Jokes about art

A pair of fashionable young men and women walked into a newspaper office arm in arm.

The young man pointed to a popular flower and said to the clerk, "buy a popular flower." The clerk smiled at him and handed it to him. Next to the young woman took off the frog mirror, took a look at the title of the magazine and asked; "Why is there more verticality in this opening?"

The young man replied, "Is this the art of calligraphy?"

"Oh." The young woman nodded.

Suspense art

The last paragraph of a newspaper serial novel sensationally wrote: A man actually gave birth to a cow.

In the next issue of this serial novel, when writing this paragraph, the style of writing changed: it turned out that this person was disguised as a man.

Bao, she gave birth to a boy, nicknamed Niu Niu. Thief and philanthropist A rich man asked a painter to paint his portrait. After painting, he refused to pay the agreed 5000 yuan.

Pay, the reason is: "I didn't draw it at all."

Soon, the painter publicly exhibited the portrait of this hat, entitled "Thief". When the rich man knew about it, he was very sad.

I was angry and called the painter to protest.

"What does this have to do with you?" The painter said calmly, "that painting is not you at all!" " "

The rich had to buy the painting and change its name to philanthropist.

A portrait painter finally became famous, so he invited a painter to his home.

"I invite you to come for nothing but to draw a portrait for me, hoping that you will try your best to capture my God.

form

The painter stared at the gentleman's face for a while and sighed, "I'm sorry!" " I'm not a painter.

Paint. "

The rich man and the painter There was a rich man who asked a painter to paint a picture of Pharaoh and his army drowning in the Red Sea.

But he refused to pay more, argued with the painter for a long time, and finally agreed to pay half price.

Two days later, the painter came to see the rich man and opened the picture. This picture is painted red, but it isn't.

There is a man. The rich man roared, "Is this the picture I asked you to draw?"

"yes." The painter said, "Look, this piece of red is the Red Sea."

"Where are the Israelis?"

"Cross the Red Sea."

"Pharaoh and Pharaoh's army?"

"It's all flooded into the sea."