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The Richest Man in Xihong City: A glimpse of the black humor in the small
Wang Duoyu, an unlucky poor diaosi with a bottom line, refused Mr. Jin's request to pay him to play match-fixing. He was expelled from the team because he lost the game. Although he lost miserably, he passed the first test by mistake. As the saying goes, "A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise", and it is also true in life. Many times, people will be forced to bow to money, but they will often go further, be more practical and feel more at ease. The temporary gains and losses are trivial, and the loss of the bottom line is sad.
At this time, Wang Duoyu's second identity is exposed. As the sole heir of the insurance tycoon "Sir Zhong", Wang Duoyu must complete the second test of spending one billion yuan if he wants to inherit tens of billions of dollars. As an ordinary person whose life is down and out, Wang Duoyu and his good brother Zhuang Qiang are scared to the knees, which has comic exaggeration, but it also reflects the inner activities of ordinary people when they get rich overnight. The film turns intangible into tangible, which makes people laugh and think deeply.
The first thing Wang Duoyu did after he became rich was to spend money-reorganizing the team, renting luxury residences, hiring ordinary people with high salaries, leading his subordinates to eat the sea plug, buying stocks of sunset industry crazily, asking the stock god "lafitte" for advice on how to spend money to buy lessons, and investing in ordinary people's absurd dreams: strange land rover, transporting icebergs from the North Pole to the Gobi Desert ....... However, the sunset industry stocks that were supposed to be cool came back to life because of "the arrival of stock gods" and their own "aura of the rich", and they did not lose money and make a steady profit; Lu Youqi also unexpectedly sold well in the city, setting a gratifying sales volume; As for the iceberg halfway, it also gets extra benefits because of the polar bear inside. At this time, Wang Duoyu felt "the trouble of spending money". Money is just a tool for real rich people, and they are used to using Qian Shengqian. Wang Duoyu, who used to make money by himself, never realized it.
Money will really create a lot of surprises. What ordinary people think is unreasonable can also become a "Matthew effect" in Wang Duoyu's hands, bringing different results, which reminds me of the operation mode of the capital market, so-called speculation, which is quite ironic.
Xia Zhu, a small accountant around Wang Duoyu, was forced to resign from her first five jobs because of the company's closure before she became Wang Duoyu's personal accountant. She was called the Black Widow of Financial Street, but she was held by Wang Duoyu as a mascot who spent a billion dollars. Xia Zhu has a boyfriend "Liu Jiannan" who claims to be "Xihong Wang Leehom". He is keen on speaking, only to save his soul, and never pursues fame and fortune. Of course, this is all Xia Zhu's fantasy. Faced with the huge amount of RMB, "Liu Jiannan" immediately turned into a gardener of the manor, kneeling on the rich Wang Duoyu, and became Xia Zhu's predecessor.
Everyone says that "a woman in love has zero IQ". In my opinion, they just put on an "ideal" coat for their other half with a princess dream. When they don't know each other well, they love each other who thinks they are perfect but not true. When the ideal bubble is severely punctured by reality, the girls feel that the other party has changed, and they feel cheated, and then they are sad and sad, and then they will find new love after the wound heals. So back and forth, unbearable. Clever girls will spend more or less time or experience to change their love horizons, and they are not in a hurry to devote themselves to feelings, knowing what they want. There are many excellent opposite sex, and the right person is the one who really suits them.
In order to spend the rest and more and more money, Wang Duoyu finally came up with a killer weapon: "fat insurance" with low investment and high income-using the media to arouse public anger and calling on the whole people to exercise and lose weight, which turned "Xihong Life Insurance" into "Xihong People are Thin". The black humor during the period is memorable-
1. Wang Duoyu asked a reporter: Do you hate me? The reporter denied that Wang Duoyu asked questions again and others told the truth. This makes people feel ironic. Even journalists who are looking for the truth are afraid to tell the truth. Is it because Wang Duoyu is rich? Still used to it? When I was a child, my parents taught me to be honest. When I told the truth, I was teased by adults for being "childlike". Later, I learned to lie, cheat and hide myself, but it was easier to live. Adults began to praise "obedient and sensible". The reality always made people laugh and cry, and it also made me understand why there was "virtue" and the difference between it and "morality".
2. When weighing the initial weight, someone mixed water with dumbbells and barbell plates and hung ribs on his chest to gain weight. For the sake of money, he did not hesitate to risk being found out, and he smiled happily at that time. Think about it carefully. There are many such people in life who are clever and opportunistic, and the end result is often "stealing chickens and not eating rice".
Wang Duoyu didn't forget his job as a "goalkeeper" because he became rich, and bought a game between the third-class team and the top team with heavy money. The star players of the other team looked down on Wang Duoyu's team, so they jokingly told reporters to score double-digit goals to show their strength.
As a result, at the beginning of the game, Zhuang Qiang was angered by his language and was sent off with a red card. "Take it lightly" was just right for him, because he accidentally lost the whole game. However, the team won by cooperation, and it was still easy to face the third-class team without the main player, and soon it won an absolute advantage of 9:. Although I don't know football, I can also appreciate the shame of double-digit scores. The third-class team also has a bottom line. It can lose, but it has dignity. Hold the single-digit score, so that Wang Duoyu, who is not good at football, can reach a tacit understanding with his teammates, and hold the goal in his own way, even if he breaks his head, he must maintain his dignity. In the end, the score was still 9:. Although Wang Duoyu lost the game, he held the goal for himself and won the applause of the audience.
Just as he was excited, Wang Duoyu received a blackmail call, and his beloved Xia Zhu was kidnapped, and 1 million went to redeem him. But "Mr. Zhong" had a pre-announced, and the money could only be used on himself, not on others, otherwise it would be regarded as a failure to challenge and lose the inheritance right. Wang Duoyu was a little desperate and even wanted to bribe "Mr. Jin" who supervised the implementation, but I didn't know that this was the third test. Wang Duoyu finally chose to give up the 3 billion inheritance he was about to get and took 1 million to redeem his lover. Although the process was very embarrassing, it was worth it.
Only when people stand the test of human nature will they not be blinded by money. Money is a bastard. If you can't control it, it will be its slave and grandson forever. Only by successfully changing the psychology of treating money can you be the master of money and make it a tool for you. The wisdom of "Sir Zhong" is fully displayed in the third level. The rich second generation who have lost their families are like ants, and their heirs are not successful. Even if they are sitting in Jinshan Yinshan, they will eventually run out of water.
In the end, Wang Duoyu and Xia Zhu decided to donate the inherited inheritance naked. At the last moment of signing, Xia Zhu wanted to leave a sum of money for the unborn child, and then he went to the accountant's body and began to list the expenses needed by the child from birth, and the overwhelming expenses were filled with pages and pages ...
A simple scene easily alluded to social reality. Now the cost of living is getting higher and higher. I don't want to have a baby, and young people are tacitly aware of the reasons. The recent hot search in Weibo is also very appropriate: after 95, I jumped ship quickly, but after 9, I didn't want to get married and have children ... Maybe the country was forced by young people to let go of the second child in order to encourage the birth in the family, but it's a pity that far water can't put out the fire, and the birth rate in China is still falling year after year. Middle-aged mothers with a second child have a hot life. When they were young, the country implemented family planning, and now they are all willing to give their eldest brother one more compatriot. Compared with the old concept of "having more children and more happiness", I prefer "I can't let him be born with a heavy burden". Many people feel that they have no choice, and sometimes they really prefer not to come to this world. Children in happy families are the crystallization of love, but in reality, there are still a few who are happy. In more families, children are regarded as the bond to maintain marriage. If you don't love me, I will give you a baby. If you cheat, I will give you another baby. It can't be denied that it is really useful, but happiness is unknown.
Good comedies always make people laugh, and black humor can convey wordless but powerful power!
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