A moment's relaxation-joke contest

A student ran to the teacher and said, "There are many ants in the teacher's toilet!" " "

The teacher said, "I see." Suddenly, the teacher remembered that the word "ant" had just been learned, and wanted to test whether the students remembered it, so he said, "What did the ant say?"

The student said, "The ant didn't speak."

The student asked the teacher, "Big or big?"

The teacher replied, "Of course it's huge."

Student: "Then why does it take 30(3 1) days to synthesize a month?"

Teacher: "..."

One day, my son came home and said to his mother, "I saw an old man shouting." Poor thing! " ""My son is really sensible. He had 10 quick money when he came. Give it to him. "

After a while, my son came back with an ice cream in his hand. His mother felt very strange and asked, "Where did the ice cream come from?"

"buy it!"

"Where did the money come from?"

"You gave it!"

"Didn't you go to donate money?"

"Who said that? The old man shouted, "I bought ice cream!" " "