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Classic lines (quotes) from "A Thousand Bones of Flowers"

Xiaogu: 1. I don’t believe in righteousness, evil, or happiness, but I believe in you!

2. I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and masters...

3. Bai Zihua, on the road to Huangquan, in the Wangchuan River, beside the Sansheng Stone, and on the Naihe Bridge, I can see

4. Bai Zihua, I have never regretted anything I have done in this life. But if I could do it again, I would never fall in love with you again!

5. Bai Zihua, do you think death can save everything? I have no master, no friends, no lover, no children. At first I thought I had the whole world, but it turned out that everything was fake. The one who loves me will die for me, the one I love only wants me to die. The one I believed in betrayed me, the one I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't ask for anything, I just want a simple life, but... God forces me, you force me! Do you think I can still look back now?

6. Bai Zihua, I curse you in the name of God, in this life and forever. Immortal, immortal, indestructible

7. These one hundred and three swords, seventeen holes, and scars all over my body, there is not a single one of them that you gave me. Sixteen years of imprisonment, plus these two lives, I have already paid back what I owe you. My thoughts have been broken and my palace bell has been destroyed. From now on, I will sever all ties with you as master and disciple!

8. Bai Zihua, you never believe me, you only believe in your own eyes

9. If possible, I would rather exchange my life for it, as long as I can do it again, first of all , returning to being the little pebble beside him.

10. I have worked hard for so many years, but I never understand you. Now, there is no need to understand, nor do I want to understand.

11. Sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your breasts are a little small...

12. Sugar baby is used to being busy and dislikes being alone the most. It will be very pitiful to be alone without anyone to take care of you. Since she loves you so much, how about you go and accompany her?

13. If you volunteer to sleep with me for one night, I will leave you alone, how about that?

14. Zhuran, he is the only one who stays by my side. Over the years, whether in the wilderness or after becoming a demon god, he and I have always depended on each other in the most difficult times. The six realms have nothing to do with him, but he is important to me.

15. It’s ridiculous, right? The six worlds are in turmoil because of me, the people are in ruins because of me, blood flows into rivers and seas, and bones pile up like mountains. But the only person I actually killed with my own hands was Luo Shiyi.

16. In my world, there has never been anyone who can compare with him.

17: Until now, you are still stubborn! Where is the love? You just fall in love with your own persistence. You are the king of a country, you are proud and arrogant, and you can't bear the feeling of loss that you can't get. Don't cherish the good people around you, and always chase the phantoms of floating clouds in the sky. What have you and I experienced, and what do you understand about me? The simple side makes you ignore the people around you who have been with you day and night for decades. You keep talking about love, do people like you really know what love is? Please touch your heart and see clearly who you really love!

Bai Zihua: 1. From today on, she is my apprentice, Changliu Shangxian Bai Zihua. I, Bai Zihua, will only have one disciple in my life.

2. How can you be so cruel. After letting me kill you with my own hands, leave me alone? Whatever you want, you just say it. Whether it's right or wrong, I'll give it to you. Love is given to you, people are given to you. What do we do if the six realms are destroyed? Whether these people are alive or dead, what business do we have? I can take you anywhere, whatever you want. Just don’t leave me...

3. Xiao Gu, go home with the master

4. I will live up to my long stay, the six realms, and the world, but in the end I still will. She failed me.

5. There is no like or dislike. Therefore, no matter how I live, it is irrelevant to me.

6. What is fate? Even if he is a demon god, he is still my apprentice, Bai Zihua. As long as I am her master for one day, I will be responsible for her and everything I do to her.

7. Being a demon god and having the power of a demon god is wrong.

8. Hua Qiangu is a sinner in Changliu and even in the world, but after all, he is my apprentice, Bai Zihua. It was my lax discipline that brought disaster to the people. I will personally carry out the next punishment.

9. Although the evil disciple Hua Qiangu made a big mistake, he was fortunately saved in time and prevented the demon god from being born to harm the people. Those seventeen Soul-Destroying Nails were the punishment given to her by Changliu Shandai Tianxia. And the one hundred and one swords that crippled her were my way as a master to discipline my apprentices. Although it was not enough to repay and make up for the mistakes she had made, it was enough to make her reflect on her own mistakes. The compassion of all immortals means that even demons will be given a chance to do good if they can put down their butchering knives. She is still young and cannot clearly distinguish between right and wrong. It was my incompetence in teaching that made her accidentally go astray. At the apprenticeship ceremony, I made a solemn oath in front of Immortal Changliu to teach her well, but unexpectedly, something like this happened now. Failure to teach is the fault of the father; failure to teach strictly is the fault of the teacher. I feel sorry for Immortal Changliu, and even more so for all sentient beings in the six realms. I deserve to be punished together with her.

Xiaogu: Master, why are there so many cracks on the little bell?

Bai: Because it was accidentally broken by a very stupid person.

Dongfang Yuqing: 1. These tongues are very obedient. Sometimes they need to be watered, and sometimes they need to open the ceiling to let them bask in the sun.

2. Bones---don’t look at them!

3. Bones, don’t die. Listen to me and don’t die. Even if no one loves you in this world, you must love yourself well...

4. There is nothing in this world that does not require a price. Those carrots are the price you pay for seeing me. And what you want to know from me, whether it is truth or information, the price will be determined by its value. You have already paid for it, is it fair for me to give you the answer? ”

5. Wait for me, wait for me to come back, I will come back again, don’t be afraid, believe me...

6. It’s easy to untie it, as long as You kiss me...

7: That's enough, that's enough, Bones. Your previous kiss has paid off all your debts to Yichen Pavilion, and for this kiss, I, Dongfang Yu. From now on, I will give you everything and do everything I can for you——

8. Countless thoughts and thoughts finally turned into such a simple sentence——Bones, I Come to take you home...

9. Bai Zihua, there is nothing in this world that I, Dongfang Yuqing, can't intervene in and know. How long do you think this little wilderness can live with me? I want to bring the bones out of the wilderness and let you know what fate is!

Sha Qianmo: 1. Bai Zihua, if you dare to hurt your disciples, I will kill your whole family. If you dare to harm her for the sake of the world, I will kill everyone in the world!

2. Little one, why do you think I am so beautiful?

3. Me? I can't protect her, and I can't protect you, but how can I not take revenge? Don't stop me, wait until I kill them both, then kill Bai Zihua, and then kill all the immortals in the immortal world to avenge her, avenge you... …

4. Everyone has obsessions, and my wish is to protect one thing. First it is her, and then you. However, I am proud of having the most beautiful appearance in the world. But I don’t have the ability to protect the one I love. I lost, I lost so completely, but little one, you have to believe that my sister really likes you...

5. I finally gave you my first kiss. Haha, a kiss from a beauty is never given easily...little one, remember me...

6. Fool, do you think I love Lucia and have always regarded you as her? She is equally important to me, but there is something different about you. I will be angry if I know she likes Zhu Ran, but I will be jealous when I see you with other men. (When I see this, I burst into tears, I love killing Qian Mo so much.)

Xuanyuan Lang: 1. What do you mean, stay away from her? It’s a joke! I want the world in my hands, but I’m afraid I can’t resist this little one. Qiankun!

2. You have already punished her! Let her go immediately!

Don't think that if you kill me, the world will be peaceful. Things will not end so easily. Bai Zihua, just wait and see. Nothing can escape my control. Even if I die, the six realms will not be able to live in peace. .

Hahahaha, hahahaha...

Qing Shui: Yes! I don't want you to come out! I want you to be trapped for the rest of your life! Shuofeng died because of you, and so many disciples of Changliu died because of you! Now even the eleventh senior brother has been killed by you! Spend a thousand bones! You are a monster! You are a scourge! Why not stay where you belong and reflect! He wants to come out and harm others! Now Sugar Baby is dead, and so is Senior Brother Eleven! It's all your fault! Why? Why? I have been waiting for Xuanyuan Lang for sixteen years! It’s hard to wait for the day when he gives up on you! It's obviously just a few days later, just a few days later we will get married! Why! Why does Sugar Baby let you out at this moment? Last time you were expelled to the wilderness, and he was about to accept me, but when you came back, everything changed! Everything has changed! Ever since you were little, you have been stronger than me in everything, and you have to steal everything from me! Master wants to rob me! Even my lover wants to steal from me! What exactly do I owe you in this life! You are going to steal the hearts of everyone around me! ?

Mo Bingxian: Don’t be stupid, sadness without anyone’s heart is worthless. Forget him, forget him, I will take you away, stop caring about this nonsense world, stop being a demon, I will take you away...

Zhuran: Women are ridiculous, right? Always willing to put everything on the line just to prove that you love her. What's even more sad is that Hua Qiangu, knowing the outcome, is still willing to be hurt by you again, just to see how important she is in your heart. In fact, how can you have any compassion and compassion for her? You feel sorry for her and feel guilty, but over the years, you have only insisted on what you think is right and have never put yourself in her shoes. Now, just watch and protect this world that you bought with the life of the person you love most forever.

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