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What kind of disease is Ji Cheng's disease?

Many years ago, I chatted with a female netizen, and I first learned another meaning of the word "big aunt". At that time, I was puzzled and teased by the other party. Only then did I know that "period" has such a private and warm meaning.

There is a joke that explains the origin of "big aunt" like this: a little girl went to the toilet and saw blood dripping in the toilet. I don't know where it came from, but she was suddenly scared and shouted, "Hello? Mama "... from then on, I called it my period.

Besides "big aunt", there are many other names for this female physiological phenomenon: moon leakage, moon tide, red tide, blood faith, moon events, water, Han Xin, tide, old friends, red friends and so on. Among them, "Gui Shui" or "Tian Gui Shui" has the highest origin. Gong Ming-ting Xian wrote "Shou Shi Bao Yuan" Volume 7: "My wife is fourteen years old, and the meridians begin to move, so it is called Tiangui Shuizhi." In the ancient traditional culture of China, A, B, D, E, G, N, N and D refer to five elements and four directions respectively, in which Wuji soil in the middle, boxer in the west and A, B, D, N, N, N, N in the east are called Gui water, also known as rain and dew water, that is, the world includes plants.

However, most people probably don't pay much attention. There is also an elegant name called "menstruation", which is quite fantastic and dreamy. The "illness" here is obviously not illness, but the discomfort and inconvenience these days.

"Historical Records Five Families": "Emperor Jing called, avoided, and did not enter, but served as a waiter to let him enter at night." Sima Zhen quoted Yao Shi as saying: "According to the interpretation, the emperor and the princess entered the imperial palace for a month, and no one could stop it, let alone take Dan Zhu's face as their own knowledge and let the female history see it." Later, because of this nickname, women's menstrual cramps were called "Ji Cheng's disease". "Awakening the World: Emperor Yang Di's Tour": "(Luo Luo) can't recommend sleeping because of Ji Cheng's illness." One night, Liu Qi, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, drank wine and asked Ji Cheng to be a maid. Don't want to go in on the occasion of the full moon, for fear of the emperor's disappointment or blame, so she stole the bait and sent the maid Miss Tang to go in according to her own appearance. Concubines are usually brought in by eunuchs or maids-in-waiting, so no one pays attention to whether Li is stiff or not. However, Jingdi was drunk and his eyes were blurred. He thought it was his beloved Ji Cheng, so he was lucky as usual. It turns out that if a maid-in-waiting comes to menstruation, she will make a mark on her face with cinnabar. The problem is that when a man is in heat, it doesn't matter what you mark, let alone get drunk, and the vermilion color will naturally turn a blind eye.

And Dunn's maid-in-waiting didn't waste the stuffing cake that fell from the sky this time. Thanks to her, she had a hidden knot in the fetus, and later gave birth to a descendant of this royal family, and her identity was upgraded from maid to Ji. Han Shu written by Ban Gu in the Eastern Han Dynasty? Thirteen biographies of King Jing? This is recorded in Changsha Wang Ding Liu Fa: "Changsha Wang Ding Liu Fa, the mother of Don Ji, is a waiter in Ji Cheng. Jingdi's name is Ji Cheng. He avoids and refuses to enter, and acts as a waiter, Tang Er, so that he can enter at night. Drunk, I don't know, I think Ji Cheng is lucky, so I have a body. I don't think this is Ji Cheng. And have children, because of the name. "

It seems that Jing Di must have known about this bait-and-switch and didn't blame Ji Cheng, otherwise where did Liu Fa's throne come from?

Since then, this branch of Changsha Wang Liufa has taken root and thrived in Hunan. According to the enfeoffment system at that time, only the eldest son could inherit the title. Liu Yong, the eldest son, succeeded to the throne, and all other sons were named Hou, including Liu Mai, the fourth ancestor. In a word, it lasted until the father, Liu, was just a small county magistrate. But in any case, Liu Xiu is a descendant of Liu Bang, and there is absolutely no problem (the ninth grandson), although it is only collateral. Unexpectedly, Liu Fa's sixth Sun Liuxiu became the founding emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the Han empire was able to regain its glory. Liu Qi, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, is the grandson of Liu Bang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Liu Xiu is the ninth grandson of Liu Bang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. That is to say, Tang Ji, who was originally the servant girl of Ji Cheng, the princess of Zhai Jing, actually changed the history of China because of the sudden change in the arrival time of her master Ji Cheng's "period". Can you imagine what it would be like if the Western Han Dynasty were not the Eastern Han Dynasty?