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What happened to the reborn Lao Tzu? Download the complete works of silly cat demon e-book txt
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I am in my twenties. Don't ask me how old I am, because I don't know. According to the director of the orphanage, I was abandoned at the entrance of the orphanage when I couldn't cry anything. It's hard to say how many months I was then, so now my minimum conservative age is 25 and the maximum is 26.
Because I grew up in an orphanage, I have never seen my parents. The closest people are the dean and mother, but she is not alone. She also needs to take care of other poor children like me, so I can say that I haven't enjoyed much warmth since I was a child.
I don't know which two irresponsible lives saved me, but I was abandoned. I didn't even have a good dress when I threw it away. According to the mother of the dean, I was wrapped in a rag covered with oil. It was late autumn. She said that when she found me, I was almost blistered.
When I grow up, I go to school. At that time, I was a good boy. I want to study hard and make progress every day, because only when I get good grades can I have a chance to go to college, and then I can make money and spend it on my mother. But it is cruel to imagine that this is a beautiful fact. Just because I was an orphan, I was laughed at by some boring guy in my class. He laughed at the class, and then ...
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