Can you tell all the lines and scripts of the master and apprentice who spoofed Journey to the West and make a sketch?

Wukong: Which is heavier, a catty of iron or a catty of cotton?

Tragic baby: iron

Wukong: As heavy as a fool. You are so brainless.

Tang Priest: I'm Cao-. -... okay, I told you not to listen. Say a spell. Arrears of wages. ......

Wukong: Master, stop reading .. Please, master, I will give you money- ...

Tang Priest: Really? Kongkong, are you okay?

Wukong: To tell you the truth, my grandson has no money on him now. How about honoring your old man when I earn money later?

Tang priest: Nonsense. You must give me the money now.

Wukong: I really have no money now. Last time I went to the bank, I still had 1 US$ 35 cents.

Tang Priest: You ... you don't have money, so don't tell me shit-what is guidance?

Wukong: Master-

Tang Priest: Sorry ... Go home.

Wukong: Ah, boss, are you really going to fire me?

Tang Priest: Those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish. Sorry, I've made up my mind.

Wukong: Since Master insists that I go, don't blame me for scribbling your mobile phone number everywhere.

Tang Priest: Write it. I am not afraid of you.

Wukong: After you finish writing, add two words to apply for a PS classic.

Tang Priest: Wow, Cao is so vicious and funny-

Wukong: Goodbye.

Tang Priest: Stop being a teacher and decide. . You'd better stay and finish-