Dahua Three Kingdoms drama script

Three visits to the thatched cottage

At the end of the Han Dynasty, the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out and the world was in chaos. Cao Cao took control of the court, Sun Quan supported Soochow, and Liu Bei, the shepherd of Yuzhou, the Han clan clan, heard Xu Shu and Sima Hui say that Zhuge Liang was very talented. He was knowledgeable and talented, so he went to Wollongong, Longzhong with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to invite Zhuge Liang to assist him.

Book boy: Oh, no, three big guys are here. They don’t look like good people. Close the door quickly. (Three people walk up)

Zhang Fei: Brother, the door is locked.

Liu Bei: Go and call the door.

(Zhang Fei banged the door hard, but it wouldn’t open)

Guan Yu: Zhang Fei, why are you still so clueless? Is there anyone who can open the door like this?

Zhang Fei: Come on then!

Guan Yu: Get out of the way! (Step forward and push the door open)

Zhang Fei: Wow, second brother’s brain turns out to be on his feet.

(A group of people burst into the gate with cheers)

Shutong: Several of them, with their majestic appearance and glowing faces, came to this place. What are they doing?

Liu Bei: A poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. He passed by Baofang and stayed for one night. Is it okay? (Turns head and looks left and right) Bajie Wukong, is your teacher right?

Zhang Fei: I KAO, I am convinced YOU! We are playing the Three Kingdoms, not Journey to the West. Is there any mistake?

Liu Bei: Oh oh oh, ah, this, I am Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, a clan member of the Han Dynasty, Queen of King Jing of Zhongshan. There is great chaos today. I am determined to destroy thieves, calm the people, and clarify the world, but I can't do it with hatred, so Come and invite pigs, pigs, pigs...

Guan Yu: Mr. Zhuge Kongming!

Liu Bei: Oh, Zhuge Kongming came out to help me unify the country.

Shutong: I’m so sorry, Mr. Kong Ming is not at home.

Liu Bei: Where have you gone?

Shutong: The TV station please do market analysis.

Liu Bei: (Looking back at Guan Yu and Zhang Fei) You see, Mr. Dinosaur’s family is well-educated, even Ma Tsai is “ye” and “ye”. (To the book boy) It doesn’t matter, here is my business card. I hope you can pass it on when the owner comes back. (Patting his shoulder, whispering) Did you see my name? It doesn't matter, just come to me if you need anything in the future; if someone bullies you, just say that you are under the care of Boss Liu. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, let’s go!

Zhuge Liang happened to be out that day, so Liu Bei had to turn back disappointed. Soon, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei braved the heavy snowstorm to invite him for the second time. Unexpectedly, Zhuge Liang went out for a leisurely trip again. Zhang Fei was unwilling to come back, but when he saw that Zhuge Liang was not at home, he urged him to go back. Liu Bei had no choice but to leave a letter expressing his admiration for Zhuge Liang and asking him to come out to help him save the country's dangerous situation.

(The third interview with Zhuge Liang). At that time, Zhuge Liang was sleeping. Liu Bei did not dare to disturb him. He stood there until Zhuge Liang woke up and then sat down to talk to each other.

Liu Bei: After all, are you going to inform me or not? Zhang Fei, set fire; Guan Yu, kill!

Zhang Fei: Yes, brother!

Guan Yu: I have the order, my lord!

Shutong: Hey, hey, there’s something easy to say, there’s something easy to say—it’s not difficult to say it to see Mr., but it’s not that difficult, but you have to have something, and I want this.

Liu Bei: Is this one that one?

Shutong: Well, let me give you some tips, okay? It's just a piece of paper like this. It's colorful and pretty. It bounces and makes a banging sound. Do you understand?

Liu Bei: I don’t understand.

Shutong: Oh, it is, it is, MONEY, do you understand?

Liu Bei: I don’t understand.

Shutong: Oh my, no culture means no culture! Let me be more specific - there were originally four old people on that piece of paper, but now three of them have died for some unknown reason. As for the remaining old man, have you heard this song? Look, I'm singing to you, "The East is Red,"

The sun rises, and something comes out of the East - I don't need to say it anymore, right?

Liu Bei: Still don’t understand.

Shutong: (patting Liu Bei on the shoulder) General Liu is indeed a man of temperament, so let me tell you clearly, this person is money. Money means banknotes.

Liu Bei: Oh, received. Guan Yu, give me money.

Guan Yu: I only have a credit card.

Shutong: It doesn’t matter. We have specially prepared a credit card machine to serve you in all aspects.

Guan Yu: The password is with Zhang Fei.

Liu Bei: Zhang Fei, password.

Zhang Fei: Forgot.

Liu Bei: Forgot? Guan Yu, why did you ask Zhang Fei to remember the password?

Guan Yu: It was your order.

Liu Bei: Oh, forget it.

Zhang Fei: Brother, how about I go grab some from the street and bring it back?

Liu Bei: Damn it! How did I teach you? Thieves also have their ways - where to rob in such a heavy snowy day?

Zhang Fei: I'm KAO! If you don’t believe me, I’ll show you! (steps forward and grabs the book boy) Now it's a robbery! You have the right to remain silent, but all your money will become a beautiful memory.

Shutong: Okay, I'll pay the money, and you can let me go.

Zhang Fei: (Took the money, put half of it into his pocket, and handed the rest to Liu Bei) Brother, can I do it?

Liu Bei: Fool, how many times have I told you, hurry, hurry, hurry, the most important thing in robbing is this. Pig brain, do you think you are a speaker? Quickly clean up your face and continue pursuing your promising career as a bandit! (To the book boy) Please keep it, just a little care

Book boy; feed your mother the three medicines. Boss! There are a bunch of psychos looking for you!

When Zhuge Liang saw that Liu Bei was determined to do things for the country and sincerely asked for his help, he said: "If you want, I will definitely help you establish that mouse kingdom."