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Ask three funny jokes: 1 is a test for teachers to let students smoke; 2 is a person's accent; 3. You can choose any one.
Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?
Boy: No.
Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.
The boy naturally held out two fingers and took it. ...........
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: No.
Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.
The boy held the French fries carefully because he had heard of A.
Teacher: Don't you want some ketchup?
If you accidentally get too much, play it with two fingers at once!
Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ...............
Scene 3 Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: No.
Teacher: No? All right, French fries.
Because of the first two examples, the boys carefully finished the French fries with sweat.
Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?
After the boy took the French fries, he put them in his ear. ...............
Scene 4 Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: No.
Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.
The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.
The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.
The boy was so busy that he took the French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the floor. He stepped on them with his foot. ........................... [Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: No.
Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.
The boy just took French fries.
The teacher said: Don't invite me to dinner.
The boy quickly took the French fries from his hand and then took out the lighter. ...............
Scene 6 Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: No.
Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.
The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.
The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.
The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!
Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.
The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: it's safe, it's still there, the fire hasn't lit yet …
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.
Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean.
Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?
Boy: [get carried away] "Good day" ... [Scene 8] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Teacher: Have a portion of French fries. Boy: Sorry, it can't be this.
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