. You can't wake a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

12. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.

13. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

14. There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do this and that.

15. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day, and everyone thought its eyes were good.

16. I skipped classes too much. One day, I want to go to class. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

17. I know why the military training should be turned around, in order to make Sun more uniform.

18. A letter is a letter. Don't believe it or not. You still have wechat.

19. Mosquitoes are really angry after biting you. But what makes people angry is that it bit you, but you can't find it!

20. It is said that leg hair and kidney are good. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction. Why does a girl want such a good kidney?