What are the funny messages recorded by classmates?

What are the funny messages recorded by classmates

1. First place: I wish you success in the future! Another note: I finally figured out the question you asked me during the graduation exam, and now I’ll write you the answer. (Note: Sixteen formulas and some text are omitted here)

2. Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over and I don’t have to sit with you anymore!

3. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, don’t talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

4. Xiao Zhu: Use the fairy grass and you will have no worries in this life! Brother, have a good trip. I work at Xiaoxiancao now. Come visit me when you have time!

5. Grandpa who sweeps the floor: I hope you will become a big boss with billions of assets in the future, and use your own hands to make your graduation certificate more valuable!

6. Da Chen: For those who come out to hang out, the day will come sooner or later. Separation is not terrible. What is terrible is that there is no news from you after separation! Remember to call me.

7. Art class representative: You are the most abstract painter I have ever seen. When I asked you to draw an egg, you actually drew it into a triangle!

8. Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves, I'm afraid that you will sing wolves to extinction. I'm not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can scare wolves to death!

9. Chemistry class representative: Let me tell you again, sulfuric acid is not for splashing!

10. Geography class representative: Never say that I am your classmate after graduation! I can't afford to lose this guy. besides! China's area is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square meters!

11. Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

12. I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony at Harvard University in the United States. You and I are so excited that we hold each other’s hands and you say: Congratulations on getting your doctorate! I also said: If you look elsewhere, people have picked up all the cans here!

13. King Honesty: I wish you to have a group of wives and concubines in the future, hug you from left to right, and enjoy eternal happiness!

14. Sweet Cookie: I hope you won’t call any girl “Sweet Cookie” in the future, she will hate you forever!

15. Xiao Qiao: I wish you a double harvest in love and career! In addition to giving us many girls in the future, we must also leave some love for ourselves!

16. Cuihua: I finally graduated, and I’m no longer afraid of you pulling out my hair!

17. Huahua: In the past four years, your liveliness, humor and maturity have brought endless joy to everyone. I sincerely hope you will be happy in the future!

18. Chinese class representative: I am finally free now. Every time I read your composition, I have the urge to commit suicide!

19. Huaxin Li: I wish you and Xiaobai (my girlfriend) will grow old together today and be in love! Another: The honest king upstairs despises you! Today I finally see your true face!

20. Biology class representative: You are a single-celled animal. I just said that sperm grow like tadpoles. You don’t have to point at the tadpoles in the pond and say to me: “Look, they’re all sperm!”

21. Political class representative: I believe you will never be an official in this life. The three representatives are not Chinese Class representative English class representative Math class representative! You idiot!

22. Xiaopang: I hope you will always remember me in your future life! (Also: If you can’t remember the three hundred yuan you owe me, forget it. I’m not a stingy person.

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23. Xiaoli: I remember you as a cute big boy who doesn’t talk much. I hope you will be happy in the future!

24. Lao Hun: Four years have passed quietly like this, and the sadness of parting has spread in our hearts. What a warm time we have had! Going to Internet cafes, going to discos, skipping classes, making up exams, smoking, drinking and playing cards, how nostalgic! I wish you happiness in the future than this!

25. Master Liu: Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, fork, fork, fork, fork, don’t laugh. Although I can’t remember this ancient poem, I will always remember you! I wish you eternal happiness!

26. Brother Xiaosha: I wish you a chic life in the future, enjoy it, and walk the road of life in a chic way! Another: I won’t see you off tonight, () I have to make up for the high school mathematics exam tonight.

27. Deputy squad leader: Brother, take care of your journey and be safe. This is my last order to you, even though you have never listened to my order in the four years under my command. Liu Mei (President of the Student Union): Four years have passed by in a flash. You and I are extremely nostalgic for these four wonderful years. As time goes by, no one grows old. With days like this, I really want to live another five hundred years!

28. A Bing: Before you came to this class, I was always the last one. Since you came, I have become the second last one. I really should thank you.

29. Gou Shengzi: I have always believed in your famous saying that school is a garbage dump. Now we have finally been picked out of the garbage dump.

30. Teacher: I’m really worried after you graduate and go to high school. I’m not worried about you. I’m worried about who will be the next unlucky teacher?

31. Minister: On this sad occasion of farewell, on behalf of myself, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings and the highest love to you and Xiaobai behind you. , I wish you and your family happiness, happiness and good health! OVER.

32. Dasha: Circle, fork, circle, circle, circle, fork, circle, fork, all without saying anything!

33. Mathematics class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You don't know how to count at all! Your math score has never exceeded 20 points. You can say that 3+7 is equal to 21!

34. Remember in the future, be sure to wash your feet after strenuous exercise!

35. Big guy: I wish you a prosperous family in the future! ***Enjoy your family! Have you decided on your grandson's name? I'm already up.

36. Physical education class representative: Look, you are the best person in our class in physical education! You're as agile as a monkey every time you skip class and jump out of the window. ;