Do you know the disgusting jokes about the three brothers?

When I was in the second grade of primary school, my father poured lard into my rice at noon, saying that I was too thin and could eat fatter.

As a result, I ate too much oil in class and felt sick all the time. Later, I spit it out, but I wanted to spit it out after putting it in my mouth. The teacher looked at me very uncomfortable and asked me what was wrong. I can't speak anymore. I have been gesturing for a long time, but the result is still unclear. Later, I was anxious. I just opened my schoolbag and threw up with a bang. Then I looked up and said to the teacher, teacher, I want to throw up!

For the first time, medical students had a real anatomy class around the body covered with white cloth. The professor began to lecture. "As a doctor, you must have two important qualities. First, you must not be afraid of nausea. " . After that, the professor uncovered the white cloth, inserted his finger into the anus of the corpse, then pulled it out and put it in his mouth to suck. "Learn to do it," he told his classmates. The students all felt sick, hesitated for a long time, and finally had to do it in turn. When the last person finished, the professor added, "The second quality is observation. I inserted my middle finger, but sucked it. Students, pay attention to observation! "

Xiaomei especially likes to eat pig blood cake. Every time I see a stall selling pig blood cakes on the roadside, she will definitely buy them. One day, she saw a woman in her sixties selling on the road and went to buy food. After eating, she found that the pig blood cake was extremely delicious, so she wanted to pay her highest respects to her grandmother.

(Answer in Taiwanese) `

May: Grandma, why does your pig blood cake smell so good?

Po: The materials are precious and can only be sold for a few days a month.

America: Wow! Where did you get such precious materials?

Grandma: Well, mine has been used for decades, and now it's old and gone. Now it's my daughter's turn.

Beauty: *&; %@

Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the bartender told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked in despair. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The bartender replied. The man followed the bartender's instructions and saw a very respectable celebrity sitting next to him. Celebrity meals are all bad, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. This man thinks celebrities are extravagant, so he walks up to them, points to the "spicy vermicelli pot" and asks politely, "Do you want more, sir?" The celebrity shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and swept it away. Gobbling, he swallowed half of it for a while, and suddenly found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole, but its hair had grown all over. In a fit of nausea, the man vomited all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the celebrity looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I was just the same.