A person who jokes because of procrastination

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You must be good at talking. Some people talk to make people happy; What some people say makes people feel uncomfortable. We have a community there, so this big brother can't talk. Once, I invited a friend to a restaurant for dinner. I treated him well because he couldn't speak and offended his friends!

He invited four people that day, three came and one didn't come. Waiting for him to be anxious: "Look, come or not!" One of the three people is oversensitive: hmm! If I should come, I shouldn't. This man stood up at that time: "Let me tell you something." The man went out and told the waiter, "You tell them not to wait for me."

"Ah! Don't go! "

"Don't go? Haven't you heard that I should have come? Shouldn't have come, shouldn't have left? "

This is gone. The waiter went in and asked, "Shall I set it for you?"

"Don't be busy! We are still waiting for someone here. Where is that? "

The waiter said, "I don't know who said' should I come or not' just now, and that one was picky because it left."

Hearing this, our neighborhood said, "Wow! Should not go away! "

Here are two more, one of which is too oversensitive: hmm! Shouldn't have left. Left? Should I follow it? Are we going or not? Let's go The man left without saying a word. There is one left. Our neighbor is still wondering, "Why did you both leave?"

The man said, "Yes, we have to go! Because you are too stupid to speak, and you say' those who should come don't come', then those who should come must not come, shouldn't come, shouldn't leave? When that person left, you said,' You shouldn't leave', so those who didn't leave must leave! Should we go or not? People are picky, so don't talk like that in the future. "

"oh! I'm not talking about them! "

"oh! It's me! "

This is gone!