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What is water-friendly housing?
Our simplest and most intuitive understanding is that a so-called water-friendly house means that there is a river in front of it, whether it is a big river or a small river; whether it is a real river or a fake river; whether it is a dry river bed or a smelly river ditch. Or there is a lake in front of you, whether it is a big lake or a small lake; whether it is a real lake or a fake lake; whether it is a fish pond or a reservoir; whether it is a dry lake bottom or a stinking pool. Completely and completely, it is the use of people's desire and kindness, derived from helpless psychological needs that are somewhat similar to a little greed, shameless, hateful, crazy greed to promote a concept, a very beautiful and beautiful concept.
Do you remember Guo Da Cai Ming’s sketch?
Guo Da: When you bought the house, you said there were more than a hundred towering trees in the community. Where are they?
Cai Ming: It’s in the yard.
Guo Da: There are just a few small saplings. If you don’t look carefully, you might think they are growing a row of onions.
Cai Ming: Don’t worry, it will definitely grow into a towering green onion in a hundred years.
Guo Da: What?
Cai Ming: It’s a big tree.
Guo Da: Also, in the advertisement you painted swans flying in the sky of the community and fish swimming in the pond. Where's the fish?
Cai Ming: The swan ate.
Guo Da: No, what about the swan?
Cai Ming: I’m full and I’m flying.
Guo Da: Hey, why did we catch up with everyone?
Cai Ming: What a coincidence.
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