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Is heaven beautiful?

Heaven can be said to be the best TV series in recent years. . . The following is a classic line from Heaven: People can be strangled. -It's not illegal to pick up girls. It's just a symbolic way of life.

Ding Yuanying's thinking is completely opposite to that of normal people. He talks nonsense and does evil, but it makes sense, like a demon. A layman in Berlin said he was the best gangster.

Friends? No It's good to know, know each other, and talk enough. We are different from others. Why make friends with others? To know this person is to open a window, see different things, hear different voices, make you think and understand. Not eating or drinking may not be important to others, but I know it is. Domestic credit is a problem. Private equity is a business without parents. When doing business, you have to be prepared to get a knife, and you have to look at the face of the yamen with one eye behind your head. =

When I made it, I was loyal to my own heart, not the Buddha's deity, but his Buddhist roots only had melting point and no wisdom, so he thought I was an ingot without losing my virtue, and an altar of ingots was killing me. He is a Buddha, a Buddha who cultivates the afterlife, and he has also received more consultation from the Buddha.

-I don't want to go. The dust settled.

-pardon. I'm already guilty.

-This is a cultural attribute, independent of their will.

-Beijing is like a gold mine. Everyone thinks that they were born with twins. It's too noisy.

Our nation always pretends to have culture, but forgets to ask, what culture is it, the culture of truth or the culture of the weak? Is it a culture that conforms to the law of things or a culture that violates the law of things? In the final analysis, it is the product of that cultural attribute, regardless of human will.

Reform and opening up, crossing the river by feeling the stones, we people have entered the battlefield in a fog before we know what is going on, and we must survive first. By the time we decided, the times had changed, and it was really poverty that made us think of change. But after all, China is a political culture, and traditional culture is an opera. I don't know how far our ancestors can support this ship. -

In the final analysis, the truth of Marxism is that objective laws are not transferred by human will. What is the objective law? In the final analysis, it is also a sentence: everything depends on the weather, location and people. -A higher philosopher is lonely, not because he wants to be lonely, but because he can't find his own kind around him. -

China's traditional culture is full of imperial favor, and its practicality is based on the supremacy of the emperor. Why is China poor? Poverty lies in naive thinking, and poverty lies in the culture of looking forward to savior and redemption. This is a value judgment system that permeates the bones of the nation. That's terrible!

= "self-deprecating" originally from Houshan, occasionally sitting in the front hall; Half a book beside the drunken dance pavilion, sitting and talking about the sky. Great ambition plays fame, and the sea fights for good and evil. Speaking of cash-strapped, anger refers to Gan Kun's mistakes.

I haven't put on airs enough to ignore what may happen, but what you see is not necessarily something. Heaven knows the earth, it won't work. -

Women are a model of formal logic and an obstacle to dialectical logic. I have no intention of destroying women, and I don't want to be destroyed by women. -

The confidante has existed since ancient times, to see if a man is a good wine. How many men have been able to brew themselves thin since ancient times? This is not something you can do for it. You can mix it if you can. -

You are a piece of jade, but I am not a craftsman. I'm just a slacker who knows a little about speculation. At most, you can earn a few copper coins to send ordinary people away. What you are asking for is the soul of male culture. I can't pretend I don't know just because you didn't say it. Accepting you means accepting a height, and I don't have this confidence. -

Punishing a criminal includes killing a person, which is the value of the law. Jurisprudence and reason are both there. If women's psychology is not suitable for criminal police work, it is a gender issue. -

To enter a painting is to cling to the appearance and deviate from the essence, which is a term in Buddhism. -

The social perspective has three levels: technology, system and culture. As small as a person, as big as a country and a nation, any kind of fate is the product of that cultural attribute. It is a law that a strong culture creates a strong one and a weak culture creates a weak one. It can also be understood as "heaven", which is independent of human will. -

Strong culture is called the secret of martial arts, and weak culture has become a popular variety because it is easy to learn, understand and use. Such as the cultural industry. Literature, film and television are the art of pulling the soul. If the creation of literary film and television can crack the cultural code of higher thinking space, its function lies in enlightening people's consciousness and shocking people's soul. This is what all beings need, that is, merit, fame and fortune, and market. Spiritual salvation and drug anesthesia are completely equivalent. It has no tricks such as drug trafficking, no psychological cost and no legal risk.

That huge profit was not decided by me, but by the people's masters. The Lord asked all living beings to take out the money in their pockets, but he couldn't help it, because I didn't make people alive, it was God.

Without subjectivism, where did ideas come from? God is everywhere. Simply put, what dominates people's value choice behavior is the Lord, which is the cultural attribute. -

In theory, as long as the judgment is correct, it is ok. But we advocate that there will be mistakes in judging practice, so this possible probability depends on the size of the mistakes. -

This person needs a period. You can draw one for him.

The sense of belonging of the soul is the instinctive need of human nature and the human nature. You can help him find a clean place that belongs to his soul. He doesn't need to repent, he just needs a reason to repent.

-civilization is powerless to a person who can't be defined by the word "person".

-a dead horse is a living horse doctor. To make matters worse, a dead horse can die again. -

The huge profits of stocks come not from management, but from speculation in the stock market itself. His motive is to put the money in your pocket into mine. His rule is to stuff most of the meat into the mouths of several wolves. Private equity funds take meat from wolves. This requires you to be darker and more ruthless than wolves, but the psychological cost is also higher, and there is another risk outside the stock market. Therefore, enough is enough. -

This shows that you still need self-identification. This is human nature. If you don't even have this basic need, I have reason to question your attributes as a person. The essence of robbers is exceptional acquisition, and exceptional acquisition and direct acquisition are two different concepts. You have no confidence to compete with the strong under the same rules, which only shows that you are weak, because the highest value pursued by the weak culture is exceptional acquisition. So robber logic is essentially the most cowardly philosophy of existence, so you are not a hero. -

The reason for the Bible is that you go to heaven because of faith and go to hell because of unbelief. This method of cajoling and scaring children makes people believe it. Although it is beneficial to the practice of Christianity, it also caters to people's fear and greed for death. This causal relationship has deprived people of the opportunity to consciously awaken and pursue nobleness. How can you talk about nobility?

Because of the causal relationship between going to heaven and going to hell, there is no high realm of life, which is a narrow door. Narrow door is the highest value of Christian moral ideal.

God is the Tao, and the Tao is nature, such as Tathagata.

-Gold, silver and jewels are not enough to decorate a woman like you. There are no myths in this world. The so-called myth is just an ordinary thing that ordinary people can't understand easily. Only man's God acts on man. God's God or God? Not many women are as smart as you, and not many women are as extravagant as you.

The law of mankind is that a dark heart can never stop a bright face. You can not only pull a coin, but also pull a soul. -You don't know you, so you are you. If you know you, you are not you. No matter what you do, the market is not an infinite cake. The essence of myth is to kill the rich and help the poor, which may lead to two problems. One is whether killing the rich is destructive to the exploitation of market resources, and the other is whether it is moral. Let people at the bottom of the well look at the edge of the well and then fall, will it make them terminally ill? -

This is a harmonious world, where there is no mountain and no dew, and everyone has his place. But the thing of character is missing a corner today, and it will not be far from collapse if it cracks tomorrow.

-don't talk about destiny when you are enlightened, and don't take the true scriptures when you practice. One sorrow, one joy and one glory, that previous life was doomed. The cassock is not quiet, the world of mortals is not empty, and the ancient temple is faint for thousands of years. This is an idiotic dream.

The so-called true sutra is the way of nirvana. What can be achieved cannot be repaired. To become a Buddha is to seek Tao. Enlightenment is clarity, and knowledge is in it. Practice is based on behavior. Enlightenment is based on sex. The awakened one is born of the mind; A man of practice controls his mind by law, and those who do not suffer consequences have faith and no license. They live because they live in the fruit, they live in the mind, so they live and die. People who don't know the cause and effect are not alive when they are alive. Nothing wants, nothing wants. No ring, no ring. Nirvana hits the water, and there is no wave. -

The world is in the extreme, and the people have daily necessities; Life is extremely cold and warm, and men and women each get a love word. -

Buddha said that mountains are mountains and water is water. I just observe the truth according to Buddhism, and see that a modern girl is a modern girl and a confidante is a confidante.

-Your life is not morbid. In the words of Buddhism, it is self-nature, unimpeded and comfortable. What is freedom? Is liberation.

When someone jokes that Jesus is a fool, no one is stupid, but the two values are incompatible.

-If a nation's culture is a weak cultural attribute in its bones, how can it carry the politics and economy of a strong culture? The measure of a cultural attribute is not the length of its accumulation, but its distance from objective laws. Five thousand years of splendid culture. This is no problem. However, traditional customs have passed the sieve of objective laws.