Russian love words 2023 routines to tease your girlfriend 186 sentences

"I want to ask you something, how do you go about getting to your heart?" Earthy love words are witty language that will kill people even if they die. Sometimes speaking earthy love words can help. To achieve effects that formal language cannot achieve. Do you really want to know some local love stories? In this column, I have successively compiled for you the 2023 routines of earthy love words to seduce your girlfriend. I believe you can find content that is useful to you. 2023 rustic love words to tease your girlfriend (1--21 items)

1. I have liked you for more than two minutes and cannot withdraw it.

2. Every casual word you say is in my heart

3. I used to like you a lot, but now I only like you.

4. "Can you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice filling my head?"

5. I ordered takeout. What did you order? Some French fries, some Coke, and I miss you a little.

6. Today I bought a coconut called Hongsi mud coconut

7. Do you know what fruit I like to eat the most? It’s you, the pistachio.

8. You said you are afraid of being alone when walking along a sea of ??people. I said it’s not how you deal with the crowds.

9. What should I do if I lose it? What’s better than calling the police? Just hold me tight

10. If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, that’s you You have never seen my eyes, because I only have eyes for you.

11. How should I put it? When you smile at me, it feels like I am a mobile phone with only 1% battery left. Just when I am about to shut down, I am suddenly picked up by you. On the charger.

12. I discovered that I liked you very much yesterday, and I also like you very much today, and I have a feeling that I will like you tomorrow too.

13. I went to wash the dishes. What dishes? It’s never too late for us to fall in love.

14. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people, bad people, and neither good nor bad people." "Then what kind of person are you?" "I am your person."

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15. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling, a feeling that only he can give. Not loving someone is because the feeling is gone. If you don’t love it anymore, you don’t love it anymore. It’s useless no matter how hard you try.

16. Chatting with you is like taking a test. Thinking about it afterwards, I always feel that I didn’t perform well.

17. I think you look like my relative, my mother’s daughter-in-law.

18. Today you particularly hate being liked and never getting tired of it.

19. I became a vegetarian when I saw you, because you are my type.

20. “We don’t need to turn on the lights at night together” Why? “Because you will shine”

21. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you so charming like a fox. 2023 rustic love words to tease your girlfriend (22--42 items)

22. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

23. I think every morning when I wake up, it will be you when I open my eyes.

24. Not only did the bed collapse in my house, but the water also stopped. The keys were lost and the air conditioner was broken. Even the dog is too hot. I don’t care, I have to go to your house to sleep.

25. There is no forest in my heart. Are you willing to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

26. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

27. You are like Google. You have everything I want to find.

28. "Others say your face is round, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "How else could you be so upright?"

29. You You know, I don’t dare to move now because I’m afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you

30. Peppa Pig, I match you

31. I miss you It must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

　32. My life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, talk nonsense, share a table to eat, and spend the rest of my life, and that person can only be you.

33. I have thought about everything in the future. Everything is ready, except for you.

34. My life is unruly and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met You, I will spend the rest of my life protecting you.

35. I am missing one necessities of life, and I am missing you.

36. Is pyq blocked for me? Why don't you open it for me?

37. I’m going to pick up rags. What rags are with you?

38. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, you are.

39. I want to buy a piece of land from you or something that will buy you my whole life.

40. Being by your side is possession, and love will last long only if you get used to it.

41. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to cultivate this graveyard into a garden.

42. I went to drink. What did I drink? I want to be with you forever. 2023 routines of earthy love stories to seduce girlfriends (43--63 items)

43. “I’ll take you to drink a kind of wine that you’ve never tasted before” “What kind of wine is it?” “Our wedding wine~ ”

44. You are a cute boy and I am cute

45. “I have never eaten candy since I fell in love with you.” “Why?” “Because you are too sweet. "

46. "You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of me"

47. "I want to go somewhere" "Somewhere" "Go to you

48. “You smile at me. How can I sleep at night if you don’t smile at me?” 49. It was so beautiful, the fireworks rain that day. , I said I want to marry you in a floral dress.

50. My feelings for you are like playing with a mobile phone under a thin quilt, there are always little bits of light leaking out.

51. “Do you know why I am taller than you? ?" I don't know. "Because the sky is falling and I will help you carry it."

52. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, then you know what I am happiest about." One day?" "I don't know." "The day I met you." 53. "Did you become a thief last night because you were so sleepy?" "Yes, to steal your heart. ”

54. Let’s chat during the long night with no intention of sleeping.

55. I took a screenshot of WeChat. What picture did I take? I have other plans for you.

56. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

57. "I want to ask you to borrow a cup." Why are you borrowing the cup? "Because I want to borrow it from you (for life)"

58. Today my classmate "Who do you belong to?" "Tiger" "You belong to me"

59. "Everyone says that I have wrong views." "Ah? Why?" "Well, they all favor you." 60. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it will be awkward without a bride.

61. "I like you" means: from now on, you have the ability to hurt me.

62. Can you stop talking? All I can think about is your voice.

63. I am very capable, but there is one thing I cannot do, and that is I will not leave you. 2023 routines of earthy love stories to seduce girlfriends (64--84 items)

64. If the person who stays with me until the end is you, then the suffering, pain and despair that I have experienced in the past will no longer seem Important, you don’t have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

65. I am sure of everything I do, all I need is a kiss from you.

66. I commented, but you didn’t reply. Have we reached the point where we need to avoid suspicion?

67. I don’t know since when, finding you at a glance among the crowd has become what I am best at. Wherever I miss you, wherever I look, you are there.

68. “I can’t seem to find the direction” “Where are you going?” “How to get to your heart?”

69. I’m a little tight lately. , can I lend you your hand?

70. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the cave, you live in my heart.

71. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

72. Can I call you you? This way I can keep you in mind.

73. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you touch my heartstrings?"

74. I have met many people in my life. , they are like fireworks between fingers, flickering on and off, and finally reduced to a touch of ashes, but you are different, you are like Beidou, shining in my whole life.

75. My legs have been hurting for a week. I went to the hospital for a check-up today. The doctor said there is something in my bones. When I took the X-ray, it turned out that I like you to the core.

76 , Loving you means that when I can’t see you, I have a lot to say to you; when you are around, I feel like I have to be close to you quietly, even if I don’t speak, that’s fine.

77. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one left." "What is it?" "I just love you."

78. This is watermelon, that is cantaloupe, And you are my little fool.

79. I went to eat noodles today. What kind of noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

80. "Who do you belong to?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

81. Of all the things in life, I like you the most.

82. Your father must be a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

83. There is no limit to the sea of ??suffering, but it’s me who will look back!

84. I don’t want to hit the wall anymore, I just want to hit your chest. 2023 local love words to tease your girlfriend (85--105 items)

85. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, I am also considerate of people's clothing."

86. You should be listed on Taobao because you are my baby.

87. I am particularly difficult to get close to. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you kiss me?

88. "Just stay with me in this life. If it doesn't work, I'll wait. If it doesn't work, I'll think of other ways."

89. "You know What kind of wine will make you drunk easily? "——"Eternal Life with You"

90. Do you know the best way to eat this dish? Do you want it to be hot? I'll feed it to you.

91. "If I were the devil in hell" "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

92. I went to take the exam, what test, and spend my whole life with you.

93. Do you know why I don’t have a girlfriend yet? Why? Because I haven’t confessed to you yet.

94. I am a materialist, and I want to have an afterlife only after meeting you."

95. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse? "What's the difference?" "It lives in the cave and you live in my heart."

96. "It's very troublesome to like you." "But I just like to cause trouble." "

97. "Listen to my heartbeat" "Huh? ""Have you noticed that my heart is moved?"

98. The fortune teller said that I am a prosperous husband, do you want to verify it.

99. I want to go somewhere? Go to your heart !

100. “Let’s go eat at the Family Bucket” “This way we will be a family”

101. “Do you know what I like to eat? ""What? "I want to look at you dreamingly."

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102. Write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into my lungs to keep you closest to my heart.

103. "Let's go to the amusement park on the weekend. "My body is the best amusement park, come and play with me

104. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

105. “Do you see anything special about my hands? "It's not special." "Of course it's not special if I haven't been led by you." ” 2023 routines of earthy love words to tease your girlfriend (106--126)

106. Go to sleep with the heart of dreaming about you, and wake up with the heart of wanting to see you.

107. Can you play the guitar?

108. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what there is in the four seasons?

109. After meeting you, I just want to be a kind of person. Who is your person? 110. I suspect that you have a crush on me. That’s nonsense. It seems that you like me blatantly.

111. “If people also have tails, it would be a bit embarrassing to say this. Because when I'm with you, I think, I can't help but wag my tail. "

112. Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Uncreated" the moon is in the sky, but you are in my heart.

113. Your eyes are so beautiful, inside It’s only suitable for pretending to be me.

114. "Do you think I like drinking or beating the king?" "I love beating the king, right?" "No, I love you."

115. "Little Wolf Dog" , puppy, old dog, which one are you? "I'm the type who likes you." "

116. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain! Boom! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

117. I feel like all the doors You should do it, because it looks good.

118. I read a book yesterday, and my eyes were swollen from tears. I am willing to admit defeat when I meet you.

119. Mr.’s eyes are the brightest stars I have ever seen.

120. “I think you look like a game.” “Minecraft”

121. There is something on your face. What is it? Kinda pretty.

122. It’s a bit hard to say, a bit pretentious, but I just want to spend the rest of my long life with you.

123. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why does it still ignite my heart?

124. Do you smell anything? No. Why are you so sweet when you come out?

125. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

126. I am angry. Why am I angry? I have spent all my luck meeting you. 2023 rustic love words to tease your girlfriend (127--147 items)

127. The firecrackers are going off on New Year’s Eve, but I don’t think so much about you.

128. "If a tiger doesn't show off its power, what do you think of me?" What? "You think of me as my girlfriend."

129. I got vaccinated today. What vaccine did I get? Love you every second.

130. "I love a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

131. Do you like apple juice and grape juice? Watermelon juice is still juice for a energetic guy like me.

132. I like you. I like you. You see, I can do nothing but like you.

133. I was originally going to travel around the world, but when I saw you, I thought I could stop.

134. I went shopping on the street today. Which way did I go? I love you so much that there is no way out.

135. The game will eventually end, but I don’t think you will.

136. “I loved wandering so much before.” What about now? “I just want to settle on you.”

137. “When will you get married?” Don’t be in a hurry, just let it take its course. Just go natural. "Go back and get married this year. I am natural, so just let it take its course."

138. I like the feeling of being tired of being with you. It’s not that we will always have endless topics to talk about together. , but together, you won’t feel awkward even if you don’t talk.

139. Girl, I am almost certain that I am only one kiss away from you.

140. I just drank a bottle of medicine. Guess what medicine it was. You are very important.

141. I am a very tacky person. I see mountains as mountains and seas as seas. But when I see you, the sea of ??clouds begins to surge and the river tide begins to surge.

142. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "You"

143. If you touch the fabric of my clothes, am I your girlfriend? material.

144. I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

145. Can you smile? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

146. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set."

147. "You don't cherish me now, let me tell you, after this Village." "What?" "I'll wait for you in the next village." 2023 ways to flirt with your girlfriend (148--168) 148. "Guess what my zodiac sign is." Aries?” “Wrong, it’s tailor-made for you.”

149. What should I do? The moment I saw you, I knew I was finished, but I didn’t want to struggle at all.

150. Did you sleep? What did you sleep with? I can’t sleep without you.

151. “It’s enough to be lucky twice in life”? “Once I meet you, once I sleep until the end”

152. I drink sugar-free drinks, you know you are suitable Are you drinking something sweet? "Slight sugar?" "No, it's my chest"

153. "Should we go drinking?" ""What kind of wine to drink?" "Our wedding wine"

154. At least once in your life, you should forget yourself for someone, not asking for results, not asking for companionship, not asking for what you once had, or even not asking for anything. Please love me. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

155. What kind of certificate do I have?

156. Let me do a magic trick for you. After I have done the magic, I like you even more.

157. "Everyone else wants to sleep with you but I don't." Then what are you? "I just want to sleep with you." "Staying in bed"

158. Are you blind? It hit my heart.

159. Can you teach me how to cook glutinous rice balls? I'm a bit stupid and can easily reveal my secrets in anything I do. I like it. So do you.

160. I have recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. I guessed that you are missing me.

161. “I know there are three people who like me. "You" "Who" "Me, me, me, me"

162. "I have a cold!" ""Pay attention to your health" "Because I can't resist when I see you~"

163. I am watching TV or something to get your attention.

164. You like sunny days, Or is it a rainy day? A sunny day, what about you? I like chatting with you.

165. You can do whatever you want just because I like you.

166. Life has been hard since I met you. Short, sweet and long.

167. “I feel dizzy when I see you recently” “Why?” “Because love makes people dizzy”

168. Smoking. Harmful to health, love me and prolong your life. 2023 ways to tease your girlfriend using earthy love words (169--189 items)

169. I dreamed of marrying you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so it should be you who married me. Give me.

170. Do you know what makes steak the best? I'll feed you.

171. Why "I don't dare to gain weight"? "I'm afraid you are too petty to let me go."

172. Only the state officials are allowed to set fire to me, but you are not allowed to leave me.

173. You are acting weird today. What's wrong? Very pretty.

174. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you touch my heartstrings?

175. Do you want a flat floor or a duplex? Or do you want to try loving me?

176. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me.

177. "Do you know why beautiful girls have bad tempers?" Why? Because they are so beautiful.

178. "Why do you want to hurt me?" "What's wrong?" "What makes me... like you so much"

179. You are Chinese, and I am Chinese too. Rounding it all off, you are mine

180. Meeting you I never thought about getting married before, and I never thought about getting married after meeting you.

181. I’m a little sick, so come and see me. A heart ailment requires heart medicine.

182. Let’s play with the wooden man and don’t move. Okay! I’m so excited if I lose

183. “Do you have magic?” “No” “Then why am I happy to see you?”

184. The grass and trees have sunshine and water, and the kites have breeze and rope. I have the rest of my life with you.

185. On the way home from buying oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag. In the mud, it turns out that this is called oysters liking mud

186. No one is like you. A word can bring heaven or hell.