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Why do people say "Don't drink with Jason Wu, don't eat with Nana"? Any stories?

First of all, we should understand the allusions of the above two things: not drinking with Jason Wu. As far as I know, this is because when Jason Wu and Iola were boyfriend and girlfriend, Iola took Jason Wu home to meet his parents. At this time, only Iola's father was at home, and Iola had to pick up her mother. As a result, the family turned upside down. Jason Wu had a drink with his future father-in-law and had a good time.

You know, that's white wine. Wu dared to blow a bottle and drink a cup. Finally, Jason Wu got his future father-in-law drunk and was able to drink himself. It seems that people who practice martial arts should not be underestimated.

It seems that Jason Wu can't drink as much as the other two. No 1 kg is estimated to be 1 kg. It is estimated that ordinary people can't drink such a large amount of alcohol. It is said that Yu Qian, who likes smoking, drinking and perming, has never drunk Jason Wu, while Wu Jingdu drinks a big bowl of white wine, so his capacity for liquor is not generally large. But this is actually very bad for your health, so Brother Jing should pay more attention and drink less. Drinking more will do harm to your health.

Secondly, the story of not eating with Nana is actually exploded by a happy family, that is, as long as you eat with Nana, you can't escape the fate of paying the bill. No matter who is invited to dinner, Nana never pays the bill. She eats for free.

So you have to prepare the money for dinner with Nana. Finally, when Nana ordered food, everyone hid. But I don't know if it's true. If so, it's really too picky. Maybe this is just a joke.

There are also some taboos in the entertainment circle: don't play skits with Shen Teng, and don't lend money to Shen Teng, because Shen Teng will forget after borrowing money and always can't remember to pay it back. Mary once broke the news and lent money to Shen Teng. Five years have passed and nothing has happened. Finally, Mary asked me indirectly. As a result, Shen Teng had forgotten all about it and became a joke of that year. It also includes the news that Mary doesn't want to play a sketch with Shen Teng. Why? Because he always forgets his lines. That year's Spring Festival Evening essay "Help or Not", Shen Teng forgot his lines and frightened them, because it was broadcast live. Then something goes wrong and it's over.

Don't play mahjong with Faye Wong According to Carina Lau's "Idol Comes" program, Faye Wong plays mahjong very well, winning at least nine out of ten games. Later, Na Ying also revealed that she was playing mahjong with Faye Wong, and it would be a ghost if she didn't lose. Ha ha ha, it can be seen that our diva not only sings well, but also has first-class mahjong skills. .

This is related to our Yingbao if we don't invite Zhao Xiaodao to the program, especially the program "Idol is Coming". Zhao's flying knife technique did not reach its peak, so he was nicknamed "Zhao Xiaodao". It is precisely because Zhao is outspoken that if he wants to say something on it, it will cause a lot of embarrassment. If he is on the show, it will be in trouble.

In Ace to Ace, there is also a guest whose tenor is not too keen on Hua Chenyu, Hua Chenyu. No one dares to match him in tenor. Hua Chenyu's tenor is 8 degrees higher than ordinary people. I remember a tenor who was compared with Jane Zhang.

The last one is to write lyrics that are not comparable to those of vincent fang. Jay Chou can be a superstar without Fang Zhouzi. Vincent Fang's lyrics are really great, especially the national wind route, blue and white porcelain, thousands of miles away and so on. No lyricist can compare with him.