Brainstorming is super funny

Do you know the benefits of learning some jokes? When we meet for the first time, there is always the embarrassment of not knowing what to say. At this time, you need some jokes to ease the atmosphere. Here, I have collected some brain teasers for you, hoping to help you!

Brainstorming super funny article 1 1, A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, C can be oxidized into D in air, and D smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

2. What sword is transparent? Answer: No.

Who will give Andy Lau a glass of water? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

4. Why can't I see God's penis? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

5. Why does the white rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

6. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

7. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

8. Why should I put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

9. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

10, which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

1 1. Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

12, which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

13, what fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

14. What fish is the smartest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

15, we say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what do we call a bear without Tintin? Answer: Mama Bear.

16. The tortoise built a house in its shell and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

17, the tortoise tore down the house, built another house, and went in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

18, the tortoise demolished the house again, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

19, the puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the puppy recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

20. Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

Brainstorming is super funny. 2 1. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first? Answer: It is better to close the door first.

2. Old Man Mei, go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

3. What do boys and girls have to do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.

Xiaowen accidentally swallowed the coin of 10 yuan. What should I do? Answer: One more.

Don't go out if you don't have much money on rainy days? Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])

7. What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

8. What should I do if You Zhu comes out of the pigsty? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

9. What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

Brainstorming is super funny 3 1. Under what circumstances has nothing to do with the simplest score? A: Write it on the staff.

Xiao Wu praised his girlfriend's new clothes as "beautiful" and was beaten by her girlfriend. Why? Answer: Full score 100.

On mother's day, I don't want my mother to wash the dishes and I don't want to do it myself. What should I do? Answer: Tell her, "Mom, leave it till tomorrow."

When digging a hole, a vole didn't leave a mud pile around the hole. Why? Answer: Because he dug the exit first.

A zhong has been married for several years and hasn't had any children yet. Why? Answer: He gave birth to twins.

6. A lawyer, who had his own marital misfortune, stood in the position of his wife and acted as her defense lawyer for free, helping her to ask her husband for more alimony. In the end, the lawyer lost nothing. Why? Answer: Because this lawyer is a wife.

7. The teacher wrote a composition entitled "If I were the chairman", and all the students were absorbed in it. Why didn't Xiao Qiang do this? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write to him.

8. Xiaoli only has 500 yuan with her, but after work, she and her colleagues went shopping in department stores and spent 5,000 yuan. How did she do it? Answer: He uses a credit card.

9. What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use? Answer: movies

There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites. Do you know why? Answer: Because there is no one in that forest.

1 1. Why does Lao Li like playing mahjong with his wife and children? Answer: Only in this way can we recover part of our wages.

12, which is obviously a sugar jar, has a label that says "salt". Do you know what this function is? Answer: cheat ants

13. Why do you want to quit smoking twice? Answer: Exit the right hand or the left hand?

14. What would you do if your son had only one right hand? Answer: What are you afraid of? Doesn't he have a left hand?

15. What car is the least prone to accidents? Answer: hearse

16. Why are people who often put their hands into other people's bags not thieves? Answer: Customs inspector.

17, Meiling goes out to sleepwalk every night. Why didn't her husband take her to the hospital for treatment? Answer: Every time she comes back from sleepwalking, she brings back two thousand yuan.

18. What kind of duck eggs in the world are inedible, poorly cooked, but broken? A: the duck eggs of the competition results,

19, Lao Wang is an alcoholic. One day he went to see a doctor, who warned him not to have more than one cup at a time. Why is Lao Wang still not afraid to drink one cup at a time? Answer: Because he became a doctor twice in a row.

20. There is a fertilizer plant in the north and a winery room in the south. It has one advantage. Do you know what this is? Answer: As long as you open the window, you can know what wind is.

Brainstorming is super funny. 4 1. Obviously he is nearsighted and a famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first?

Answer: Nothing.

2. Mao Mao said: 10+4=2, and the teacher was right. Why?

Answer: 10 +4 = 2 pm

Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, "I can sit where you will never sit!" " Where is he sitting?

Answer: Xiaohua's body

4. Why not smash the eggs into stones?

Answer: Of course, stones don't rot.

5. Which officials not only don't get paid, but also pay for themselves?

A: The groom's official

6. What is the name of the painter's apprentice?

Answer: a lecherous

When Xiao Ming was walking in the street, he saw a hundred-dollar bill and a bone, but he picked up a bone. Why?

Answer: It's a dog.

8. Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices?

Answer: Divers

9. Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province?

Answer: It crawls on the map.

10, what did you do but have to be punished?

Answer: Do your homework.

Brainstorming is super funny. 5 1. When can the network transport water? Answer: When water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net.

2. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? Answer: In bed.

3. Why don't good horses eat grass? The grass in the back is gone.

4. Why must summer vacation be longer than winter vacation? Expand while it is hot

5. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Walking is too slow.

6. Why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? Namo amit Ba

7. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour? She can't sit down

8. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? Breaststroke fouls frogs.

9. Dogs never take a bath. Why not have lice? Dogs give birth to dogs

10, why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant? They are playing chess.

1 1. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when walking. Why? Because Xiao Zhang is wearing shoes

12. The farmer keeps a cow with only one horn. Why? There is a rhinoceros.

13, Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? Brush is false teeth.

14, a fierce hungry cat, saw the mouse, why did it run? Run and catch it.

15, Xiaohong is in the same class as her mother. Why? Mother is a teacher and Xiaohong is a student.

16. Why does the roof of the neighbor Lao Li's family sometimes leak and sometimes it doesn't? It only leaks when it rains, but it certainly won't leak when it's sunny.

17, why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? Because no one dares to stop fighting.

18, the wolf dragged away the ewe, why didn't the lamb follow quietly? The lamb has not yet been born.

19. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? This is a penguin.

20. Xiao Chen went to the movies at the weekend. When he arrived at the cinema, he couldn't see anyone. Why? People are one by one, not half.

2 1, what line do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines, bananas without intersection

22. Xiaoming's stomach is obviously swollen. Why does he keep drinking water? Fall into the river and be forced

23. There are six steamed buns in the basin, one for each of the six children, but there is still one in the basin. Why? A child is carrying a basin.

24. Xiaoming took Yuan to buy something from Yuan, and the boss only found Yuan for him. Why? Because he gave it to his boss, Yuan.

25. There is a monkey squatting on a telephone pole by the roadside. When the driver Xiao Li saw it, he immediately stopped the car. Why? Because the driver turned the monkey's ass into a red light.

Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Repair Xiaoming

27. Xiao Li often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? Because Xiao Li goes home every morning.

28. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? Because there is no water below.

29. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a pol and ice. Why? Pol and ice will take a taxi.

30. A plane crashed and there was a serious explosion. The staff is cleaning up the wreckage of the plane, but no one is injured. Why? They are all dead.

3 1. There are two children who look exactly alike and have exactly the same birthdays. Are they sisters? They said yes, they said they were twins. They said no, why? They are multiple births.

32. There is a woman in a swimsuit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her. Why? She walked backwards.

Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, he seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience, just like at home. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

34. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Cloth is not afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand

35. What is the real estate in China? "jade"

36. How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately? Tread barefoot on the ground

37. Which part of a woman's body can be touched twice by her father, once by her boyfriend and never by her husband? Lips, when saying the words "dad", "boyfriend" and "husband"

38. What is something smaller than bacteria? Son of bacteria

39. What kind of road can't be taken? Answer: Circuit

40. Bobby's every move is inseparable from the rope. Why? Answer: Bobby is a puppet, I don't understand.

4 1, Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.

42. A student threw a coin into the air: looking up at a movie, playing billiards, and studying whether the coin stood up. Answer: To study.

43. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.

44. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? The answer is: Little Tiger.

45. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in the orchard every minute? Answer: I didn't get one.

46. Slip tip: Pay attention to homophonic three trees, tie a horse, tie a single one but not a double one? Answer: How?

47. What is higher than the sky in the world? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.

48. What is the most valuable thing that easily disappears? A: Satellite.

49, Sanjin new, Sanshui called Miao, three people called the public, so what should the three ghosts call? Answer: Call for help.

50. What does the fat girl fear most when others come to visit her when she is ill? Answer: Take care of yourself.

5 1, what is more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth

52. Who is the greatest philosopher in China? Answer: the elderly

53. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia

Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? Answer: Xiaohua's body

No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? Answer: themselves.

56. Besides trains, what is the longest car in the world? Answer: Traffic jam.

57. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? Answer: Santa Claus.

58. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with eggs.

59. Which race is backward running? Answer: tug of war

60. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? Answer: kinship.

6 1. What does the dentist eat? Answer: mouth

62. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? Answer: I can't see anything.

63. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? Answer: wearing a life jacket

64. What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: Mystery

65. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.

Brainstorming is super funny. 6 1. What the hell? Everyone likes this answer: smart card.

2. Which eggs can't be eaten? Answer: asshole

3. What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? Answer: Push.

There is air in the balloon, so what's in the swimming pool? Answer: people

5. Lao Liu sleeps alone. Why did he wake up with deep teeth marks on his ass? Answer: I sleep on false teeth.

6. What watch loses 24 hours a day? Answer: stop the watch

7. Why do good horses stop eating grass? Answer: The grass behind is gone.

8. What books have the most problems? Answer: In medical books.

9. What kind of people can still appear after death? Answer: People in TV series.

10, what's the difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: one costs money and the other costs nothing.

1 1. There are three birds fighting on the wire. Why did one bird fall and the other two fell? Answer: I fell down because I applauded.

12. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog.

13. How to write zero in Roman numerals? Answer: There is no zero in Roman numerals.

14. What photos can't tell who they are? Answer: X-ray.

15. A thief saw a car there. Why didn't he steal it? Answer: That car is his.

16 and who was the best player in NBA in 2003? Answer: silly, I haven't even played it yet.

17, Xiaoming always wins the first prize. Why does dad scold him? Answer: The last one.

189999 None (guess an idiom) Answer: foolproof.

19, seven lying and eight standing (guess an idiom) Answer: littering.

20. How much sand is a pile of sand plus a pile of sand? Answer: A pile of sand, of course.

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