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Waiting alone for classic movie lines
In the ever-changing modern society, we use lines in more and more places. Lines are dialogues, narrations, monologues, etc. when we perform. Still struggling to find good lines? The following are the classic lines from the movie Waiting Alone that I have collected for you. I hope it will be helpful to you.
Chen Wen (monologue): "I decided to live my own life, so love is temporarily suspended for me."
(Disco) Chen Wen (monologue): " To be honest, the disco is a very silly place. Think about what it would be like if you turned on all the lights and turned off all the music."
Liu Rong refused. Chen Wen's sugar ring, Chen Wen: "Okay, then don't say that I didn't try hard to pursue you when you look back." He also said: "If I were a girl, she would have fallen in love with me a long time ago."
Chen Wen : "What kind of tea do you want to drink?" Li Jing: "Any tea is suitable except for the police."
Li Jing: "The train will not wait for anyone." Li Jing: "The train will leave. "I drove it back."
Chen Wen: "There is no such thing as a dream girl in the world. Even if there is one, maybe her characteristics and personality are simply not suitable for me. I'm sure there must be one in this world." The girl who suits me."
Chen Wen: "If life is the same as fairy tales, I will have a particularly happy ending, but this is reality, what else do you want, could it be the next one to come through the door? My partner? As expected, even at this age, I dare not say that I understand love and the secret of success between men and women."
Haitao said: Find a big stick to beat him, or puncture his tires or kick his car door. Come on, if you want to help me find some brothers for you. (Specially righteous)
Chen Wen said: How old are you and still pretending to be a gangster?
Haitao said: I once almost married a girl, but then she transferred to another junior high school Went (brain is in the water)
1. Mosquito (Chen Wen)'s clothes: a casual suit on the outside, a shirt on the inside, and then a high-collar autumn coat on the inside, with a silly grin. They are all silly enough, cute enough, real and kind.
2. In the bar, Mosquito said to a girl: Miss, call your mother quickly and tell her that you won’t go home tonight...slap... slapped Mosquito on the face. ...Haha~~ It’s so funny, but it’s a bit of an artistic exaggeration. In reality, which man would be so stupid~~ Even if you don’t ask for a fight, the end will not be much better.
3. Outside the bar, there was a somewhat vulgar joke: A cow was kidnapped by an elephant. When she came back, she asked the bull, "Do you see any changes in me?"... (The following is not suitable for children).-- ---I am not a noble person, so I will laugh out loud here.
4. Okay, now that you have met, let’s go home together... Pfft... The mosquito sprayed Rong’s face with beer. ------Haha~~ It’s so hilarious. Chapter 1 It was such an awkward meeting. Although I have never sprayed beer on anyone's face, I have sprayed water on the face of a female classmate in high school. Haha~~ It's really funny when you think about it~~ Maybe the only things that can be remembered are the things that remain fresh in people's memories.
5. Be honest, girls don’t like boys pretending to be cool... I don’t know if this sentence is true, but it is true, you must know that coolness can not be faked, if that is the case It’s called making.
6. "Globally accepted rules for dating girls" I really admire the director for coming up with this term.
7. Mosquito: "Do me a favor and I will be your slave for the rest of my life."
Jing: "Get out of here." Haha~~These two are really good buddies.
8. Mosquito: Can you take it off and ask me to see if it has any effect? ??-------
Rong: There are too many children here (Rong is the spokesperson for a breast enhancement advertisement )————hilarious ing
9. You speak Chinese well...Are you a foreigner...Chinese, Sino-foreign joint venture product.----The director’s cameo role can be ridiculed, so praise it .
10. On the way to the picnic, an old farmer driving a carriage was talking on his mobile phone. ----- It can be seen that mobile phones are now popular in China. It seems that China has really developed. I feel sad.
11. Jing: "Let's go, Bao'er, we're almost late" ------- What a genius, then the car drove away, and a laggard accomplice chased after the car. --- --- Worth the fun.
12. On the day of Mosquito’s birthday, Mosquito was invited to Rong’s home. He felt a little like a villain, and then Rong said wait a minute while I went to change clothes and come out. At this time, the camera cut gently. Many of the surrounding furnishings were photos of Rong Li Bingbing from high school and junior high school. Then the camera cut to a group of people coming out touching cakes. The music stopped and it cut to Mosquito, who was sitting awkwardly on the sofa wearing only a pair of underwear. Pay attention to Jing's expression at this time: helpless, disappointed and embarrassed for Mosquito. ----- One of the typical black humors. Who knows that Mosquito is not regarded as a buddy and brother in Jing's heart?
13. Mosquito: Stop fucking talking... Damn~~ This is the most embarrassing time in my life... Jing: It's not that bad. At least you are still wearing underwear, otherwise you will have to trouble others. Find a magnifying glass.-----Haha~~This is an absolutely hilarious joke. I laughed out loud.
14. Haha~~The chewing gum joke that made the taxi driver look sideways and laugh is really easy to relate to. The screenwriter is so funny. (Note: This is a joke given to children by Mosquito. Jingzi’s ring made of gum-wrapped tinfoil appeared twice in subsequent plots. Once when Mosquito was helping Jing’s brother look for something at Jing’s house, and the other time when Jing was looking at the tree outside the antique shop. Ant" time.).
15. Two people were kissing, and suddenly the mobile phone rang.-----Life is always full of farce, always against you, if you can't resist, then enjoy it.
16. In the shopping mall, Mosquito (with a heartbroken expression): I'm stupid...I forgot, I'm not a rich man...Rong: What qualifications do you have to criticize me? You and I are just friends...I I just want to live happily, but life is not easy. What is wrong with this? What is wrong with this... Yes, you are absolutely right. -----Seeing this: I couldn’t help but sigh deeply.
17. That mysterious so-called perfect gift may only leave us with room for full imagination.
18. After Mosquito walked out of the shopping mall, he ran on the street sadly and emotionally confused, with messy shots and messy background music. ------I really admire the director's shooting techniques.
19. Xu Wei's singing sounded at 1:19:14 seconds - the song I am familiar with "Blue Lotus": Nothing can stop me from yearning for freedom. You have no worries about your imaginative life...
20. When Mosquito was helping Jing’s brother look for things, he found that Jing had kept all the gadgets he gave her, and he was moved from the bottom of his heart. .
21. In Mosquito’s hallucination when he was awakened by the sound of gongs and drums: seven or eight aunties were performing Yangko beside Mosquito’s bed.----Haha~~This part was shot creatively. Then Mosquito The gun shot through the drums of the aunts.
22. You either live well or die quickly. (This classic line was mentioned again by Mosquito at the end) -----Yes, if you don't want to die, you have no choice but to live well. If a girl (except your mother) advises you to smoke less (or drink less) more than once, then I have to remind you to pay attention. The probability that she likes you is 90%.
23. In the antique shop, Jing: I went out... to look at the ants by the tree. ------Perhaps she was more sad than embarrassed at that time.
24. Editor-in-Chief: What you wrote is a bunch of shit... Mosquito: What do you think about adding a flying saucer... Editor-in-Chief: Well, children like to watch this... I just won’t add Mosquito ...has personality, I like it.
25. If life were the same as fairy tales, I would have a very happy ending, but this is reality.-----But in fact, life will also be full of surprises and surprises. Surprisingly, as long as we are full of hope for the future, just like Fa Ge's sudden and unexpected appearance at the end of the film, it will surprise many people.
26. Mosquito gave Rong a very romantic ring and said a lot of romantic words, but the answer he got was to stop making trouble. While feeling sad, he came up with a sentence to defend himself: If I Girl, I've fallen in love with me a long time ago
27. Mosquito was in the dance hall, looking at the writhing crowd in the dance hall: To be honest, if you turned on the lights and turned off all the music, what would it be like? Such a place. ...very thought-provoking. I admire the director of the Sino-foreign joint venture even more.
The director is very good. Originally, the play arranged for him to return to China to take a master's degree. As a result, he went back to China to perform on the streets and sell films (presumably pirated). In the end, the money in his bowl was stolen. He robbed him, and he chased after him, but a man came immediately behind him and took away all his castellations, losing the sesame seeds and even more the watermelon
28. After the ballroom, is the mosquito’s monologue:? Thinking about it, I got tired of this life so quickly. :)
29. When Rong came to a gathering among Mosquito’s friends: Everything went smoothly, everyone liked her very much, and she also liked everyone very much, and at that moment, I felt that she was mine. . Suddenly I felt so warm.
30. I was eager to find an interesting topic, but in the end.
31. "I almost married a girl."
"Really? What happened next?"
"Then she transferred to The other junior high school went." - Conversation between Du Haitao and his buddy
32. Gao Qi asked Chen Yufan in the toilet
"Where is the spring?"
"Brother. You're so funny, don't you need to go to the bathroom together?"
33. "If I were famous, I would open a big restaurant."
"If I were famous. , I will open my own publishing house."
"If I become famous, I will ignore you two." - Li Liang, Chen Wen and the three's classic teasing paragraph.
34. Du Haitao "Find someone to beat her with a stick, or puncture her car tires or kick her car door. Speak and I'll find some brothers for you."
< p> Mosquito "......(hug), you are so old and you are still pretending to be a fool."35. The lover of my dreams came out of the dream
36. Presentation Give it to those who have slipped away from you!
37. The balloon suddenly flew when Xia Yu and Bingbing were eating!
“Just like the magical balloon in the children’s cartoon book ”
“Yes, I saw it when I was a kid”
“No way, I just made that up” (surprised eyes)
“I You can’t just talk nonsense~” (Embarrassed)
38. Mosquito, “Are you in trouble?”
Rong was angry and said, “Yes, I’m on my period.”< /p>
Mosquito "Can you speak louder, the waiter over there doesn't seem to hear clearly" Even the quarrel is humorous.
39. Mosquito told Jing: Take care when you get there. Don’t let Guangdong boss bully you. If anything happens, call me at any time. I’ll get on the plane right away and go smoke. He, ah
---Ben saw this and habitually thought that mosquitoes would bring him back to silence, but he didn't. As he said: If life is the same as fairy tales, I will There will be a very happy ending, but this is reality
40. "By the way, buddy, what's your name?"
"Xie Tingfeng" (this is what the subtitle list says)< /p>
41. Female: Sister?! You, you, you! You have no conscience!
Yingda: Stop! Bullshit!
David Wu: How about Director Chen? Not bad, right?
Yingda: Absolutely good! No wonder I call you Liu Yitiao!!
There are many guest stars in it, including Yu Quan and Zhang Zhenyue (I’m not very sure, here’s the answer) The lens is relatively dark), including Yingda, David Wu, Chow Yun-fat, and Yuan Quan.
42. Yu: "What kind of tea would you like?"
Bi: "As long as you are not a policeman, any tea will do."
43. Sun Tzu said to Xia Yu: "Since I found out that your IQ is lower than the number of times Haitao has slept with girls."
Haitao (Gao Qi) thought for a while and said: "Okay, that's pretty smart!"
44. Li Liang: I originally hoped to spend the rest of my life with Li Jiaxin
45. "You are so cute as a little PLA, and you still chase girls"
"She doesn't care at all. I don’t like you.”
46. Chow Yun-fat: “Hey little guy, I heard you sell my underwear here”
47. After the mosquito was slapped by the girl When he came back, his grandson first kissed the phone, and after hanging up the phone, he said, "What the hell?"
Then asked him: "Is the call coming? Your face is red!"
48. I have temporarily given love a temporary delay
Sometimes you can't force the other person If I love you, you can only be a person loved by others. The rest depends on how the other person is.
49. There is no such thing as a dream girl in the world. Even if she exists, maybe her characteristics and personality are not suitable for me at all. But I am sure that there must be a girl who suits me in this world... ...
50. People should be happy while they are alive. Life is not easy. What’s wrong with this?
51. Dude, don’t change yourself for a girl. It’s not worth it.
LAN: I also missed a good one before, but the thing you want most in life is by your side, but in the end...
Li Liang: It was too late to find out. , I understand this best.
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