A three-minute joke story.

If there is a joke, let's laugh together. This is sharing happiness. Perhaps happiness is as simple as that. Next, CJ brings you a 3-minute joke story. I hope you will like it.

3 minutes is a bit long joke story 1:

One morning, the mother said to her son. Son, you should eat more eggplant. The doctor says your body is short of iron. Eating eggplant can help you supplement iron. ?

The son asked curiously:? Mom, eggplant asked what can help me make up the iron?

Mom smiled and explained:? Because eggplant contains iron. ?

The son listened to his mother's words and said doubtfully: Eggplant contains iron, why is it so soft?

2. In the evening of winter, the mother went to the kindergarten to pick up her son, because there was still some time to leave school.

Mother is waiting at the gate of the garden.

When the son came out, the mother was already shivering with cold. The son saw it and asked, Mom, why are you shaking all over?

Mom said:? It's too cold. ?

The son went on to say: mom is timid and shivers when it is cold. ?

My son came up to me after taking a shower and said with a smile. Mom, I finally figured it out today, okay? As light as a swallow? What does this idiom mean? ?

I asked him: Dad told you?

The son said proudly:? I felt it after my father wiped the mud off me. ?

My daughter brought back a small red flower from kindergarten, saying that it was awarded to her by her aunt in kindergarten.

I asked:? Why should auntie reward you?

The daughter said:? She saw a button on her aunt's dress fall off, so she picked it up and returned it to her aunt. Aunt praised her for not changing the money and gave her a small red flower. ?

The next day after school, my daughter brought back a little red flower. I asked her: Why did this little red flower reward you?

The daughter said:? Today, I stared at my aunt to see if her button would come off. And I stared at it all day. But my aunt said that I was distracted before and made great progress today. She also rewarded me with a small red flower. ?

3 minutes is a bit long joke story 2:

1. My son prefers a kind-hearted grandmother to a serious grandmother.

One day, the mother jokingly asked her son: If grandma and grandma fell into the water together, who would you save first?

The son said:? Can I save grandma first?

Mom asked:? Where's grandma?

The son said impatiently, let her spit bubbles in the water first. ?

The father drove home with his two young sons. It is snowing outside the car and the road is covered with snow.

Suddenly, the car slipped into the ditch.

The father was worried that the child would be scared, and then the child said happily, Let's skate again! ?

I run a small handicraft shop and sell souvenirs for domestic and foreign tourists.

One of the goods is three monkeys crawling on a rope, one covering his mouth, one covering his eyes and one covering his ears.

It means don't say evil, don't look at evil, and don't listen to evil. This pendant hangs on the door.

One day, a child looked at the pendant and said, I know what these monkeys are doing. The monkey above covered his mouth and told the monkey below that there was nothing delicious on it. The monkey in the middle covered his eyes and regretted climbing up. The monkey at the bottom put his hand over his ear and said loudly, I can't hear you. ?

Waiting for the bus at the station yesterday, I heard a mother educating her teenage son. Son, you must remember that learning this matter, three points is doomed by heaven, and seven points depends on hard work. You can't do it without hard work. ?

The child listened and said thoughtfully:? What about the remaining 90 points?

I was drinking water, and I couldn't help it. I just sprayed it.

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